Salt Lake Telegram | 1923-04-09 | Page 11 | Here and There

fe r I n For some people giving giving- thanks s Is even a F merit ice Some birds who think they are wise stand on dollars to pick up tip pennies Skirts are worn longer And the new wool schedule will cause trousers to be worn longer If It th thero ro is n a single good thing that can be bo said cald for the tho common house fly wo we lu have vo yet to hear hoar it It Swat that fry now noss' You wont won't go to heaven just be because because be be- cuu cause e somebody scares you about hell Idea incubated Incubated Incubated Here Is a brand new nest bated by William Southern in the Independence Kan ICan Examiner While establishing a dangerous precedent it might be worth try try- In Just for the novelty he ho cays I have discovered a away way to keep the tho atmosphere of ot the tho tho home clear and delightful It came to me ma from tho customs of ot travel trave In a a. hotel or a restaurant re or in a a. diner It Is U always the custom to leave a apiece apiece piece of ot money for tor the walter waiter If It you do not follow this custom vou you will do well to hunt another table tabla next time It Is unnecessary to say that I do not like this custom esp when I 1 have to pay 2 for a 1 Jl dinner At home the wife gets get up ear early y and prepares a nice breakfast of or grapefruit crisp bacon ba ba- ba eon con elegant toast and coffee coCce Site knows know 5 Just what I want and h how w to fix It and it is 19 lots better any restaurant will furnish Do husbands ever eel leave cave a a. nice little tip Up at the pla e We Ve do not Ju JUl t try it next timo and keep l It U up Ui t but hut you are arc warned that It had better be snore nore than 10 per cent of ot the cost of ot the breakfast Making friends with the policeman policeman policeman police police- man may help you in a pinch Mistaking the now new 5 gold piece for foX a penny means bad luck Some people believe that thrift Is wishing they hadn't spent so much money last month Better shut up and II seem dull dun than losen up and be foolish MAN OF LETTERS The Tho Cockney muffs his hs h's The Frenchman works his z's x's While touring round in any land laid I The hobo Bobo takes his Is esA esA es l lA I A woman lIkes to be present and andset set seo eo a a. husband enjoy himself not hear him tell about it afterward Many a man Is la Judged by the j cigars that are named after atter him I turned the plea of a a. beggar down Ho He gave me ft R. look that was I mean and black blade He lie got even eyen with me rae as I walked downtown downtown- He lIe ran Tan me nie down with lila his Is Cad Cad- CadI I iliac mac De uDe man dat thinks t e Imore I Imore more dan daa anybody else said Bald Uncle Un- Un I 1 cle dc Eben mos generally has hag mo tao mo j imagination than Information H A man should rejoice that he la Is married to a a. woman who can make bm miserable No Nt other kind can canI I make a man happy