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Show DOILCD. Or How His renrhr tlirtkel Ijllf lllj (he Ileal I (lata ,l;riil. The rut estate agent cxjerlenced r feeling of exultation when the Walnut IJllls yotfng lady, with peachy clinks, admitted that Iioum renting was n new experlcnco for her, Tliu unci I conscience con-science hail Income hardened, and with the thought of hi wlfo and children tlicro took xnsesslon of his mind n fell determination to show tho poichy cheeked ) ouuglady absolute!) no mere) , "I have," ho pleasantly remarked, "n ipleudld houso right hon." Tho agent Stuck a 1 In In hU map to indicate the location. "lait-ir" Tho young lady's peachy cheeks wcro suffused with blushes. "Adapted to hojsokccplngr "Oh, perfect!) ." The agent bn 1 never seen n domicile, to bo confidential, that was better adapted to housekeeping. "Iteally," declared tho joung lidy dcprctntingly, ")ou must cicuio my ignorance." Tho agent bowed and begged her not to mention it. "I d Ilko to ask you ono or two qui s-tlons s-tlons nbout tho lionse, If I ma)." Tho agent Mas delighted, ho was suro. "Thank you. Does it fnco tho north and lino ft Moodshod Mlth three scpi-rata scpi-rata bins for coal, and room for n refrigerator re-frigerator lu the corner farthest from the sun?" The agent rcmcmVrodnftPrMnrd that eho looked very snect nr.d unsophisticated unsophisti-cated as tho rroixondcd the Inquiry, with an expression of tho most bewitching bewitch-ing nnxlcty, "Y-ye-)cs that Is, I bollevoso " "And I hope ) on lan asuro mo Hint tho Mindow f rami's nro tight, and that tho door hao not sagged until they wont shut. Imppoto.Gf courso" The ngint drew cojlonily from draft of fruli air that chanced to waudir his way, " Tho walls aro not cracked, tho Moors are not shrunk, the varnUli Is still on tho woodwork, tho chluincjs nro clew and safe, tho icllartdovs not Howl, and" "Madam" " Wo should certainly want nt least six 1 itch ke)s for tho front door." "Madam" "Hoy?" 1 he ukent 1 resaeil a 1 andkcrchlcf to his brow. " I think, pcrhnis, or I'd n better call )0ur attention to this 1 ouse." The agent's otco was,n trlllo faint, and as ho stuck the pin iuto another jurt of tho mail I'O felt that lio had overestl luatid Ids ability to n id character at flrst sight. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. |