Show I ROUND I. I fow OWN I fit fit- One good man needs I him Where- Where wo o to replace re Steve and Jack are I ting for Dave I n. n F. F Dicke 1 ah ih h Light and Traction Co City y Dear car Mr Dicke or of If course you know that Stan m an old friend of yours taps tap's a s 's why Im I'm writing you youa I a o Yu Y lu ou see sec keeping up with t times I noticed that the theall thelan thenan nan lan streetcars went into enee in Salt Lake yes yester- yester crI cr- cr I know and Y 11 know a is going to be the tho means Laking aking added revenue for forur forur ur mr company or at least saya sava sav- sav a lot of f money moncy on ex- ex ense ns Nw mw if I were you I know h t Id I'd with that extra oney on y Id I'd just turn it right U Pt the job of catching up foth iWi it your our streetcar paving It Itou ou d not only help you to toj toe e up to your contract with Ie i e C city but would aid you in j whole lot of a em- em to your company ou see on East Third South I Jeet et t tho the streetcar paving Is In condition Fo For blocks all aU o the bricks are aro out and there hero hera are aret Its t ii holes and caverns that makel makeI make l I ur r company look silly because slowness l in catching up with its prk r and makes tho the city look silly cause cauS of or its s Inability to enforce ur ur contract to keep that portion the street paved Then too tho the alt sIrs rs who aro are flocking In on thel tho the l excursions get a a. bad lm- lm of ot our town Why the other day after atter the tho thor thel fly l r torm I happened along Third t u h street stroet and found great grent pud- pud ot water vater had gathered In tho the ives canyons and caverns that e l where there thera should be some ving From Front one on of ot these I re- re oy oyd a a. sign placed there no bt by some come wag I did It just 41 vant t event t some blushes explain explain- gand and embarrassment on your yourt In the tho middle of ot one ono of ot the t puddles was wa the sign ItiN IINo NTo o tubing fishing or swimming al- al cd U. U I L. L T. T Co STEVE S. S S.-Be S. Better Better tr got busy on this cause I cant can't waste my time kl kids s out of at the swimming Il ales In your tra tracks ks mm ft HE DIDN'T FIND IT Aa Aba Dazza was a fisherman Twenty r w nty years ago on one of his hie ho he dropped his hi diamond r g In the tho river Yesterday he ho went fishing again and caught a monster f fish Ish He took it home gently cleaned it fried It and late ate It After Bide Dudley K l Harve A dear r ct little lady y I mean by that e wore rore so much jewelry that she fled liko like a a. chain gang managed through tho the intricacies of ot theeman the tho theeman raan fae-raan eman car complications yester- yester yand finally arrived at a a. trans trans- JOint where she ehe boarded a reg- reg Jar ar conductor motorman and jJ Tho Tho now new regulations somewhat her but she ehe didn't lose I rl end Instead she determined id d out in advance just what to Now ow pw the conductor was very busy bUllY to Liz the lipstick lady and andI I didn't like Uke to be disturbed But nut 0 lady insisted on being lard ard 1011 me please eh she sh said quite which end of ot this carto car ear m to get off 1 Take ake your choice lady said Mid tho the inductor laconically both ends 2 p Did you get to ride on the i. i man one cars yesterday I I tried to several times ut every overy time ono of them fame c me along there was lomo some oth oth- tUy ahead of me So I fi- fi najIy had to walk and save the ruven cents Try It Yourself wo wo in ill tho the Salt lako At Attempted l to kiss In n l less s than a minute They hey hc were were- like this tilis Jack ARE YOU A CUB GUB A e s you OU the tho kind of ot a 0 gU guy w who wo o oI o II a 0 g girl TWO Ice cr cream m sodas eoda I ILk e you ou the tho kind of at a n gent who k j a girl to TWO movies the tho nip d da day Are Ac o you ou In n tovo tove I j m I o you drive a n. car your rt on a a. beautiful summers summer's n I-n ing ng while your our right hand Is Ia ise 7 e y you ou engaged to be married ed 1 I lave Ive vo you ver done dono are you dor dof do- do f r oro you contemplating doV do- do V silly or particularly I m nib I THEN JE-J YOU iOu AR ARE A CUB QUn t The l e hubs were organised organized recent- recent at-a at to meeting of ot a IL group of ot young or n. interested In golf golt ten ten- I baseball and craps It f far brother organization to the theIn In Doras Doraa Tho The sign of ot the order i for tor a IL number member when ho finds a ab b bJ whether tho the said Gub Cub 1 is a 1 aniber t ember niber or not is Ia to tug tag sharply lila own lapel three times If It ItI I I Other Cub Gub Is a member of ot the lor Iw E. E ho repeats repeat's the sign SOme Borne Ome of at tl tho charter members are I kIGos kiG II John 11 Hall nay Kay McCarty Steve Stevo Maloney Dave Davo ieman and Noble Warrum Junior orf ars charter members and exIc ex- ex c C tto to ha have C yono n In Salt LakE Lak the a order within a week fox foi Ic everyone shows some I me signs of ot now and then After a recent rain when the tho sun aun had resumed business at atthe atthe the tho same samo old stand and carrying carryIng carry carry- ing an umbrella was waa a Q burden not relished by many an Idaho traveling man Is said to have hung his up In a waiting room with a card on which he ho wrote The Tho man who left this rain- rain stick has not forgotten It He Ho HeIs HeIs HoIs Is o Q heavyweight pugilist and can strike a blow a of fu pounds Ho He will be e back in fifteen min mm- U utes tea When he ho got back tho the Umbrella umbrella umbrella um Um- brella was gone Rono but tho the card re re- re On the tho reverse side aide was wa written I The man who took your umbrella never struck any pound blows blow but ho can do yards In nothing flat He Ho is ia never coming back ANDY Double Extra 11 Regina Sask cask Juno 4 Wasil Wa- Wa sil ail E. E ZOWIE was struck by lightning here today 0 SECOND SOUTH 1 L LIn f SAM DECLARES I In tho the old days folks used to taste their likker to see tee If it was good Now until the next day dy and If they wako wake up up-it up it Wasn't bad I |