Show of i L I i- i n. n i It was a n e cue case of hate at Lit first sight The he two loathed each other like brothers The They lost sleep at night concocting plans to worry each other oter Tho They were tho the prize insomnia artists of the village Nobody Noody No- No bod body ody in town had ever hold held the gallus bustin scorn corn of his ils fellow man as w did C Cy and Bill for tor each other It seemed to o be a dead heat for years One da dayBill day Bill Jill gave a n whoop like cough turned cold developed and ant put up a first class imitation of or ti n. corpse fh Tho rho closest to o tho the bier at tho ho funeral uncial was as C Cy He lie edged almost into the grave It Is beautiful brother to see you ou forget the theold theold theold old animosity and forgive orsi remarked the pastor as the they walked home responded the old man l J I Je jes' jes wanted ter see that ho he was waa planted good good S S S SA A band hand was sweet music out of f a bass bas drum rum an an sonic some fiddles fiddle an an folks In uncomfortable suits was down own 2 U 2 grub an Rn liquid fire Uncle Josh Joh wrote homo home from tho the Big Hotel In Town Th Tb was a n scene of undisguised merrIment n as Danl DanI Webster might have said Jos' Jos as th tho harvest o o mirth an an laughter aughter was about to reach th Ui barn as s we says as a's buck on Mud creek suddenly suddenly sud- sud denly enly there was no not ln but silence o Deep ath ole ote hole I thou thought ht lie tho 10 bass drum had punctured a tire Tho The lEa leader el of ot th thO accompanied by byh bythO til thO h head waiter tho ho proprietor of th thO es es- a 1 bell bo boy an nn a prominent citizen walked own to the gayest table table- Approaching the merry company half c choked with pastry an an French label the proprietor sn says If this lady Jady with th the Very Latest Style Dress on doesn't pu pull on a sweater or a pillar case well we'll have hav tar ter turn out th thO ii lights an escape in th the kindly darkness P. P S. S S. They They saved S th tho ii light bill b by a neck S S S Gloom hit bit his hIe brow bro Do Despair got ot him himin in Ill tho the wind For his finances were ver cro looser than tango and more muddled than oora rag Sudden Suddenly he split his race face with n a grin Ill do whit the sober law Jaw abiding citizens do Ill I'll Imitate th the Close Fisted Til nI Join the tho Tightwad club Then finances will cure cur them themselves II lIe He hunted the most sober man In town nn and explained to him bun hI Ills his Now Years Year's resolve re re re- re solve You lou too that IndIviduaL Why Wh Im I'm Im I'm OO In the hole hole- And Im I'm s so 80 penurious that I h walk In tho the mud to save sav ve veth th the cement walk In front of my place That night w the kindly stars came cam out and ond the Municipal Lighting Plant Plan began to roll roil up Its Little Dill Bill the Discouraged Dis- Dis Ono One was seen carrying In on ono one hand to tho the police station all his bills about all told and In the other hana hand han handa a beautiful karat 18 Ja Jag For the tile Discouraged One to th the Desk Sergeant hats the use S Why y Morris the little town tOWI four our miles southwest of G Garfield s is ca called cr E T T. came to light today D D. JI V. V Collett ap appears appears ap- ap pears to know how Morris came camo b by the tho I nickname of or E T. T There was once a man he be said tills morning named E E. T. T Benson an apostle of tho the Mormon church hurch and the town was nicknamed E E. T T. In hl his honor Instead of 01 calling ng it a E T T. B. B tho tIle citizens of th the lie place be began calling ng it E T. T for short So that is how Morris got Kot Its alias The They ire are having a good laugh toda today over o In the thc Utah clumber chamber of commerce In the Vermont ermont building building- A man walked through h the tIme place this morning and in In- In Where Is la that dry country museum mu mu- seum lie He had read the name Deseret S S S Different stories of how Tooele county received Us its name nam are told A new now ono wa was walt offered this morning b by a a. long time re resident of or the thc state slate Ho lie said Brig BrIK hani Young and an nn Englishman ono one of the typo type that drop the thc h h h. h were riding over o a section of or Tooele county before It bore th that t name President Young Youn re remark remarked re- re mark marked d A floe fine country her hereabouts Ye Yes replied the Englishman but its it's too lIly Illy 11 Hence the name that does O 8 sound something like too hili hilly The Tho old settlers of the county however hOwo have o It that a man man In dc describing in a 11 letter the tule mile plant that grows KrO In great abundance in th thO the count county spelled it tooele locale and that list t ever er after the name namo stuck tuck |