Show The Funniest 0 01 Men Menon I II 1 I- I on Earth jiL THE OLYMPIAN GAMES It iss m my observations Mr Weber that the athletic ladies and are already training forthe for foj fojtho tho the Olympian games I have de decided decided decided de- de to entrance you In the contests contests contests con con- tests for the running broad chump You are a n. big skinny loafer Why such Impudence So long we have been friends and now you call me a big skI skinny ny loafer Why did you did it 7 you call m me ins a a. broad chump If It I am a a. broad chump you are a a. big skinny loafer O 0 dot Iss it It You took me No harm I meant I did not i mean you were a chump I meant I Ifor for you to did a chump I What I Chass Chaos a chump with both feet teet you make it See From here you chump ove there If It you chump far farenough farenough I enough you will win the prizes I II I viii win wip a prizes for tor a big chump Chass if It you chump hard enough Vat Iss the prizes prizes' 7 I dont don't know but we will sub sub- bose for the sake salte of ot arguments that It Iss a cu cut glass pickle dish I II I am m to jump for tor the pickle dish I Chass Chase I But I haf hat no use whatever for a pickle dish Nevertheless I have decided that you should chump I For Tor why should I chump If I dont don't I need no pickle dish I For fame famel for tor fortune for the I app applause ause of ot the multitudes maybe you chump I I You keep saying you chump I dont don't like It You yourself are a aI I chump I dont don't mean I repeat It with tears In my voices I mean only that YOU Quit calling me a chump I I am not calling you a chump I will say to make my meanings clearer clear clear- er that you run and chump Veil Vell why do I run and chump Am AmI I scared There is nothing to be afraid about You run and you chump because be because because be- be cause It Iss Oh dot Iss so easy I see why I run and chump Like LUte a classical dancers I run and I chump in great glee and ecstasies Like a butterfly I flit Iss that It It 7 That iss It You chump because you jou are full tuIl of ot glee and pride And I run I because I Iam Iam Iam am In a hurry Chass Chase But why should I be BO so foolish as to run and chump like you said 7 1 It iss not foolish to chump under the circumstances If I I chump I chump over the circumstances The circumstances Iss not a n. hurdle hur hur- dle dIe Veil if there Is nothing in my road why do I chump Is Iss there something behind me me No there is nothing behind you but the other chuny chulI era That iss It it Well tt f there Iss nothing behind me I have decided not to chump Why not Because I have a a. starched throat You mean you have a parched throat No Ko I have a starched throat Impossible If Jf you jou have hae as I belief a parched throat they will give you a It drink of ot water and then you can can go go on I Only water they give me That iss all and then you go on But I dont don't want water and I dont don't want to chump For why numbskull dont don't you want to chump I have told you ou I have a starched throat You mean a parched throat No no I I have a starched throat Before I kill you tell me To save my roy reasons reasons tell me I pray yo you tell me why do you you Insist that you have a starched throat Because I ha have hae e a stiff stIf neck I O 0 I faint taInt I get a stiff neck and you faint Chass Chase I f lInt With my stiff stItt neck there iss los no need of ot you fainting If It I keep around with a stiff neck maybe it Iss me me myself that faints taints But if you faint taint v you ou cant chump and then w we will not bring home the cut glass pickle dish Why shouldn't you instead of ot me chump for the pl pickle kle kie dish Because you are the more ne fleet t tot of ot foot Do you mean by fleet that my feet teet are flat 7 No no nothing of ot the sort One i I iss fleet TV who ho flees I Again you insult me Thele Thea e are positively no fleas on my feet teet I I can understand chump chump- Ing I Just wouldn't wouldn t chump That settles it For you jou and a whole dozen pickle dishes I would not chump We W will sing There Are Few Garments More Skimpy Than Those Worn in the Games Olympian pian plan I |