Salt Lake Telegram | 1924-02-07 | Page 12 | Tom Sims Says

I 1 Om WH r 71 S Suns y yAI I. I A AI coal deale leads a a a. hard life Ufe agine being a coal dealer m witt i t laughing yourself to death ath Kun Is Chinas China's new president lie once slept in In haystacks He lie asleep a sleep there again soon Honduras has hits a new president I J. J j man In office ottice a whole week there Is called galled an 1 News from Egypt Is bad bat Women want American clothes They wui get sunburned in many new places a A big turtle soup factory ha hs baa I beer been started stalled in Australia much to the thi disgust of the turtles Another earthquake is I. t Rome When In Rome mountains do doaa doas doas as aa Roman candles candies do Nothing Is Impossible ble o. o over i London they are making movies worse wOn than American movies I I News from Scotland Is bad Lead Leal- Ing Surrey r banker kr wants t. t divorce ha ay Perhaps she lost a pe penny wait Rather late FIrpo says he ha i was asua bad shape to fight Dempsey More Bore wild bull buH from the Pampas p Two Judges In Kearny N. N J Joo had a flat fist fight so we suggest the sentence each other The Income tax blanks blanka ar an beilla mailed asylum should e sweeping out padded cells cell cella m Coolidge may have a a. rood good job bat but he often otten eats his lunch while congressmen con gressmen eat breakfast j Senator Johnson the tho preal si candidate talks like a a. Fourth of ot luy celebration I 1 New York Tork World building caught fire tire perhaps from a hot editorial about politics or something Auto production increased atio about ii per cent in 1923 Invention s th mother of ot necessity II III I Those wanting us to t take k part pari partita in European affairs think necessity lb mother of intervention I Never b bs be too friendly with a a. bank cashier No telling when he will ask aji you to go his ball bail m