Show t Dont Quote Me M By United Press i These words are the ones most ost frequently heard heird by Washing Washing- p ton correspondents Items which never appear in the regular dispatches dis db- patches and little intimate pictures of or public characters will i appear in la this column from time e to time r WASHINGTON Oct 26 Probably 26 Probably ih the busiest diploma mill in the he he countrY country country coun coun- try is to be found in the most austere setting this austere capital boasts It Itis Itis Itis' Itis is is' in the sacrosanct precincts of oC the United States supreme court and andis is rooted in Sn tradition reaching leaching back hack to the courts court's inception years ago For the trifling suni sum of ot 15 a ar end of long standing to vouch for him and a a clear record any struggling small town barrister may have one of the mo most t impressive embossed certificates certificates cat cates extant The certificate vouches that the owner is a 1 member of the bar barof barof barof of the supreme court of ot the Unit United d States than which there is no higher and that given a client he may argue in its gilded glIded confines Scores appear in court weekly v. Monday decision days arc are arc the most popular popular to to take t. the solemn oath oRth to uphold the honor and dignity of the court Then presumably they return return re rc- re- re turn tum home to resume their wait for clients The certificate mounted in ina ina ft a neat black frame frowns down upon those i Involved d in the meshes of the law overawes o them and perhaps secures for the backwoods lawyer a bigger fee ice th than he might otherwise hope for lor He might never again agnin vi visit it Washington Wash Wash- ington ington certainly certainly only a small proportion proportion proportion pro pro- portion ever el plead before the su supreme supreme supreme su- su preme court court but but t that's no matter The certificate is his his his-he he paid for it itA A high gov government t official discussing discussing discussing dis dis- cussing the other day the Chaco Chaco dispute dispute dispute dis dis- dis- dis between Bolivia and P Paraguay referred to the quarrel as ns having to todo todo todo do with that nebulous region along the Chaco r river ve No olio one corrected him In him In fact few present knew the truth themselves themselves but but hasty perusal l of atlases l J later er con confirmed suspicions There is no Chaco river Which recalls an older story told of Frank B. B Kellogg when he hc was secretary secretary secretary secre secre- tary of state stale It appears Poland had just bought some submarines from Irom France and Kellogg was asked if it he knew what the Poles Potes proposed ti to do with themI them I MI have no definite information he hc is said to have replied All AU I know is what I read in m the papers but bul I assume they arc for use in the Polish corridor Newspapermen saved their guffaws until they were safely o outside the conference room And when you think of it the picture of a submarine steaming about in that slice of German German German Ger Ger- man land the Versailles treaty presented presented pre pre- seated to Poland is Lc a bit strange And very re recently a a hl high h civilian I naval official was asked when the 5 sister ship of oC the dirigible Akron would be built He responded I Which s submarine is is that |