Show Ua S Senators Tale Take Po Poetic View of Teapot Scandal W WASHINGTON ASHINGTON March 6 After Atter After I having bo be n gassed for weeks inthe Inthe in inthe the heavy fumes of oil and scorched I by the flames of the partisan debate de- de bale bate the senate yesterday found I Ia a welcome relief in a few tew moments moments moments' of c comedy an comedy an excursion into the classics parodied with the thel names names and subjects of the hour Senator Heflin Hemn of Alabama re renewing renewing renewing re- re I an attack on Edward L. L Doheny made a detour delour into th the realm of literature and struck I Henry Cabot Lodge of ot Massachusetts id his home spot The The- result was a passage of words which sent the galleries oft off into I roars of or laughter In which senators senators senators sena sena- tors os the floor Joined without re restraint re- re In strange contrast tp the studied decorum of the chamber I Senator Heflin was referring to Mr Doheny's tax refund of by the treasury department when he diverted to a parody on the classic tale of ot Abou Ben Substituting Dough Heenie for tor tort t y I. y Abou Senator Heflin read THE TUB GOLDEN FLEECE Abou ou Dough Beanie mayOU mayhle tribe In In- Awoke one night from II a deep dream ot of peace beace And nd law caw within the moonlit room Making A Benator It rich like II a lily Illy In bloom Enormous wealth writing In a book of gold had ma made e Dough Douth bold And to the senator In th the room h he said Bald What hat thou Th The Tho senator tor raised his head And with II a look which boll made Dou Dough h Answered The name namu of tho those e who peak for tor oiL And ie IB mine one said Bald Abou see lee replied the But Abou cheerily responded In a still and otter lotter tone Write me ac aB on one who love lovel loves to make a a. loan make Th The senator next da day wrote rote and hed The Th He Ha came cage again way r again It looked like Cara- Cara Cara And showed the names of those thole whom Fall liked beet beat And lo Dough I name led all the rest While the chamber and galleries gallerie galleries'S o Acl H S 'S S Republican Republican roared Senator Lodge the of the litterateur and lican leader caught nap nap- not chamber was sheet a- a in ping From a typewritten his hand he replied with i a a. 1 parody Brothers and Sisters Sis Sisters Sis Sis- Longfellow's on reading a as follows follows fol- fol I Have None one lows But Ab Absolute ol ray my t aunts aunt's knowledge washerwoman have O I n none ls r eon con Heard a policeman on hl his beat laborer on en the street tre t Say to a week week- eek fc That h he had bad a letter Ju Just t last Iut A letter which h he dl did noV not seek seek- from Irom a II merchant In o From Cuba his hll brother In 1 Who raid ald that knew v Of or an Indian chief In a Texas town Who ho got tho the dope from a clown wn- wn Klondike had It That a man In the straight From Krom a II a South American state That a wild man over In Borneo Was Vas told by a woman who claimed to know known swell rake rak Of Ot a well Whose mother will undertake To prove proe that her husbands husband a sisters niece lies Has stated plain in a a. printed pec piece That he had ball a son lion who never comes homo home And who knows all aU about the Teapot Dome Senator Heflin seemed satisfied satisfied and resumed d his speech while the august senate listened In better temper than it has enjoyed for several several sev- sev eral weeks |