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Show V Thcatr cil ul5anr. Tho tensatloa ofths ho ar in Jjiu-don Jjiu-don Is said to bc?Uie assault nude by oc- Mr. Hilton ujoaone Mr. Freer at he tyceurrTTheatre bccau the latter gentleman pcrsitted in talking talk-ing during the performance. Tlie istlfercus individual who makes a bu-la-ss of attending theatns to annoy htt neigh tors by his volubility is certainly a nuisance requiring hemic treatment, treat-ment, though n blow in the face seems too forcible a method to deal with the transgressor. Tcrliaps the Ut way to abate the nuisince Is to employ a Uttlu tact to shame tho IrtrUartuni Into silence. The ban FrancUro Ac rs tetter tells a gocd story of Imw two of them wiro recently re-cently snppis)ed in that city. The story is as folloxi t: Tne other ereulng, while the audience au-dience at tho Baldwin were listin-tening listin-tening spellbound to the famous cene where Barty more Is dhcusilng the fnIbleM of women, a cuiplo of ban Mateu rustic, In the front ron of tlie dri4 eircle, b gall an carnet discuwlon as to tlie merits of a certain cer-tain prize sow one of thim had for sale. Despite the angry Ioika and e--s-Ib of lhoo near by, the contro-very contro-very wixcd huder, until at lst a gentli-.ucu behlud the tnlkers touched one o' ILeal ou Uie shoulder and ijuieliy raid: "l-zcuto me. my friend, but wlnt will you take for that sow of youn.?" The granger stared forauionitnt and tin n said: About 5 , I s'pose." "Exait.v,'' eaid the gentleman, taking euUibip-JCketbookand Iiatid-lng Iiatid-lng over areiuuack. Here li a twenty. 2fo tint sow's rain-, just let lie. alone, if juii I Ieae.'" The aadin"e suhrteroJ, an I though tho countryman anempted to turn U,o juke by gravely pocki L-ingtlie L-ingtlie ij:eand Iiandlug over the SH change, the rau'i x. as crushing in its tileet mid iu the dead si'incu that followed Uio phUaslropIc mil IloaalreleaueJ Imc ami miltly enjoyed his iwpularity. , Bat what tho delegation from up the bav said wheo, after the rer-formauee, rer-formauee, they attempted to buy teer with Uie twenty and fouiKi it a bad counterfeit is unlit forpubllca-tion-ios .ltfes Xxprus. |