Show I HUMOR 1 NOTHING BETTER IN SIGHT In an Irish courthouse an old mut tu was called into the witness box bos and being being- infirm and Just a a. little n nearsighted near tr sighted he went too far in more thou thu one sense Instead of ot going up tb stairs that led to the box he mounted those that led to the the bench The judge Judg good said Is it Il a judge you want to be ny p pAh good man 1 Ah sure honor was wae the reo re- rt-l rt ply Im an old man now an its it's all aU Im I'm fit tit for tor TOO THIN Mildred had Just had her first dip In Inthe inthe inthe the ocean How did you rou like it It dear asked her mother as she fastened up the littie little lit lit- tle tie year six-year-old's frock Mildred glared angrily at the sparkling sparkling spark spark- ling hug sea I didn't like Jlko it at all mother she Bhe replied coldly I sat on a wave and andI I 1 went through FOR THE FUTURE A boy in a Chicago school refused to sew evidently considering It beneath j the dignity of a year ten-year-old man 1 said Bald tha George Washington sewed principal taking It for granted that a soldier must and do you consider yourself yourself yourself your your- self better than George Washington J JI I 1 dont don't know time will tell said I f hI he a 11 fill |