Show r I y More Truth Than Po Poetry trU v I By JAMES J. J MONTAGUE J 4 o 4 SUGGESTIONS TO CAMPAIGN SPEAKERS If Jr It you want to tp win in politics youve you've got to be rough rough A i-A i Successful Leader If H Hyou you want to win elections be a lowbrow Use the language that the voters understand Drive y your ur stuff home with a hammer there Is Ismore ismore more In Jn punch than grammar grammar- When campaigning In this great and glorious l land nd Do not talk of vested rights or economics Do Doriot riot not p ill a lot of old moth eaten qu quotes tes S Say y we done it and we seen it and convince them that you mean it For the rough stuff is what gathers in the votes I If H it hap happens ens that jouve youve had tad an edu education atlon Just forget It till election day is here Get the tho phrases that you utter from the stable or the gutter If H you want to make e t the e av average audience ch cheer er When you mingle with theY the people at a banquet banquet- et- et Do not use the soft amenities of life Grab Grab for for any food tood that's ne near r. r rou y yu you u e i your soup So io BO folks c can n hear Y you t x I And hoist in the bak d P J 9 S with th your knife Tell the crowd joure youre our gOi going t to frazzle y your ur I. I w opp opponents Say youre you're going to set the hounds up upon n their I trail I Say the statutes must mURt be m mended so b before fore the year is ended I You win put a thousand of em into jail Pull your c coat at ot off when Y you U stand upon tl the tIie platform i lP P Pound und the table when youre you're talking to the What you jou crowd crowd- r tell them them will Vil not matter ju jus recite e. e the theold h I II I old time patter It will surely get em going going lt if its it's lo loud 1 Any nIck that needs need a n number niber eighteen c collar I And is surfaced like a r new ew shoe I Will be viewed with approbation by the people of of I the nation nation- And be greeted with a general hur o I s Save v your our manners manners manners-lf If you have hav em em for for the parlor They're considered very feeble campaign stuff stutt j Let yoUr youri speeches be red blooded though the thought in them is is' muddled muddied I I If you oti mean t to g get the es you must be e rough o t I I OCCASIONALLY 1 Whirlwind campaigns c sometimes damage political fe fences s. s I 1 I ABO ABOUT T. T TIME Why not nt set apart patt it at least one week i in the fifty fifty- 1 Work Week eek two a as BLISSFUL IGNORANCE I IThe The British government has been defeated te ten ter n times in parliament but Premier Premier- M McDonald Donald seems seema to be one of those Britons wh s1 never ne er know when they are licked Copyright 1924 by by lh the Bell Bell Syndicate Inc t 1 i ii |