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C.-- The internal encourage- - col-lectors revenue department in major cities to establish schools for instructing accountants and other representatives of large employers in filling out the new tax blanks. These 'trainees' would in individuals." - News turn school item. That's what we need. Schools. With pointers, chalk, blackboards, erasers and apples for the teacher. And time out for spitballs to ease the strain. School days, school days, Dear old raise the pool days; Income and outgo and overhead-A- ny old color as long as It's red; You were my tutor, more or less, You taught me to add, subtract and guess; I wrote on my slate just "SOS' When we were a couple of kids. Taxpayers need instructions. And for the first time the accountants need 'em. Schools will prove If our education-al system is any good. If it can teach people to fill out those new tax blanks It's wonderful. If it gets them by the first page it's still won-derful. Yoo hoo, teacher. What do you want? I want to know if we are getting anywhere? That's funny, I was just going to ask you the same question. What page are we on? We have left pages and are now cutting the answers in stone. Is it easier that way? It ain't any harder. Teacher! What now? What's the score? Let's work it out together. I just kicked a field goal from my own parenthesis. You tried a for-ward pass from Paragraph 14. Page 5 and the referee penalizes us 10 yards and $400 for double talk. Was that for this year or last year's double talk? It's a little of each. I should have quit when I was even. ,,. Hey, teacher! Yes, yes. Please, may I leave the room? What for? I'm dizzy. That puts you in a higher bracket. Keep quiet and try to concentrate. I concentrated last year and had to pay a concentration tax. It will go en like that all through the school year. But think or the fun come graduation time. You get a nice cap and gown, straitjacket, ball, chain and time off for good behavior. Also a certificate proving you are still in a hole. Then a di-ploma with the almonds Inside, and the right to stand on your bead if you feel better that way. After which you plant the class ivy in the back-ground around Section 19, Para-graph 23, where the shade from the bughouse will protect it. e (Note: We prefer an outdoor chool. With playground attached. Seasonal Interview Between Axis Partners (by telephone). Hitler Is this you, Tojo? Tojo How can 1 be sure in my present condition? Who's speaking? Hitler This is Adolf. Tojo Adolf who? Hitler Adolf Hitler . . . . . . Remember? Tojo Oh, the fellow who used to be in the war in Europe! I was wondering whatever became of you. II; tier Listen, how are we doing? Tojo You're taking the question right out of my mouth. Hitler r was thinking of asking1 Japan to come in on my side. Tojo Japan came in on your side two years ago. Hitler I heard rumors but I want them verified. Tojo Is it true what they say about Russia? Hitler Izzit! Tojo Japan got a decision there once. Hitler Why don't you try it agaiji. It would be a big help to me. To-gether we might do something. Tojo You'll have to hold thote Russians alone. Hitler Whaddaya mean "hold"? -- I would like to remind you that I counted on you to attack Russia. Tojo So solly! White Meat for Sen. Byrd. Well, that delicatessen shop that Senator Byrd accused of charging $5 a pound for turkey, all white meat, has been fined a total of $90. The corporation was fined $65 and the owner $35. That's about the profit on one turkey and we can't see how the corporation or the boss can bear up under it The WPB is now permitting pro-duction of razor blades. This is a good thing. A lot of Americans were losing face with those dull blades. 1 : 1 7 By GENE BYRNES REG'LAR FELLERS Globe Trotter in Making - . 1 I 1 lAllLTELL YOO HOW YOU XUST STUDY Up llSS "t-i- i' NAVYN f ITANO AT f ON IT ITS BEEN VSS UaWMH IMPROVE YOUrJ IMcSHV SWS much !yte m' p tCyT IN MUCH s, - Whistler's Paintinj Rejec Whistler's famous "Pon-tile Artist's Mother" was i rejected for exhibit at the Academy in England a: mained unsold for 20 years after. By RUBE GOLDBERG LALA PALOOZA Bad New I BUT,LM.APTE V COME 1HS1PE ) I I 'tSTfSiH H L W jCQK' xsiir- - fPU Itt-- V - VfSr L ' By J. MILLAR WATT POP Worm Gets Early Bird - , , . 1 " i 1 t2. - SOMEBODY PLAY IMG A I WHO LEFT-THA-T QR.UEL JOKE OKI THE 'm$JL HOSE OUT ALL X-- EARLY BIRD r' y r lull SyasirtU, rn. ) Gigantic Grape Clnsti A huge cluster of grapes ing 112 pounds, the large! Been in the grape-growin- g c was exhibited at a recent . geles, Calif., fair. 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