Show F Fess ess Carries Prohibition Too Far Says tf Hoople Doesn't Drink Water During During During Dur Dur- ing 1 hour 20 Minute Speech Applause Cools Audience By MAJOR HOOPLE Copyright 1928 NEA Service Inc KANSAS CITY Mo June 13 13 after a sound nights night's sleep in a barber chair at the theM theM M hotel I woke Tuesday morning 5 for the task of ofa a- a prodding the G G. G 5 0 O. O P. P elephant 0 into motion at atI I j I convention hall hail 1 Yesterdays Yesterday's session session ses ses- sion opened with witha a prayer and a t writer next to tome tome me with Demo Demo- cratic crati leanings said the contribution contribution contrib contrib- ution plate probably probably probably ably would follow follow follow fol fol- fol- fol low and as I was parched v with thirst I quietly slipped out for a quaff of aqua Upon returning Mme Schuman- Schuman Heink was rendering the national anthem In a soul stirring manner Knowing the madame to be born In Germany German she Indeed put all aIt present to scorn who could not hot carry the song In fn words beyond By the dawns dawn's dawns early carty light with with Continued on on page 7 ass Eess Carries Carries' r fl e fl loll Too tar far ar Says SaY Hoople Continued from page page- I 1 I. I eXCeption tion of ot myself who has lien ra nv the dawns dawn's early light many Editors Editor's note Jote nv West secretary of the fie com com- r Roy oY t then t read read the the e bylaws bylaw for sty nty minutes and finished talk- talk i ith only himself as audience nw n my old friend Chairman But But- called ed the convention order ti with with-a Ith a that sounded much i like the gavel gavel I gave gave MY gavel had that peculiar wi ud sound of t a a. bung s starter art r and 10 Whack of an auction hammer TRIED l Ithe the first part of ot his talk I rne and gave an agitated glance toward the movie Be searchlight raters who attempted to hecklee heckle speech with alth carbon u II e Jove for the keynote by r o Senator It t was reA re- re A for tor two things that he hed not once refer to his cuffs for not I d or notes drink the glass I Jt speech dried grans r that was placed in front water his his speech of until after aCter one r him rand nd twenty minutes That I j III IS carrying prohibition too toor Egad r me very warm In the hall It and after alter the first Hrat time this first of ot applause In his is speech audience ce felt th tb cla cooling effect It hands awaited clapping an and d eagerly awaited an o op- op Sanity t to applaud again for tor th the e results It did id not come Fess made reference l President C g ge which e-which which made madee e Ip Cold old ld party line of keeping cool th Coolidge a living reality a f- f Senator Senator Fess in his Ius speech called ona iona great amount of ot statistics increase of home a owners Ithe of foe deposits n new in but the new Ford diction for next August I o ofal of- of statistical al figure of ot f omy my y ya l s. s compiling that 1167 a iio fos ere w-ere turned a off during that lad lod W ot his Ws statistic speaking regard to agriculture Senar Sena- Sena Fess remarked that the party r Il 11 i help the faro farmer r in aiding g From my point of view this Instructing a a. swimmer to change Australian crawl t to the after he be goes down n for second Urn time ea e. e a a solution for farm r relief relict i ef I the citizens citizen bum build d up up r app appetites and stop eating am amed imd im- im ed d salami Ills His Republican poli pol- pol i covered everything by jove ex- ex Uthe proposed rocket flight y n to moon by s. This ven- ven e ow would be rejected as asa jufa 3 a foreign a alliance tione point in his speech thet the t tor to the soup houses cetera d hi he Cleveland administration As that was very tasty s soup Ing considered somewhat of an acoustic broth egad ter ter- the keynote speech came reading of temporary commit commit- I ilby by b by R Roy y W West st st. shoes This reading a t down the list of names to the f of doorkeepers and the assist assist- chief of doorkeepers I was ly when he rte failed s tomY to tormy my r y name windmill In the records as lal G G. G 0 O. P. P windmill inserted Meeting adjourned Iii j |