Show 1 I t ROUND ithe the I TOWN fIBy By Dave Coleman Coleman- Soy Bring on th the DUCK DUCK- SOUP for Mr Simon ROUP ir Last night I had just m dIed down for a good goodnights goodnight's nights night's ht's sleep when when Good Good GoodNight Night The neighbors got gott t tu-ed tu ed of When the Scratch Ion on the Buzz Ill I'll Be ting teS-ing mg for You Shriek and and- 51 Where Is Thy Spring and slapped on an scratchy brass band baud masSre mas- mas e of The Star Star Spangled Spangled Banner in seven different off offIce i Ice i. i l. l By the time that thing ITh yelped itself to death I chilled stiff Standing at in this night air all dolled up in nothing but stepi step- step i mf and goose bumps calls for per cent Americanism Ill I'll IllE IllI I was as glad to cuddle E yn Io ra again agam I put Ut Just then somebody's player gy aye ye a a. honk opened the muffler ind tWI roared away down the track right slap into the grand Arand old natal na- na tal anthem Well Wel Id I'd dono done It Ito o once n c there there was nothing else but butto to climb out again And that canyon breeze wafting per cent refrigeration direct from the tho snow now snowcapped snowcapped capped peaks of the h iners through my bedroom wIndow window winlow win wIn- dow low But ut here Is what captured the pups pup's pink and mountain mist wraparound By the time that l Infernal t art had bad gone Into t th tho garage for oil and gas there thero 6 camo i o whooping and weaving down downour downour o our our street some loud mouthed goof I lot lost t from the booby hatch who planked his brew soaked carcass oa a tulip bed and started yowling md moaning that same sarno old anthem I hunks and chunks where I told our great r republic to go slap a toad Also I the tho phone and called the theop jopa ops op I was mad But But I didn't start to chew chev mv ray rayh chin 1 h I n until the hurry wagon dashed cI and the tho bulls discovered that ha drunk wasn't one ono at all but h hj new loud speaker of ot Johnny Botts Bott's home brewed radio set Ait t science the lizards lizard's leather SIMPLE SIMON HARRY SET US A COUPLE OF WOES OES AND ALASES WOES ATTA BOY SOY THANKS To thInk the tho glorious upright ht bean From Rummer ummer gardens bright and ignominious green m murky murk Y soup drown rhe spud with bitter weeping e eyes Conceals its Inmost groan groans and andI sighs Bewails th the tho day that hash eer I won renown FOP or In Tn cruel cruet embrace the onion t bold The Tha tearful tater close doth hold Nor heeding doleful sob cob or I III frown Eat reverently my mV noble friend And ponder beautys beauty's humble end Before with eager zest you gulp It down Dear Dave Confidentially I have bave Just had a n. tip front from Old Posers Posey's barber that th the old gentleman has haa had several close 1 se shaves during our daring darlng ch chase se LINIMENT CHARLIE |