Show Column n of 01 Strays SL I tn If L than lb the tha n m hla fa Iva Cradlebaugh MacPherson R 73 OOS VELT has decided tv that Denver will be the thelast thelast last ast town in the West he will visit Its It's the last one wed we'd visit too colonel colonel but but at that hat in view of what's corn com corning ing ng to it if we haven't it in our heart to indulge in our customary customary customary custo custo- mary morning hate toward the Colorado metropolis k MORE THAN UNANIMOUS S. S Five hundred Brooklyn N. N Y barbers decided to strike for far shorter hours hours' More ballots were cast than there are members of he the the union v 1 EVERYBODY'S DOING IT And now a Boston preacher calls the colonel colonel a monstrous survival of a age of human thought T x NEEDS NEED ALL HER HERx r STRENGTH STRENGTH A An Ali embargo on cheese has be been declared by Italy NOT MADE IN GERMANY Special t to 0 the Uw dro s Stiff Column I i BERLIN Oct 5 5 Music Music stores report report report re re- re- re port a small sale for the once popular I Jar lar song Maid of or Athens Ere We Part yar Part I ar X y I Ly 11 I the Great w. il Bill Dill Jumbles with Deacon Deacon Dea Dea- con on the for two hull hours Bill wood nt of stopped if he a aran a 3 aran ran outa choom Js OF COURSE THEY SHOULD Granda Alec Wi Wilson son l laughed ugh d out his false raIse teeth at the minstrels last night I and Craney's dog got them but was captured Dogs should should should-be be kept out of pi the theatre Mr Epstein Hender Epstein-Hender- Hender Henderson son Bon Neb News H- H 4 e SONG WRITING Son Song writing like a jitney is athing a tiling thing Hii that anybody can pi pick up All that is r required qu re is fifty pounds of New York nerve and a good pair of scissors Gene Ahern says no thinking is necessary for song writing as the song writers for the last fifty years did all the noodle work for I writing present day melodies To be sure of your song being a hit write something about down South even even if youve you've only been as far south as Detroit The less sense there is to the song the bigger hit it will be Something like as follows Ta Take e me where the are bloomin Im I'm sick and tired of board and alid I can hear my sweetheart yearn- yearn in And my my art he-art is For some eats A stack o Oh boy I Im I'm full of joy Bye bye when you hear that side door I Pullman slam stam Yo You'll ll know Im Im I'm on my way to Alabam Alabama Alabam x xA A Love Match Gertie Gerth Jones Matchmaker A young woman once smoked cigarettes cigarettes cigar cigar- ettes ettee society's rules and its threats And wherever she w went nt she wasn't content Without matches and lots of her pets In the rain she awaited her car When a bachelor who came from afar Asked another young bach back for the gift of a match To To light up his gone out cigar The guy whom he asked searched In vain On the face of the other came pain Said the kind hearted sis sla Dont take it amiss ami If I offer this match In the rain And the sequel that followed this act actIs actIs actIs Is given by history as fact She landed a catch by the gift of the match Who was worth a round million In tact j Did she her smoking r give up you'll ask Yes she did a terrible task But the day after the wedding she set fire to the bedding While breaking her cigarette fast |