Show IL v T l The Funniest a Men Menon I j F S S on Earth 4 HIGH SOCIETY uIt It It Is my ray opinion Mr Weber that we have been neglecting reat a great opP opportunity op- op P in hi no not entering high socIety I will trill positions n ill begin Grooming you Jou ou for such PO Immediately It It iss isa n no need to n ou Oud u 1 of make a n groom room of me I T am already alread married Matrimony is ills Iss not being discus discus- Confine yourself to such a a. subject as Iss las not a subject that Us Iss not For Tor me to enter society it iss necessary for you to conduct yourself with grace grace- I Grace who Grace Iss not who Grace iss isa grace Your Tour appearance should be I made in society with grace grace- grace grace- I t I I am not acquainted acquaint with Grace I I r have never been to I her herTo To appear with graceI grace grace- I I told you ou I am a married man m My I wife will not not let me run around in society with any strange worn ens o O 0 cheese and crackers I t mean you should be bo graceful See Grace- Grace full fulI isn't It it But if It Grace Iss isa full that makes It all the more reason why I 1 should stay home with my wife 1 Forget for one minute about your jour wife 1 It Ii It Iss Impossible She wouldn't let me me x Then YOur jour wife can accompany you jou ou I I. I I-don't I dont don't care so much I will wiil arrange that you jou will be properly dressed for your debut For m r my what For Tor your day-boo day your day-boo day S day boo Quit booing me Boo your own own- se self I tam am not bo booing boing lnA you vou a I r am en en- en enS I en-I I you ou Into society You should shoula S wear for your first appearance a Tuxedo Tux Tux- edo do suit suit I I don dont don't t like tucks in my suit Iam I Iam Iam am a modest man S But your jour modesty will become you better in a Tuxedo It Iss ss fashions fashion's decree l' l 4 My wife she will get the tho decree if I run around with Grace in a tucked suit i But think of the impression you Iou will create Imagine yourself I ask it coming down the grand staircase in a proper attire of or all the prominent people greeting you with acclaim acclaim- x xA A claim to what How lIow much las Iss It I owe them I You only owe them a a note of recognition rec Tec- t nh Toi Foi how w much iss the note It It iss for nothing but kindness 0 O dot iss isa so easy Then I pay It It i And when you vou enter the grand ballroom ballroom ballroom ball ball- room wilt will be distinguished dia dis- dis- dis you jou greeted as a guest guest- I I 1 guessed what You are the guest Veil Vell what iss isa the answer answer There There ss sa no answer You merely bow tt tc to the left and to the right and smile and show your teeth For why should I 1 show my teeth I am not going to bite anybody It iss not because you are that you jou show your jour our teeth It iss by smiling that you IOU show your teeth Should I take them out out I No o by all means leave the them in I J your tt teeth eth in In Move love 1 ly 11 about among amont the company and In Indulge Indulge In- In indulge In pleasantries O 0 I 1 should make e funnY funny chokes No the entertainers are employed by the host See one of them las iss issa lasa a magician he makes things I pear pear pear- I The things disappear Then I will wear weir mj my diamond pin stick in my undershirts undershirts- You are re wrong lIe He makes small objects disappear by slights of or his hands See h hp makes a dollar disappear dis dis- dis- dis appear Now he ho has the dollar dollar- watcH watch- 0 O he has a a. dollar watch wate-h. It must be a cheap crowd I 1 don dont don't t like such company and besides beside I 1 have decided that Grace iss no lady to go to such sucha a place Dont Don t be Impatient Dont Don't misunderstood misun misun- It Iss isa perfectly all right If you don dont don't t like the magic maybe one I of the entertainers Is bailey balley master See he flirts and flits tilts with grace grace- ace ace- If l If ho flirts with Ith Graced Graco I 11 knock hi his head e off iI You misunderstood again He Iss isa entertaining the assemblage assemblage- What has he got some ome trained S seals i No f t Does oe he ho he do acrobatics No No IM v j j- j Does he sing some grand opera 7 No he cant can't sing the matter has he got a horse horae g throat No Na No he has not got a a. horses horse's throat i 1 J Maybe l then h he is Iss isa a sword swallower swat swat- INo I lower ower 5 S No No lie He swallows nothing but food O O 0 he iss las almost human You are m me I I am not you It Iss your jour party I didn't ask to come You suggested Grace She iss las not among S J. J my my phone numbers Now lIten listen mi your pars ears ars We are expecting much from you in the foxtrot foxtrot fox fox- foxtrot trot Can you I 1 ask it do do- doa a a. nice beautiful trot fox 0 O Jelly icIly cake I 1 do 10 a foxy fox step I 1 wel welsh weigh h pounds rounds Well to trot fox-trot will win help you re reduce reduce re- re duce Reduce what mv roy expenses expenses' No your weight Where should I 1 wait walt You don dont don't t walt wait anywhere where You are supposed to be bo fox O 0 I 1 am stepping fox Chass Do I 1 step fox-step mit Grace Jilt MIt several of the ladles ladies you Jou ou vIII Till fo fox trot tr O O baby Xh dolls dotis when when S my my wife hears i iaU I 1 ruined man I alt all this am a You are are arc so Ignorance you dont don't khow know yesterday from next Tuesday I refuse absolutely to talk to you jou any further f S I Just one question I Vat iss isa It it Before you jou quit talking to mo me answer an answer an- an sw r me just one oneS thing Iss Isa Grace Gracea I an-I I a blonde or iss isa she sr-e a brunette We will now sing At Each I High i 11 Social Function We Conduct I selves With 0 C H I Copyright 1121 Readers Readers' Syn Inc 4 t |