Show Locals Eph Higgins our accommodating postmaster and government expert says it looks like rain or snow Martha Tucker our genial neighbor neighbor neigh neigh- bor took a premium at the Co fair two or three weeks ago but on w whit t twe we did not learn Hank Dewberry fell feU offen a box in Hen Weathersby's store which he was setting on last Friday night hurting his head against the stove which was hot Hank had been losing sleep late late- I ly His regular time for going to bed bedis bedis is 5 p. p m and of getting up 9 a. a m. m but for the past few days Hank has been up as late as 7 J Jaspar Hawkins told us that he would pay up his back to the Bugle as soon as he sells his steers steers steers' One of J neighbors tells us that Jaspar aint got any steers to sell This is strange Rev Samuel Moore our beloved pastor took us to task the other day for saying harsh things against our subscribers because they wouldn't pay up It is our private pinion opinion that if Rev Moore would say a few harsh things to the members of his flock it would help him out a great eal As it is is the church is now back two years on the parsons parson's salary and him going around with his elbows and the seat of his pants both gut Salva- Salva is free but the church members ought to be willing to pay the freight charges on it Samantha Deevers took a pain in her face last week which is hurting her herI hersome I some yet as we go to press |