Show I Personals Locals I ISome o Some of the wells is going dry in our midst What we need i is rain Blueberries has almost went by Mel Mol Sampson h has s a hen on his bis hands he would like to get shot shet of She has been wanting to set all um- um ummer mer and Mel lel gets so out of patio patie- with her that he has threatened kill her and c eat cat t her s time Ed Simpson who painted the it fr n nf door of his bo house horse se all ill up nev nei ret reCent ri L will now haft to go a and d do the job all over again being as the sun has blistered th the paint til it looks like thunder Miss Sarah Ann is taking taking taking tak tak- ing musick lessons on the Her pap says if she learns to play pieces he may g get her a a. organ and Sarah An Ann is trying hard but they is little hope because she got no ear ear car for musick Mrs Lige Green started to the theCo Co seat scat one day last week with 5 lbs Ibs of butter and some eggs It was a awful hot day and by the time she got halfway half halfway halfway way to the Co Co- seat scat the butter had hadI all melted on her and leaked down I outer the bottom of the buggy I There is a moral t td to this Sell your produce to Hen Weathersby and thus patronize home trade T This is is what folks get who trade at the Co seat Jabe Crum who live lives a mile out of Bingville on the Hardscrabble road visited office one day last week and took up considerable of our time We Ve was very pleasant to Jabe being as as' as we thought he had come cometo cometo cometo to to pay something on his subscript but he went away aay without ever saying anything about abo t it A newspaper newspaper newspaper news news- paper editor has many disappointments disappoint disappoint- ments in life Mrs Airs Perkins left a blueberry blueberry blueberry blue blue- berry pie o 3 our desk one day last week and being as the desk aint level i ithe the pie leaked over and the juice run rundOwn rundown rundown I down some news items we had wrote up for to such a degree that we couldn't read same and therefore the expectant will never know what it mist the next time you bring us a blu blueberry berry pie kindly set it on the floor beside I Ithe the desk and put out the cat and we will find it Widow Henderson who had her her front fence removed remo recent so as s the could see the nise flowers in her front yard is a good eal worked up Dave Hendersons Henderson's old spot spot- ted cow jame ame into the yard last night and et off about all the flowers she had The widow says sas that the cow that has no better than that ought to be killed Lafe LaCe Whitt cre while trying to drive a nail into a board recently mist the nail and struck his thumb with the the- hammer hammer- The nail will probably come off P. P S. S S. We We mean the thumb nail Hen Weathersby prop of our store has got in some choice herrings Tell your neighbors about this |