Show Facts G Not Worth Knowing ing I By ARTHUR BAER 1916 b bj bi the Press Free Co The rAl-The The I New ew York Evening World Although the Eskimo name for eat eat- ng soup is different from the Siberian Siberian Sibe Sibe- Irian rian word it sounds the same in either Language A new collar button is built on the theme theme rame me principle as a tandem bicycle and can be worn by two clients at the ame time The tribe of In In- aiana iana iana are absolutely uncivilized and ave neither walls floors nor ceilings I n 1 their houses houses r I IThe The e ordinary telephone telephone conversa- conversa I Ion on Is about 4 feet 11 inches and a Traction fraction in length When at a full gallop a snail travels about no feet teet in some weeks It tt is impossible to get any music by lowing flowing into a bass drum A is a fish that hat runs in the water wate k kj j By keeping your eye glasses directly front It front of you It Is possible to prevent a a stranger from wearing em with you Unless finless firmly fastened on one end whiskers will be found to be very loose The The bow an and the stern ern of a yacht sl should always be on different ends of the boat If the bow and stern are on the same end of a craft something Is is' is radically wrong with the tUre Iture If it were not for the pipes steam would have a difficult time in finding I Its way around an apartment house A janitor is supposed to have enough influence with steam to compel it to tour around the edifice but very few janitors seem to speak the steams steam's a guage The The students in an Ohio hio academy are areal al all druggists and the curriculum consists con con- lets of ot courses in neighborhood gossip gossip gos- gos sip remarks on the weather and deCiphering deciphering de de- Ciphering Chinese prescriptions spoken over a telephone wire in Norwegian with a Swiss movement The student Is Js eligible to graduate when he can squeeze a profit out of ot a customer who buys a free almanac wipes his muddy feet teet borrows a light from the clerk massages the dictionary and then asks for tor wholesale rates on a penny stamp A post graduate course consists of taking messages to the pretty girl who lives seven blocks away from the drug drugstore drugstore drugstore store but aint got any telephone In her home |