Show 91 FUN SHOP NEWS V Universal RuiT rs from front Mars say th are going to give the thea a new name V V They'll probably call U ft t the th theman man mans man's s sphere V C I Produce Market The sparkling northern V 1 a u t dawns a V Leave coats of ot frost upon upon Ia lawns I i While swarthy men along the Sell worms Ts entombed in ch chest est meat V Shoe She Market t Shoe manufacturers say jh thi th t right shoe has a tendency to W out quicker than the left 1 4 Well the right foot is th ih that goes on the accelerator V Novelty i A PhiladelphIa man has just jus e his birthday J I He Is Is' said to have d old age to being born m rn 1823 ALCAZAR I Overheard by E. E R R. R Andy Ames the plus ne ne tarv tary public and fertilizer salesa of or Shorewood peeled a carrot carro a took a bite m Maybe he said YOuve pet n heard of Spike Turners Turner's hen Al zar V No No Well Ill I'll 11 tell you jou a au he her She had the mothel as big as air an elephant an hatched out a litter lIttel of the tIne cut cult chicks you ou ou ever saw IM Spikes house set close closet to t. t road and there was vas a lot of oC aut mobiles on it Inside of a we there wasn wasn't t a chick left leCt of oC Alc Z brood The autos got ot every one them theta JM Alcazars Alcazar s heart was full of IDe hafl and revenge m She ga gave e herself a pecking at tires The jal iel V soft bounced when she peck peeked rj dj and her hei head would fly ba wrenching her neck This made her hei all the madder But she was helpless What cV c. a hen do against an autom b Alcazar thought and thought aJ 1 finally an Idea came to her i lj She ate half a ke keg of as asso so sona na nails ils V a And then she sho walked V c calm call ht down dunn the tine road The Tue lust first auto h I came Caine along hit hem And them hit the tire There was a bang ban ra then a sizzle Alcazar died but butTi s a had her revenge Yes les es sir said Andy Ames R Pa B the cider WERE WATCHING HER V I Neale who did not attend a a aS cent football game Gee Ill I'll t there was some sonne cheering and veil elJ when VI en that fellow made a a. to tou dow down n 11 Carter who did attend N i there wasn wasn't t a sound Neale You don dont don't t say V h was the matter mattei 9 jp Carter Just at that girl in a short skirt and sheet sheel h lw was getting to hei hel seat in L grandstand S. K is L Stra V WORSE V THAN THAT Mr Ir Jonas paced the hall bail ly Iv as the minutes slipped by Tn TM tc the door opened a and nd Dr Far Fart Farea with a broad broach smile on his a aj came out and broke oke the joso jo news IB Youre a lathed fathel h lie he chuckle chuckled ed Fine sighed Jonas Jona b a r certainly fine You Jou know knots Doe Doc I have two names in m mind its a boy boy and and May Mav tay if it Its It's its Ir in Which one am ant I going to hay Itar haul II t tuse use use jl The doctor laughed and l na face paled t g eDo Doi say S he stuttered tell me Ive I've got to use l both bothI oth 10 a Jonas said the doctor Ja lajTi layn n his hand on the YOung stead now now stead shoulder Stead now Jonas onas can you vou think of name that ih rhymes with tai May Ray Sylvia E. E I Copyright t. t I 19 1927 7 Reproduction on onI I Foi bidden len Ism I |