Show City s who have been us using us in ing their cars car for official p purposes poses r-poses can un no long collect their their- expense bills bill before the first of the month We suppose the tram company will rejoice in that they'll probably do doa a rushing business from now on S S Little of 01 Great Thinkers A young young woman must be bes be's as s beautiful as possible to secure a husband nd In such case it may maybe maybe maybo be bo better better- not to extract her her- teeth until after after- she has haa mar mar- ried Dr C. C F. F B. B Stowell dentist den of Chicago Perhaps the doctor married one of those perpetually hungry hun bun gry women S S S Or maybe a womans woman's bite gets geta better after she marries S S S To Nolle Nolie was t a a. dainty girl Gen General ral re regrets cro felt feJt wh when n ono one day Nolle took Nolic-took took To smoking ei But Nolle kept on puffing Harder every da day Mother Mothel took tool the green stamps and Put them all away No Nolle II dear has left leCt u us T as an awful shock Mother Mothe turned the green grcen stamps In InAnd And got ot a n. mantel clock r No Now we AVO gather round r It As As' the tho weary moments moment n fly It Is 18 something lovely to Hem Remember ember Nolle b by MOLLY O. O S S S Harvard and Radcliffe seem to run run about an even race a as asfar asfar far as campus honors honora are aro con con- Neck and neck or words to that effect CRITCH S IS And now boys throw throwaway away those thOle and lets let's g give ve three long deal deah old Ha-a- Ha valid S S S I And What May We Ask Does Docs This Mean Senator Smoot ought not 1 bo be 0 haJt hasty hanty In seel seeking ln to change the tho name nama o of Boulder dam darn to Hoover Hoo dam Hoovers Hoover's Cr's ers still sun young and his administrations administration's adminis adminis' young oung Past present and future futuro performances In the tha current congress warrant tho tIm st statement tei ent theren quito e- e a a. few Hoover damns down do Potomac down Potomac river way nay this winter win tOt ter and coming coming- l spring pru s said ld our chief ehler executive at times uses expletives not exactly mild Th The truck that hauled him to school did not top stop at seminaries UINTAH S S S SAnd And nd now that everything's everything been cleared up in the city treasury steal in the city and county building someone ought to suggest we change the buildings building's name to City Haul I We Knew Him There Ther was i aS a young man horn flom Peru Whatever cr ho tried he ho could do doOf doOf doOt Of Ot bootleg ho lie boasted boast cd Ond bad Ond-bad gin sIn he toasted There was a young man from Peru I JERRY JERR Well Now vu What Do You Think About That Week eek before last at Farmington Roy Badham and Wanda Bacon procured procured procured pro pro- cured a t marriage license Would you ou say that was bringing home the pork i SERRO SERRa S S SHow How Well We Know It tho night before payday paday And oil nil through my 01 Jeans I hunted in vain ain for Cor the ways and I the means Not ot a l. l quarter was stirring not even en cena evena a Jit ut The kale was off oft duty the greenbacks greenbacks green green- backs had bad quit Forward turn forward oh oh time Inthy in inthy inthy thy flight ht And make it tomorrow ju just t for or tonight ROSCOE S S S The Literary Digest Covers a Suicide Mr Mrs lr James Q Hitchcock last Thursday afternoon Jumped to her death from the second forty story of or tho the building building- In Boston Boston Doston Bos Dos ton according to an article In tho the Herald However Ho the Bloomberg dispatch says ays s 's Mrs Irs Hitchcock Jumped from the tho thirty thirty- eighth story anI and perished after sIte she had bet been n in tho the hospital for two days das while tho Times df describes tho the tragedy n ns n. ha having taken place from rota tho the fifteenth stor story o of the tho Stron building In Cam- Cam den Tho The Wilton lIton Journal comments upon tho the event a as one of or tho the most gruesome happenings In history while tho the Johnson Johnon Transcript re retorts retorts retorts re- re torts It was a Yer very banal occurrence Nevertheless as tho the Gazette says bays Mn Hitchcock was dead when she arrived at her home having been brou brought ht there by several by- by y- y standers and tho the Towns Townsend Te-lc- Te gram Is led IN to believe tho the motive motho of oC Mr Mrs Ir Hitchcock's spectacular sui- sui was the result of or the tho stock market crash A correspondent of or the Dally Daily Mall Mail says Mrs Irs Hitchcock's body will lie In hi state at her home horn for several days before tho burIal burUl ceremonies JERRY JEnnY S a Even en though tho the street commissioner commis commis- abner was at so o vociferous In hl his demands demands de de- de- de mands m for ne new members of ot the fore force wo We still tIlI find It ncr necessary sI t to plow through a cou plo of or feet ot or snoW nov on nn come of or our streets er c every morn morning lug t |