Deseret Evening News | 1891-06-16 | Page 2 | Testing the Oysters

T.tll.f IbeMeler.. A Chicago lady called un Health Ofllcer Ickeraham upon a mxaterliMU mlaalon. Sb brought wllh her halt a Uoien frl.t oyatere. "Theybavlewntr)lngtopolon ni again, doctor," th laid, at th UIJ tb oyatera tvfore lilita. "Oh, no, I gueaa not," replied the official " YrMhiy bive," itl 1 the vlaltor, "but I'vioulwllte.) them thla tlmi, joutc. I hav iTought Ih luleonetl nvatrr right to yotltor-aanalyr-,1 There tneyare" The dtor argued quietly wllh the lady, trying tu convince her Ibat ih wat In victim of an hallucination, but hit labor wer vain. Ilealllltig Ih frultleMneel of arguineat under three ctrrtimetanre, Ih aloeter rhatted ptetaantly with hie vlaltor lllletl-mec,tileter,ndlhtilald, Ho tli teiaon U la IbCM nveter. U ttf "Ye, I'mrertalnof L" Tie doctor perked up one ot the U ral ret, I nlhUe-l at It rautkMiily tor a moment, ant, wllh a ilkb of MlUfacUon, illpd It Into bla mouth. "Mr ttaral tbatwa ffondl" liexctalnit4, imarklng hli Up. "Yoiir cook utvler Hand bit bllalneaa. That wat 111 for n llcgt" And without mere ado tb remtlolng ofctert. on after another, went totttlafy lit bnnser of tb health Ueparlutol of th There waaa long period of lllence, broken at lat by L woman, a hoiahlvtry meek. ly, -Ikietorr "I'v Uen a fool I'm very eorry Ijv It, 'atvl for h trvubl t liav cautrd you." "I aaatit vou that I am your debtor, madam," gallantly rejoined tli doctor "If all my t rofwbinal analje were at agreetbl and latlaactory ai tbll arente likely lob I ihould b much Utter pteaecl with my pouiluu."-CklcagoM!L