Show f ADVERTISES IN VAIN I IFOR FOR COUNTRY 4 WIFE E r let 1 Man With Clean Collar Waits Wails and ana Waits an and anH l Waits I Special to The Tho m PHILADELPHIA Pa March 6 If if I rou were to ask uk Mr fr Isaac the the short elderly l s gentleman wt the clean dean collar leaning against the awn- awn Ins In po Polo pole poleat e at it Sixty first an and Lombard streets hed he'd hed he'd probably tell fell ell you ou 6 shortly that there Is la rotten In InI Inthe I the state stale of ot Maryland where his recent I gracious advertisement for an old fash- fash wife VUe seems scorns to havo have been passed over contemptuously by a a. light B headed population Maryland it tt appears was Mr Glackens Clack Clack- ens fins ens' last hope The Tho cocktail hasn't t penetrated pene pene- Crated to the farms They still sUll think too tho tango is a a. sort of ot chicken stimulant which Jt tt Is Ill Is of ot cou course o. o In one ono sense So Ko as a a. lonesome old gentleman look look- lookIng looks s Ing for tor a third wife wICo b Mr r. r Glackens put his ads ds In tn the Maryland paper papers and specified his dislike for tor suffragists ane and gadabouts and chickens and considered lit 1St It quite natural that ho hn should put on ona ona ona a clean dean collar to await the rush this morning Do you think there w was as any Rny rushI rush rush- I though ho has lias all tie the experience e that J. J goes oes with seven fifty 3 3 years earn and two pre- pre x Ive and andR a R. little money put by So 4 there thero Mr air waited d against the a awnIng awning awn awn- n ing polo pole and regarded d tho distances Ho He decided at last wt there was nan rotI rotten rotten rot rot- I ten In tn the state tate of Maryland J and that the old fashioned wire ulfo who 1 would Keep the tho fried tried potatoes warm till doomsday and who ho never ga a o her husband an any lip la Is a a. lost species I If It there ther Is la any woman oman still sun all alive t that at knows how hoar to make an plo pio with kick In It it ft and who Is willing to lead leada a A. of oC tho lost lot art of f sewing on buttons she sho should go 0 out to Sixty Six a arat rat t and Lombard streets today and about for a a. short elderly gentle gentle- n with a clean collar M ne 1 mustn't be dressed up like unto tv P girl and she mustn't be too young oung i. i r r yet et too old ohl Mr Glackens promises er er cr a good homo home If she sho will promise to toy stay in It It and not chase up and down donn the streets streets' all aU day and expect her husband husband husband hus hus- band to eat cat at li rt lunch restaurants Its It's a mistake Mr Jr ir Glackens said to tofey tou fey fay u matrimony Is a a 3 failure It Is the people ho who are arc failures After Arter one bitter blUer experience Mr Glackens is Is therefore wilting willing to try tn- again His first wife died seven years cars n ago no o. o Within a year ear and a R. half hate hn 11 had married married mar mar- ried again as and obtained a a. divorce His Ills wife ICe lied lind been a II member r of or a wealthy family that kept a maid Glackens Glack ens and oho aho didn't got t along Ho Un wanted a a. real teal wife that wasn't afraid of work Co Soo the they got sot divorced Its It's all tho fault of or money mony and Individuals indi Indi- individuals when marriages marriage turn out wron wrong Any woman should bo ho willing to sta stay at home homo and do the work and let et the man Inn hustle tle outside and nd do tie tae voting for tor the family That Is what Mr 11 Glackens thinks think But it doesn't look in this day dav 58 8 If Ir he can got any woman to think likewise He lie himself has lost hop hope He Ile has lus lived all his Ills lifo life in th thO the Sixty Sixty- and Thompson homp on streets section and could given any a good home home he field If It shod Ahod promise Q to behave and not KO go il around dressed pd up like an t re s ho So S there theres rott rotten n In Im the state of Mar land And that In Mr j Glackens' Glackens view let 1 en completes 3 tho the hopeless hopeless- hopelessness ness neES of ot all alt tho the world |