Show A BEADY REAY HOST One of the smaller hotels in larl Market et street Philadelphia serves senes meals cheap cheap- ly They hey have a table lote there for 30 cents and as might be Ima Imagined the the viands are not tho very best best The proprietor proprietor etor is a a jolly jolY good good fellow and is a noted humorist This keeps him from being annoyed by the frequent kicks kick made mae to him by his touchy patrons The Tho other day a most f fastidious g gentleman com com- What do o you call cal tat he asked ed of the hotel man Butter Butt r. r sir what else retorted the boniface 1 Why Id I'd Id as soon eat axle gease as that butter snapped the patron John called caled the hotel man to one of the waiters run Out to the kitchen and get et the gen gentleman laman somo of that axle grease we e use on the elev elevator tor-Phia- tor Times |