Show I I I I A Snow r w wIt It Fell in Our ur Midst Last as Thursday Thus Thurs day day Night Deepest ee es Snow now in m inthe inthe the History 0 0 of Bingville e u Snow now to toast Last All Winter Winter- inter Roads Jest Impassable massa e est HaftI Haft at ato I to o Waller Wailer ra It tRead Read t Read Below a ow On I last t Thursday day night or r was it Friday no no it was on night We e recollect now it was that night that Ame Arne I Hillyer yer er our talented talent talent- ed lor lorer er and l legal gal light who is also our our next door was took down with the ache I hike like a a. blame bame fool he had we went t and et half of oJ a hot mince pie pic jest before going going go go- ing to bed bcd which h he ort to ha have ha had I gO-I more sense than to of did being as asI every ery time Ame eats hot mince pie at I bed time he anus allus suffers for or it but it se seems ms he cant can't can t seem seem to learn any an sense so sense so so he went and et the half of or a apie a apie apie pie and th then n went to bed at his usual bedtime w which Inch is 8 o'clock on only 1 to k wake up tip an hour hour or two later agony agon internally as as we might sa say Mrs Hillyer r wan wa a lc less s Attic Ame iwas I Iwas was to pa pass pas s a away right there on her hands and she was to leave hi hint him l alone so o she hollered o out the sidewinder sidewinder side sidewinder winder t to us who hail had h l as yet jet et not W went to bed and told us tS to for goodness goodness' sakes Jo go j o fo for Doc rJ and tell him to come as as fast Cast a 3 as he could po go o if ii he desired to s see e. e poor Ame alive athe So we went for D Doc c who vho was not to home Mrs r rs Livermore said we would probably find him down to Hen Veath store which wie we e did playing j checkers with Sime Gookins Gookin Doc said aid he would give gi he his services ser vices to Ame as 5 soon oon as he finished the toe game of checkers being as he had two of Simes Sime's kings and and another king car cor cor cornered and and- expected to git it all of his checkers offen him in a few minutes Well after the game ame was WelS finished Doc he hc responded p but when l he arrived armed at Ames Ame's Ame Attic was much couch easier and had went to sleep again so Mrs rs Ifill HilIer er long Ions as as s he wasn't and groaning as he had been said she wouldn't wal wake e him hum up tip Doc said he would have hac to charge 35 33 cents for the j visit t anyhow but Mrs i Hillyer said she wouldn't pay par so Doc poS he went back to the store to pIa play another game of check cluck checkers ers in deep disgust How However er that w wasn't what we started stinted out to write about bout We Ve only men- men about Ante Ame being sick jo so o as to shown show you jou that it was on Thursday night instead of Friday that what hat we are arc ae again to write abo about t what happened in Bingville This consisted of or what is perhaps one of the and snow snowstorms snowstorms I storms which has ewer ever c er fell en in our midst I When Bingville Bing folks retired at their usual time which was around 9 o'clock the sky was clouded up a little mite I u dj I and it looked as if it lYe might have some fallin weather but ever or dreamed dream d that during the still and sil silent nt watches of the night th there re would fall faU one of the deepest snow storms in inthe n the history of Bingville ille Next mornin when Bingville folks awaked they was a good eal cal amazed and surprised when they looked out their respective winders to see e near ned nearly three thre feet of snow on the ground and it still snowing It was Voas almost almot imos- imos sible for folks to git outer doors owing I to the of the snow sand and when they did g go out the they had to waller wailer and stumble around Hen prop f our g general store tried to git from his house to the store to open it up but become e ex- ex o osted ted before he got half way and re returned returned returned re- re turned home in disgust Hen says say's he it warn wasn't t no use to open the store stor anyhow being as there wouldn't be bc no customers Eph Higgins our accommodating P. P M t. t didn't open the P. P 0 O. until along towards c a after fter others had went and broke the paths along the streets Hank Dewberry our expert snow had his hands full Hank shovelled snow at so much per job until he like to of broke hi his back and after fter he had earnt sixty cents during the for forenoon he said aid he guessed he had had snow shovelling to 10 last him until next summer Miss Phoebe Hilderbrand our fashionable fashionable fashionable fash fash- dressmaker tried to walk from her house to her dressmaking establishment establishment establishment but she got stuck fast in the snow and couldn't git forward or back neither Cy Cj Hoskins happened to come along Iong and he offered to help Phoeb Phoebe who said she would be much obliged if he would so Cj Cy he Jest picked Pho Phoebe be beup up in m his arms and nd started to walk along with her to her establishment establish stab establishment ment until Phoebe hauled off and hit C Cy an wallop in the face that made his cheek check sting and took him so b bj by surprise surprise surprise sur sur- prise that he dropped Phoebe right into the snow where she sunk down sight As soon as 25 Phoebe could git on h her r feet she site told Cy he ort art to be ashamed asham d dof of for taking liberties like that with a respectable woman and and him hint a married man ratan too and a pillar pilla in the Bing church Cy apologized but Phoebe wouldn't accept it and st stood od there with her nose in the air and 2nd her feet until she got rested sufficient to return hom home When Then Cs C's wife found out what C Cy had did sh she give i e him a tumble dr dressin down also alo Cy C- says the next time he tries tries tries-to to be chivalrous and to the women sex it will be bea a a colder da day daj than it was last Thursday and the snow will willbe willbe be he deeper too |