Show I II I Reviewing Princeton Dartmouth on-ar on thou F Football oo ba Game ame Princeton Princeton- Played the Old Fa Fashioned Football Including the 2 at the Gate The Bird ir Who Built Palmer Stadium Like V a Horseshoe Was Vas a Slicker The Contest Couldn't HaveE Have DU DUD E D BA DARD 11 SAYS H tJI Been Closer If It Had Been Scotch At a Late Hour L Last st Night the Students Were ere Still Staggering Out of the Village Village Village Vil Vil- lage Candy Store Stare l I By ny BUGS CAER E EIBy By lay The Tho Telegrams Telegram's Special Nees Servie NEW YORK Nay Noy About bout the only thing the Dartmouth Princeton game demonstrated was as that a football scrimmage is Js no place for Cor a high hat or any other fragile institution A 8 dozing dozIng dozing doz doz- ing signal operator on the New Haven couldn't have piled up the works any better better better bet bet- ter than they were piled plied up by the quarterbacks quarterbacks quarterbacks Saturday afternoon The game couldn't have been rehearsed very v ry carefully as the two teams tams were always alwa's humping bumping into each other and confusing confusing con con- fusing things up like a new office boy Football folks who popped on Into tech ch the Palmer stadium expecting a a. s sample p te of football as open ns nl Sing Sing under the Osborne administration were almost as surprised P as Bill Bryan n when Woody Wil Wilson Ilson Il I tW ll son accepted P his resignation n Princeton r c played the old fashioned football even inc EI including d ding the tho 52 2 at the gate gats at It was one of those those f i games Barnes where 1 a coach ac Is often f obliged obligee to run out on the field and take one of ot bis players off with a I spoon poon Take a vy te lads Wl who o f probably proba proba- probably t bly haven n f missed ll a meal l In twenty years yearn pour em into a It stadium where the proprietor has a lot of ot Influence with the police poUce captain of that district give em ema em ema a lot of football rules to break and the result would har hardly ly be encouraging to a R abird abird bird who thinks The rhe Hague puts the sun out cut fht every morning and takes takes tates it in at night w brought down a a. coterie of ot lads lada addicted to football who were as i I frail as safes and every bit as anaemic as stevedores All of oC em were six feet I high when they weren't flat on the ground And those dolls played some football I At that the Princeton team weren't i b by quite a few tew An Any Anyone Anyone J one of ot em was big enough to slap an I adult L A I locomotive motive in the ra face e and get Set awa with it 1 Which isn't mean to Infer that the contest resembled a Bronx election There were fere few penalties for thumping although in several Instances the boys swung from their hip pockets while the umpire appeared appealed to bs b. b wondering who that was in cerise way up In the stands On an average the game was just as free from slugging as a a. light weight fight which is reasonably pure pule The bird who built Palmer stadium like a horseshoe was a a. slicker Princeton Princeton Princeton Prince Prince- ton won ton n one of ot those things In a forward orwald pass lass and galloped a wholesale number of yards for a touchdown while the Dartmouth bunch teemed seemed to be sleep sleep- ing Which aint so to much of ot a a. horse horse- shoo at that but simply some more evidence evidence evidence evi evi- dence that pajamas weren't for the The contest couldn't have b bren en any I closer if f it tery had d been been Sc When n It It ItI by rushing both came ame to gaining ground I teams were as powerless as a dictaphone dictaphone dicta dicta- In a boiler foundry The punting I phone r. r IJ aa gUi gUi- y I of Driggs s and I was almost as identical as th the Dolly sisters Outside of ot one lucky play the ball ballyhoo boo was even 1 But luck must always figure figure Al McCoy ilc- ilc Ic- Ic Coy won wolf the championship with one horseshoe swing swine And if It us It hadn hadn't t been for tor that stull Columbus Columb might light have havo missed America and landed In New NewA Jerse Jersey A wins win's a win win no matter how why Its It's p perI perpetrated per per- the which is iso t the r reason why h the I r Princeton il t freshmen m n axe are galloping in madly a i around under their fui funny tulan n little ca cais caps s sand I and hooting booting like surprised walruses At t a late hour bour last night the Ule students I 1 were still staggering out of ot the village I candy and tore store |