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Show " 'i'. ; . . - . r THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM, UTAH ' rheumatiTt- - r - Do Yo . Suit,, fn f?r Rheumatic Psj,, il Do your tortured like they wert being tor?.. HEINZ' TABLETS, have proved WoelU,. thousands ol eajT c $1.08 by mail, , HEINZ DRUG Stat St. and 2 lit s. Salt Lakt lily, ijj,. NEW AND USED desks at typewriters, addinc inch's, ulJli 8. l DES" EX., 35 W. BroS;, USED INSTRUMjg CASH NOW for used band InJ eordions and pianos. Write tufoi mate. SUMMERHAYS MUSIC 17 Weat First South, Salt Lu- ,- USEDCARTwJ USED CABS TBAILEBf Liberal Credit Ter JESSE M. CIIASICC Buy Sell Trl,t, STORES IN 18 OGDEN. PROVO, SALT Lif - OCATELLO, BOISK, BUU WANTED BARBERS ARE IN DEMAfca while you learn barberiiiK in . MOLER-SAL- T LAKE BARBBF 170 Renent St., Silt iv VrTwANTOlJb1 tic Off!cj Furiturt .i Safes, Cash Cafe Equipment, Type. Adding Machines. Ctlt Filing Cabinets. DeJ Complete Business of Anm Surplus Stocks of MercW Any Nature. 7 Intermounlain Merchant 5 E. 4th South gitjj W.N.U. Week No. 4304 -- Sj0 Relief At IC For Your Ct Creomulsion relieves pus, i cause it goes right to the trouble to help loosen , germ laden phlegm, and if to soothe and heal raw, if16, flamed bronchial mucosof branes. Tell your druggist fe a bottle of Creomulsion di , derstanding you must likeiv,, quickly allays the cough if1-- to have your money baclfl e CREOMULJ! for Couehs, Chest Colds, hi. YOU WOMEN WHO SUFFe! IIOTFUC If you suffer 'from hot flaL , ness, distress of "Irregular? weak, nervous. Irritable, jye times due to tbe fufv "middle-age- " period In if life try Lydla E. Plnkha' table Compound the befog medicine you can buy tods made especially for wont- ' Plnkham's Compound la thousands upon thousand y en to relieve such annopf , toms. Follow label direct:" ham's Compound Is wof V ski .SINGAfc kitchen! j. DIME!.- pi, VITAL ELEMENTS' TO 63 RESISTANCE TO COLDS ti Good-tastin- gr Scott's Eff U tains the natural A and llerj often needed to help fcsej and resistance! Help 0a bones, sound teeth too-- 1 give Scott's Emulsion f ,f Fun. for the Whole Family JOi?V , I FORT BUSS PIUVATE BUCK B, ClyLcwis "It was easier to teach the horse to kneel than to teach Back to mount properly!" Whispering GLUYAS WILLIAMS uJwW: IS REAOINS ASUS HtOOO BOOK WHEN JUNIOR JUNIOR WHISPERS ER. JUNIOR CLIMBS AND SAYS HE LONG QUESTION IN WAY OP ON CHAIR, WANTS TO WHISPER HIS EAR, OF WHICH CLAMPS AfcM AROUND HIM, SOMETHING TO HIM HE CAN'T MAIcfe SHUTTING OFF HIS BREATH OUT ONEWORP AND J$$ tarn, mwfik-- LY AND UNINTELLIGIBLY, HIMSElf FROM FALL No BY TAKEN HIS SPEECHLESS- - tatmxssar w&w& kkuhuw I - ,Mmm4 1, n. fty BUP TO STAY FOR SUPPER I SPARKY WATTS By BOODY ROGERS GOLLY--THRE- E HUNDRED ) v NOW1 I ( UPV) I 1" LOOK AT "EM GO-OV-ER AN' :A0 I ONE FEET DOWN IF ITS AM I Tt-.- 7 fV OVER-W- EllE PRETTY SMART, jf r WAY ? M W2i "lJ P J V COBRA, 6ETTIN' RID OP RATZ ff V f U T5 V. ' !T(, ' -- SW42 TO- O- NOW YOU AND I CAN ) 03LLO. - 5 If R Ch JW SPLIT SPARKVS INSURANCE W&TJFk VUr. TWJrWAY$ iPn , Baby Watchinj" A baby begins to be as vl low a moving object witijhil about the third or fourth life. U tal !tb i THE WILL OF HUMPHREY Z. CLEEK I, Humphrey Z. Cleek, belnt; of sound mind, do make this my last will and testament. I hereby give and bequeath: To my wife, Zenobia Cleek, my old er coupe In the hope she may get tires for it after the war; the two gallons of gasoline left In the tank at the time it was put up, and the road maps which I wish her to keep if only in memory of the happy days when they meant any-thing. I also give to her the car battery in the sincere hope it is not too far gone to be charged up, the six (6) cans of assorted soups which will be found in my strongbox at the Mercantile Trust company, the can of hash which is in my safe and the three (3) tins of sardines which she will find behind the. clock, in the kitchen. Also all can openers in my possession. II To my daughter, Aflagala, the four (4) cans of peaches, the two (2) cans of sauerkraut and the smll can of tongue which was left me by my late Uncle Frisby, and the pre-w- ar jar of pitted cherries which I won as first prize in the 1942 Toopsey Heights Golf Club Fall Tournament. Ill To my older ion, Buckingham, my original Hochttoff oil painting "Gentle-man Eating" and my Gabiny still-li- f "Tenderloin Steak," the mere inspec-tion of which has meant so much to me in the last few months. rv To my younger son, Chidsey, my watch, the old family carving knife so reminiscent of better days, and my collection of American restau-rant menus, with the request that he treasure especially the ones showing dollar table d'hote meals and nt luncheon specials with meatballs. V To my sister, Phronisia Dibbels, the Cleek family coffee pot, which will be of much value as an antique, in testifying to the life of a bygone America. VI To my cousin. Zeke Fetherstone, the old tire which now hangs in the garage and which can be retreaded in more opulent times. VII To my aunt, Ella Belle Burpey, the second-strin- g percolator, not because of any possible utility, but for whatever sentimental value it may possess for her. VIII . To my nephew, Gideon Blood-worm, my oil ration card. It was never any good to me, but he is a man of energy and determination and may be able to do something with it IX To Samantha McCarthy Persky Schmalz, maid in the Cleek house-hold for the unusual period of almost seven successive weeks (unless she shall have carried out in the mean-time her threats to go to work in the powder mill), any lamb chops that may be in the icebox and a half-poun- d of butter in appreciation of incredibly long service in my house-hold. Signed, HUMPHREY Z. CLEEK. Codicil. Having overlooked it inadvertently in the above, I wish that any sugar and such grains of coffee as may be anywhere in my possession go to my wife outright. I also leave to her, in trust, my 1934 Eagle bicycle. Nothing can prove of greater value to her in the present shape of things. FAIR WARNING Of little things so much depends; Beware of false acclaim. So watch the guys who pose as friends, Yet mispronounce your name. MERRILL CHILCOTE. OPA has cracked down on bowling alleys now, making them reduce their rates. They were only making pin money, as it was. Motorists are going to be rolling their own if the gas shortage continues much longer. Joe Nolan. "Winter may be difficult." Herr Hitler. i The understatement of the month. "We have not done the slightest thing to France, England or even to America." Adolf Hitler. Now, come Adolf, don't you remem-ber that time you dropped ashes on the parlor rug? Henderson came in like a lamb but he Is going out like a Leon. "It's hard to think of the fuel oil mess today and realize that this ad-ministration was once accused of 'turning on the heat,' " says Elmer Twitchell. FORWARD LOOKERS A wise old droop Was Chester Lowe: He sold his car Two years ago! If you're out in an auto today the burden of proof that you should not have your gas card revoked is on you, should a policeman hold you up. Elmer Twitchell was stopped this morning and his alibi was that he was driving down to the ration board to see about coupons for get-ting a horse. I LALA PALOOZA --Rufus Has Company By RUBE GOLDBERG IF RUFUS YS K LOOK'. THERE'S rUFUS MUST I THAT AIN'T MM?J? I I TROUBV.E HE'D A J 751(111 A LISHT IN BE UPSTAIRS J M Jfc YELLED OUT-- J J J JO THAT rT , n - 1L KUPU5 J i GUESS HE'S f WINDOW! lp 4W Stimulated by Diffitj Difficulty is only a wc ing the degree of strength c, for accomplishing partly jects; a mere notice ofie sity for exertion, a bugbej, dren and fools, only a stL men. Warren. j et REG'LAR FELLERS Sure Cure ' By GENE BYRNES VVHATSAMATTA WITH A I I I CANT THOP IT.' S?! 1 WAIT HERE A f " iFs' I YOU, ZOOLIE? 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