Show ft j n JJ Queries addressed to th this department should be addressed Kathleen Kaye DepartmentS Department Salt Lake Telegram Salt Lake City Utah Queries are limited to one question each written on only one side of the paper with full name and address of writer appended also name name or 0 Initials to be used for Identification In column Alt All names and ana re held In strictest confidence Do not Snot write In pencil Do not ask for private reply S for special service phone Wasatch between 11 and 12 S When necessary phone for the location of or any commodity mentioned Jn In department S Dear Miss Kaye Kay This is my first visit but I know you wont won't fail me Your answer will settle settle- a dispute many days old which has arisen between my classmates The question ques ques- tion j ia is this A man hunting squirrels goes around a tree while the squirrel in the tree always keeps keep on the opposite side aide with respect to the man Now did or didn't the man go around the theS S squirrel i Thanking you in advance DICK Salt Lake 5 v What Dick what what S get get me so dizzy Ill I'll fall falloff falloff off oft m my pedestal If It the squirrel took the lead and remained in advance as your de description description de- de Indicates why the man manot of ot course does does' not pass him and If H the man does not pass the squirrel naturally tie he does not circle circle circle cir cir- cle him But please you rou Dick lets let's go fishing or something this something this squirrel chasing Is too hard on m my Dear Miss Kaye Kays I have two silk dresses one navy blue georgette crepe the other dark brown canton crepe What color of gloves do you think would ROwell go RO gowell well wot I with both h dresses I want to tog g get gt t Just one pair of gloves and v those of the very best Thanking you very much M. M M. M C. C Salt Lake S Nothing could b bo prettier with either Ither sUher dress than a lovely pair of fawn tawn colored gloves so really you ne d but one pair pair so so far as the color scheme is concerned S Yo You Tou are most welcome M. M M. M C. C 9 0 Dear Miss Kaye Who is ia the wealthiest man in the world S Thanking you kindly S O. O J jC Salt Lake Henry Ford Is now rated as the theS S wealthiest man In the w wand rid Welcome Dear Dear Miss Kayo Kyo S- S 1 I l read your page almost every evening and delight in in dong doing so- so o especially the last few evenings re regarding regarding regarding re- re garding the sheiks or mammas boys as I call them No more brains than a R monkey Well We-ll Miss Kaye here is is' a Po new newana ana ne ne for you I am am an American t who iwho ho has ha a very varied career At I lh he age of 12 a sailor then four yer ers on the Canadian Northwest mounted police and then enlisted I i In in the World war August 17 1914 14 and claimed by b the press to be the the first Ameri American antol to g get t into the fight But as I say in my short talks thatis that thatis is Is a broad statement and I put it that I was one one of the first Now Miss Miss' Kaye Kayo what Im I'm corning Im coming to is js S' S th this s. s Iv Ive I've bee i in Salt Lake three I weeks trying to 0 get a position but have not been successful When I I went to see iee one one of the head men of the American Americ n legion he co could ld hardly spare time to talk to me soto soto so soto to get me out of pf his his' office he gave gave me his cards with a a a few lines on onit onit onit I it written to a i restaurant asking them to give this soldier something to do Yesterday I went to a man in iii this town who wants a man and his answer was Youre han handicapped an and walked t away Do you think Miss Kaye i that that's the w way y for the right spi spirit it to be shown He could at I least have haye said You can try it I and thus shown a little considers considers- tion I thought this was a city ity of patriots Of course I dont don't condemn others for what these do I r guess you you'll think me a peculiar character charac charac- ter Maybe I am I have plenty of press press press' notices and nd my m credentials and my thought was Miss Kaye that perhaps you could put me in contact with someone who would give a fellow follow something to do If you or anyone else wants to see my credentials you are welcome to do so I have been going out to the suburban movie houses to make short talks and play the steel guitar in order to keep the wolf from the I door I dont don't get a pension but that thatis is no ones one's fault b but t my y own as I swore myself out of the tho Canadian army and by doing that lost that privilege I dont don't care for that I just want a a Chance hance to get on my feet fet again and live tike ike others do I hope this does not bore you Miss Kaye With best wishes I am Yours respectfully SCOTTY Salt Sal Lake Bore me- me meNo No inde indeed d it only I grieves me I But Im I'm hoping someone reading this may te feel l moved to to give you a position that y u m 3 get your feet I solidly placed on terra firma once again This a a worthy mission to help one ho who wishes to help himI himself himself him him- self and so o surely well we'll find someone someone someone some some- one able and willing wi to help you rou I Scott Scotty Should anyone show Interest I Ishall 1 shall get In touch with you at once I II And meantime keep on smiling things are never as bad as they I seem Tomorrows Tomorrow's a new day and It may maYbe be as good as as this one seems I bad so strong on the courage courage- lets let's be good warriors to the end To IE Salt Lake Your Tour cause Is a very worthy one I and and what a sweet name j Im I'm registering your need and j should there be opportunity to send I something your yur way I 1 shall be very I glad to do so Meantime follow out the plan I 1 once suggested to you on the phone phon Dear Miss Kaye Would you jou please inform me if there is a a premium on the large cent 1 piece dated 1852 B. B C. C Ft Douglas No premium B. B C. C Sorry To MRS V. V A. A C. C Sunnyside I Your Tour query came too late impossible for me to serve you ou I within the specified time Sorry Please do try to anticipate such needs Just a wee bit earlier for distressed too when I I find that I 1 must disappoint you Dear Miss Kaye I am coming to you as I know I others have Ever Everyone thinks you are aro just wonderful Please se Miss j Kaye Kayo would you give me the ad addresses ad I dresses of Carmel Myers and Bebe t Daniels A. A HASH HASHER ER I II I Park City I I I I Carmel Myers l Cart Carlton 1 W Way u I Hollywood Wood California Bebe Bee Dan DanI Daniels Dan Dan- I I StudiOs Los Los' Angeles California I I |