Show ir I Sino I Sing In- In pr prisoner i h rs rl were caught ni to t We knew know cOme ome me thing like if that would li happen n after the tho tate put irl in if 11 th cells telle Little Studies in Salt Lake Life Parsnip Yo Tou dd not know know- Percy Parsnip Then your lOUr education du tron is Js woefully incomplete Percy e y Parsnip has Just come back from rom Hollywood oo He lie wa was a gr great ai t success uc in s wood He Re w won n i a a. I 1 diploma from U the J tug Mugger r Sch School ol of ot Photoplay Acting He Ue got Ms 11 diploma diplo diplo- ma because luse h he 1 01 s Juat just like ke Beery ry pC r c y Visited 1 Wallace Beery at Wallace 1 B tY ranch Percy h had bad hada a a. great gret visit He lie liew F w went vent nt all aU over oer the r place Ho He saw all th the U little lIe and the little rind and the 11 1 little t. t ti tle 0 I and bullets I But there as was as one bullet on the place that he didn't see It was wag t as the one that followed him himoff off the ranch n Mr tr Beery came home an and found him there Ter Percy y came caln b ck ba-ck ck to Salt Lake t t tp the tho girls tr a- a treat a but he f found d 1 that tho da eighteen diet forbade them th m to accept treats So I Percy re rcy until un n nHI ill til e talkie situation in Hollywood quiets down ha has gone sone back to to- hl hIt old Profession One On him an any day washing dishes In In Ina a a. Main Maui street c cafe P 5 S Pain it is thi th t il in in which joy will groW k is th thony the only ony soil coil in which love will not net wither and dr VIRG VIRGINIA NI DARE Ii ONE WA WAY l to ten telI you rou Ou a a. story stor gang ana A certain poll poil policeman eman went vent out d deer er the tho other day and it wiz was out of season Ho Io was going dov don doyn n through h the tho woods and he met another hunter anti and nd they got sot to talking with each tac other th r. r The policeman saM said Do you know no that I killed the biggest buck you youVer OU V vr Ver r aw jaw day The Th hunt hunter hunte said Do Do OU J know now tr iwho iho ho you OU arc arc to 1 No o th the policeman said eald I 11 1 am tl the e chief t game warden arden The policeman snickered Do you who you yo arc talking to The garno r warder warden shook lwok bI Well ln Int the t U liar Ur r In the thc state state- of- of Utah I SEWARD PAr PARK S f S flits Thi letter fetter came Steward Seward ParkS Parka c contrib Get th this a Do Doggone en I just lust c cant t keep k ep m my mind blind off of th theto ae p policemen c tn It wu wee a policeman that thit got mt me in r hertI here her I 1 U ate that J. 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I with wish moo semeon wo would ld is this thil ground Aground p ev with these thes w walla walls and In Ha and c comin coming ming Save Sav me m ii thou those winos gan gang 1 want t to fly fy You Yourt No San Quati on e nd mIl bc the ie an 1 an 15 to Jom me in fn sending S Seward vard Park Parl s that hi t bI right name you know at all best wishes wishes' for an f Uon n fr from irom jn his Uis present position v-I v 5 I dont don't know what he's hes there thore for dont don't don't dont oven know kno him kim But ut Im I'm Imad ad that w wc and and that all of C us ue gang s nS' gang r bJ to sethe the r I iOno who jho we tern tem JT r- r incapacitated l. l irow row fow about boul lt It gang nb Let Lct s shear hear heu from you Ou And come conic again old oM ch chappie chapple U. l. l Please iet t I II 1 T r rI r- r I w WR m my way way home When a 0 m inan n stepped out alon And nd tb thrust 6 a 3 sun n ito my ny 1 Y startled nut mug all the cash you u O got ot Oc Ot O beneath tho the ground you'll rot And 1 saw I aw ho wa was wc a a. bold and dangerous dan dan- thug thu So my 1 rea reached hec for lor or Ui the thi si Then with a a. r h him m my slim but precious precious' PuS purse I He In snatched f he I it from imy my hand hand- Then ra rah t to beat the ba band d. d And from froin tho the fright left lell- my knees kneel I. I much mu the tle wo worse e. e But I r rit It down to Jail ait To tell tho cops my tale talc l I T Thought ought maybe maybo abo they'd get et back Bomo bl of my inY dOU dough j h. h They took my name nania and 1 age ae e Wrote my history on ona a page Then opened d wide the door sogo so- so aoI 1 I co could l go I 1 have ha t 1 ted mst a a. And Ive I've nothing l left ft io to cat eat Cause Caule that guyS guy tool took all the ca cash sh 1 I had J So down t to th the Poor Mans Man's Cheat I t without much zest Maybe Mabe they will wUI teed Iced ft a. a sore an and hungry iTY lad STRIPLING Sent Send a a. a Sample And t furthermore furthermore- it tho present en going t 19 the dogs dogs' o I It ah a always s 's h has gone gono to the tho d dogs gs and always will go to tho tho- dogs doss Poor roo dogs doss No o won wonder there arC BOm so BO m many ny of ot them th-em pol I l' l u guess ss I J would be bo dead e d. d too if It Ifs I 1 Thad had to bite it I somebody who's been drinking that cheap they they maltS make in Salt It Lak La Why c cant can't the present nt generation ba bemore more considerate of of-a of a 01 do dogs dog's s 's life and drink some of cf that imported from lIA DOS SS Th t look like an ad for far Murr to to- tome mi me S r m what wo wo hear t town tOWi n nth th these e days we we have come come to the con conclusion that radios radio's greatest need is b. b for tor the stations to hll have e more more- eIlent M. 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