Show day while we was a lookin lookin look look- in at the callender in order to find fin j I out what d day y of the month it was wa s if possible we to notice that had 29 days in i ion it iton iton t on the callender When we seen sect 1 this we was a good cal eat amazed as you might sa say and thor t 4 at first that there was r k the matter with our eyesight so sowe sowe t we tuk our specks offen often our nose and polished th the dust often offen off en them then 1 8 put em on agin and 1 looked a 2 d ti a at the callender but with th the e same result that namely there was wa s th the day on the callender jest cs t as plain Jain as day pay I V Well ell II then w we e the callow callen I callen-I J der must be mistaken and that tha t I whoever er got i it up give eive the month I lof Hof of Feb 1 one day more than it w was I s entitled to We Ve e got this callender front from Ame H I. I our ourI att attorney I gg light tight J. J 1 of the P. P PI I So all allaround around forYer who got a few rw I of f tI these to 10 give gi away v I I b his customers s they the arc are all give I Ivay sway vay now and it aint no use tog to tog tog g and ask Ame Arne for one it Mould only ony r irritate him and make hm mad being as he says if he has b ben been n asked i for r b by one parson 11 he has been asked b by every cry I in inhabitant in Bingville when heon he heon on ony had 18 in sin the first I place and nd if he e is spared pared another yr r r hell he'll be Ife dog blamed if heil hell get g et mo more e to give away assay b being ing as most pester him to d deth th h comm comet to his office and askin him for same s same me when he is and dont wan t to b be disturbed d being as like as ne ire is engaged on lookin okin up the law v on some big lawsuit or other other other oth oth- er fa for a client which if he loses same in the courts he will carry In to the Court if necess ry iry so lets so-let's lets let's see sec What That was it t w we was writing about 0 O yes ys CS e non we rt Well Veil we weI I tuk uk th the callender call to Ame and told him lim h he ort to be ashamed of to o g give y away a which had hada a mistake in iii it and Ame Anne desired to know what the mistake I was and ve we we told him Feb Peb had 29 days in it t whereupon Ame Ante told us right to our fac face and eyes that we d didn't have lave enn enny more than the Al- Al commonly gives to a goose which aint got enn at all fe and that if we had enny i intel intel- teI- teI beck leck ck inside of our head ead we would kno know that this was was Leep Year r which comes ewer ever every 4 years years and that in every eyet Leep Year Feb reb alms allus has 29 days Ame ta talked ked party sh sharp rJ tous tous to tous to us us' us but we tuk it all in good being beinO as we was mistaken and ac- ac the corn like e cu enn nt fair minded man ort art to do and told old Ame Arne he was wa a tor cr 1 a t gentleman cren a d flattered him up until he had had P p paid Nod d us 2 on hi his s back subs subscription f Wh J k 4 bac back k 11 yrs alter t r which welp r II l parted with gr gnat at cheer r. r 1 t r et l Ji 1 t c J jeck eck of of Leep Year Its billy ties This al' al is no not t anI only wrote forthe the benefit of the e young ladies of Bingville who ho a arc ec c marriageable as we w c might sa say but also for far the benefit of older single ladies who was on one t 1 9 younger but who typo is now under the c I catt gone of old maids S unless kind Fate Pate steps in to rescue them from the cur curse e of single blessedness blessed blessed- ness they arc are I liable Kahle to remain single sin sin- gle ge to the end of their days We Ve refer to sick sich as Mi Miss s Phoebe Hilderbrand Hild- Hild 1 our talented old maid hold dressmaker wh who r aint admitted that I she has ey e er ev-er r had Tail a birthday I eshe she was 25 and that must of been lo la these 20 yrs rs agone Also Miss Jr Polly Tucker who lives alone with her five cats including g 3 3 has been trying to get a 1 man for the past 1 15 10 yr yrs but has been I I I I I I Yolly Folly for yrs has even en looked under the I bed bedery every ery night the last Jast thing J before sheI she jumps in in hi J n the hope of finding a mn naIf there but the e poor thing has alms allus b been cn night nig-ht o pi latter after night lor for year rear after year We Ve i l 1 I I might other old maids of Bin to who this ed ed- ed is wrote too numerous to I put but buts but's s spase I rase wont permit Leep Yr however is here girls gills and now is 15 your Dont Don't let this opportune opportunity git past you ou 1 1 Take time bythe by the forelock k grab the man of your choi choice c according to the dick- dick tates of your your heart Loep Leep r ladies of Bingville entitles you ou to purpose to en enny 11 m man n who you desire for a al hu y I YOl youre our re c entitled 1 to I a I I l go right up to enn curly m man n ana anu a ask ash k him hint to be for better Journ or worse c until the Grim Monster doth YO you ot t i part c e pluribus lus' lus unum Dont Don't hesi t tat tats late but bat ack ackt at Leep Y Yr r dont come ag tt ag agin n for 4 yrs rs and you t may be dead H riy y that time or too tool too old or to git sit wedded s 50 so soDO o DO IT lIT NOW V t We 1 e a trust that the Jhc unmarried maidens mai dens of Bingville will ackt on all this and that them as de desires j de-j desires de- de sires tt to love comfort support thC them 11 may g get t same W Walso We Ve e 1 also trust that the young men of Bingville who ort to of been married married mar mar- ried but aint aint- be been yrs ago ao n being as they have been too bash bashful CuI shy to ask ask or they thorn they snuff money to support a wife in the manner to which she I had been accustomed d wilt will i not wh whet when t they read this make theirs soI so that the old maids and I young maids of Bingville Bing wont kno know where here to look Jook for them I I Y Yr r is a great institution and it is our earnest hope as Editor Editor Edi Edi- I tor Prop of th the Bingville Bing Bugle Bugl e that hat it will result in many happy marria marriages s in our midst T This is would be a great boon for 0 our betat be- be tat lo P Sant SamL Moore 1 aID 1 he aint in F in tor lor tilt past 3 months month s and that the last last- he mar mar- T tar h which Rev Moore charged fo for r tying the knot not aint newer nC paid it lit Numerous marriages in i n ping would als also result w we wc c in a rt increase in our so that when the next sen sew sus us was 5 took e I couldn't hold a candle to us |