Show W Walter ON Wn Winchell BROADWAY hv l Copyright 1932 1032 by Dally Daily Mirror Inc During Illness of ot Mr Winchell this column Is 15 being conducted by Paul Yn Little Red flea Book Stuff In an att attempt to stave off ort complete financial ruin the famous International mU was compelled compelled com corn to borrow last ast w. w from the tho famous son-in-law son whom he le refused to recognize until re re- re SU Stooge ose Door Pride Morris Kosloff who for lor Richy Craig during the past few lew years ears was approached by bl Miton Milton Milton Mil Mil- ton Berle the tho youthful m. m c. c and offered a job with his act How much will you pay me asked Kosloff And when Berlo zm suggested 25 a week Kosloff grunted Nothing doing For that I only had to press Craigs Craig's trousers Broadway dway Where times arc are so o bad that a fellow How feels flattered if it you make him look like 2 cents C Yeah Man Thomas Van D Dykes Dyke's kes idea of a a. complete sophisticate sophisticate sophisticate sophis sophis- is a fellow fello who can differentiate between a S revolver shot and the backfire of an automobile in inthe inthe inthe the dead of night A scion of or the social according to Alex Gottlieb was pleading with the to marry him Dont you ou realize Im I'm a a. catch he hc argued Yes snapped the indifferent gal And so Is herring Broadway W Wise sc scAn An actor at liberty borrowed from a friend with the promise to repay it the following Saturday Saturday Satur Satur- day specials Doc Doe Epstein At the specified hour the money was returned A few days later he asked for another loan of or Ill pay it back Thursday night he pleaded The pal gave him hima a 1 check ched and again at the specified hour the sum was returned A week went by and tho the stricken poverty-stricken actor approached his benefactor with another request Let me inc have hae Ill I'll give it back buk Tuesday noon he said The lender balked But didn't I keep my word each time and pay you rou back on the dot protested protest d the borrower Yes that's just it the pal replied You disappointed disappointed disappointed dis dis- appointed me mc twice t already and I dont don't want to be disappointed again I 4 On the Prize c Here oh lovely lady Is a a. play from several pens With Uh each one skilled at writing it is true But Bot pla playwrights tho they're clever haven't yet the mighty kens Of or fashioning a work of art like you For theres there's music In your laughter and theres there's lyric in your eyes Youre You're a a. drama youre you're a sonnet And nd Ill I'll stake my judgment on it it- it Youre You're tho the one who should have ha won on Pulitzers Pulitzer's prize Kal Ial Kal So You'll Know Rot Rod Vanderbilt reports that it is a minor fel felony felony felony fel- fel ony in hi man many states for two people of op opposite sex sexto sexto sexto to st step p into a telephone booth together But its it's all right I suppose if they take a a. chaperone along Caught Unawares John Hertz the taxicab m magnate who recently took over the Paramount picture reins was waiting for word of oC the critics' critics reaction the morning aft after r the Broadway premiere of Shanghai Express An official yeah-man yeah rushed breathlessly into his office and shouted Its a t terrific smash Mr Hertz The taxi-movie taxi head swung swing around on his chair and ordered Bring me a list of the damages and fire the dx driver ver immediately |