Show Uncle Sam Guards Cd Woodpecker as She Pecks Portholes in House PORTLAND Ore April 23 S.- S. Antonio Caruso complained to the police poUce that a woodpecker had knocked his house for tor V a arow TOW row of ot portholes where no portholes portholes portholes port port- holes were needed and that it was g still actively on the Job each day from dawn to breakfast time ilme She Sho peck peek and peck said Antonio Antonio An An- tonio and m my house he look worse lak you call can day by day I say Shoo but she no go way wa- waI I want to kill kilt her The police pollee department delegated an to execute the bird The federal game warden warned the ponce police that woodpeckers were federal federal fed ted eral property or wards of ot the government government gov gow- or something and couldn't be disposed of thus summarily The policeman developed a streak ot of diplomacy and asked to be re relieved relieved re- re of ot the the Job ob because the bird finished work too early In the mornIng morning morning morn morn- ing for tor him to catch It Jt The police police department detailed Patrolman Pa James Kelly night of officer ot- ot ricer on the beat to dispose of ot the bird Kelly announced that the federal fed ted eral ral government could not atop stop him from shooting g the woodpecker but has baa not yet executed the commis sion slon Meanwhile the tho pecks Caruso rise earl early to make vain at attempts attempts attempts at- at tempts to shoo she awa away and the federal game warden awaits devel devel- |