Show Personals l Locals cals Nov W Weather ath r. r The roads arc all friz up in some places and not in oth others rs Miss Samanthy D Deevers v rs is on the sick list this wk Miss Samanthy has had b better tt r luck this yr with th the sick list than ever v r before Th There re aint be been n hardly a wk that she aint b been en on the sick list Bill Hepburn our blacksmith blacksmith black black- smith walk walked d to th the Co s seat scat at last Sat- Sat erdy and r returned home hom without getting d. d This is the first time in s yrs that such a thing has hal happ happened n d and no of it can be give Bill wh when n asked for fora a reason is v very ry nt off offering ring fre freely ly to punch the face of the f feller ll r that presses press s these inquiries s too hard It is thought by some that Bills Bill's mon money y was stol stolen n otT offen n him Mrs frs B Bale le Hawkins nit a pair of wool socks for Bale to w wear ar around in cold w weather ath r. r Bale Bal is d delighted lighted with these wool socks He says that on the cold coldest st day his f feet i sw sweat at when he has got same on The Ladi Ladies s of the church churchwill churchwill churchwill will hold a in the vestry of the church n next Fridy in ord order r to raise money with which to buy a pair of pants for R Rev v. v Saml Moore our beloved pastor R Rev Moore is w wearing aring his last summers summer's rs r's pants which are getting getting get get- ting tumble thi thin n in places s that ought o to be thick The church now owes the Rev Moore only onty in back I sal ry Miss Molly Tucker Tuck r is g getting a n new w suit out and out offen offers Miss Mis Phoebe Hilderbrand our fashionable dress dress- mak maker r. r This suit will be gr green en with red trimmings and Miss Phoebe Pho be says it will be tumble handsome handsom D Deacon acon Andrews has has' got a pair of high boots that come ome up to his kne knees s inside his pants and he be r reports ports that these boots are the most elegant degant things for cold weather r that he ever wore pt that they give him corns on his knees s. s r while Hame Harne Wilson Vilson was as carrying in a aarm arm load of fire firewood wood into his J kitchen n he had one of the chunks of wood to slip out of his arm on him and fall on the floor floor with a crash within half a inch of his big bunion Hame Harne says the thought of the pain this would of give him If it had land landed d on the bunion made him sick to his J Jed d P Peters t rs our int intelligent nt school schoolteacher schoolteacher t teacher ach r got stuck r day by br littel Tommy Bark Barker r Tommy stood up in school and said T Teacher ach r how do you V O X V Well ll says J red Jed d th that t is Latin and nd I should say that the 0 O was short as in bottle Haw Haw-haw says littel it el Tommy Bark Barker r I should pro prop founts it Volume 9 This was on one on J red Jed d and he was so mad h he give Tommy a awful whaling Bud Hinckley who aint quite right in his h head ad is staying with Mrs Amri Perkins this wk his ma being ng h her r half sister r at the Co s seat at Mrs l Amzi says she wish wishes s to to goodness ss the Widow Widow Hinckl Hinckley y would come back being as how she shee can n newer vv r tell what Bud is going to do n next and it mak makes s sh h her r n nervous Brad Tucker Tuck r d the office r day and remained r main d s vv ral hrs g getting good and warm and talk talked d about evv pt the he owes up on back It strikes s sus us as being pretty m mean an wh when n a f feller lI r which owes us money not only wont pay us but also wont talk about it eith either cither r. r Miss Sally Hoskins our tall nt d point pome writ writer r has has' hasa a s severe re boil on h her r rn n neck ck which prevents h her r from thinking up any po potty try at pr present sent Dave White our popular and ac- ac und undertaker r and Doc Liv Livermore Livermore Liver Liver- r- r more mor our human physician and y veterinary veterinary t ri- ri nary doctor are arc f feeling eling quite w well ll at pr present s nt Both of th them m say that this is lovely lo w weather ath r for and oth other r fatal dise ses I |