Salt Lake Telegram | 1928-04-20 | Page 22 | Telling [Illegible] World

I. I TELLING H WORn WORl By Ry NEAL NEAU OHA Pr PU II hl New York World 48 tl HM GOES INT MOVIES University has ji a company to pr pro d due CI films They p series on scientific andi sll subjects T Ten Tn n to one heres here's it works out JM Office of ot th thel P l board of ot overseers Til night before beCore they start first film ChARACTER supervisors Director ant director location man manist 1st continuity ivri writer i ad adapt adap pt V cameramen S I S i DIRECTOR Men DIRECTOR Men of n h Ha hr r everything in readiness f for masterpiece tomorrow V CHORUS OF YES YES-ME sir Jill DIRECTOR The DIRECTOR The title o oti of ti l CPUS is is How to Make seed Poultice 11 DIRECTOR DIRECTOR Gre chief It ought to be a b bo be bow w wallop llop M II I SCENARIST The SCENARIST The action I Ian an isolated village where an epidemic emic of toothache J go goes S out for e d POll pau all alleviate v ate the suffering DIRECTOR Walt aJ a That's not historically core corra dont don't use hot lot poultices for foi aches Make it an epidemic 1 ic bago balJo or boils DIRECTOR RI DIRECTOR J Ja a afe ae e boss S S J SCENARIST Th n n e down to the thih climax of ot prep flaxseed po poultice First eed- eed SM PRODUCER who up li i to toft tl ti Irad tak taken h no part palt In Ut th the e C co tion That That scenario is lount lou nt need ed some sonie bl big name to ivr plot m DIRECTOR W Li n t could write the Scene hel cook the She kno Imol to make a serial red hot LOCATION MAN MAN W Weve We've e lovely exterior e in front froOt Of ti mortal library mt PRODUCER Ih That'll n Sv V How we going to lh shoW iv the western estem mounted police with the flaxseed d W S' S c carem car caC ri em Ml trotting out of the hiba down lown lie Ithe marble i steps fh ra r n a better bettel location Now No who lug Ins the male lead ill DIRECTOR DIRECTOR Pr Professor DIRECTOR fess r iW Wc the medical mediC l sch school ol sir He Heth th thiC technique of tice ice M PRODUCER Yeah PRODUCER Y ah buT but marly times has he b Thell with his t a ap p parina tina a poultice H Has S he J appeal pp al DIRECTOR Well DIRECTOR Well no Bud Bit w PRODUCER PRODUCER Th Th n 9 get tl tJ Garbo to play playa a nurse urn andisI make the poultice e. e Tell nl lh lr make he her the star mm DIRECTOR DIRECTOR But But President Insists he lie has to lead all bUilt got to read President Pr sl A Vai Gruel presents presents AI PRODUCER Oh h. h it hias hi 11 Well Garbo leads all ll resign n. n Tell him well we'll put Lawrence Gruel In iii the l left hand han ft-han 1 corner cOlner DIRECTOR DIRECTOR Y yes S sir PRODUCER PRODUCER Now who's this film DIRECTOR Professor BUs EU ry has been sugg suggested sted for tor tha the PRODUCER Professor PRODUCER Bl BlIT Blit IT iI eh Well Perry write English but c can cin n he lie funny DIRECTOR I I wouldn was strong on w wise cracking k PRODUCER PRODUCER- Ya writer title-writer a bum t weak cast a II terrible We yve start shooting tomorrow theres there's only one way out outA Vi Vier ter fer er rewrite the whole it t How to Make a Send over for sixteen Shub H ina a girls and a low they can throw the I the climax That's be edua enough jg I