Show l AROUND S OWN Mike the mailman is sore So Sot are Carl the cop and rank It-rank frank crank the fireman And practically UJ all of the boys under service whose emp employment o ent titles them to annual vaca- vaca tons Spring ng leaves leave of absence ken by nonunion nOnuniOn convicts at 11 road ad camp Ret get et their goats state tate prison Inmates have hay dered deed dered de- de red red ed f for r vacation and andeY w eY deny erlY that their decision Is s Ini inI In- In I i to let Warden Varden Devino down ib on th the shirt business The The lure Ire of spring ant the open i and not tho the threat of ot ement em- em 1 ent in a musty jute bag mill responsible for tor the leave taking prominent convicts b I r so o many T To PA substantiate this we quote tz from a recent letter from Bill the burglar tUf Los Angeles swell I find at this Nuon of the year ear Nearly all aU the thee e fellows who were able blo to tow w tet et away have moved down heie hete I II its it's easy to get by cause the Cal eal bulls cal cant can't t tell teU us UR from that of ot birds who went broke inI inthe in m mI I I the e Lake LaHe last winter and moved here bere with an antl I I ine and the family cuckoo e VOX fi VOX POP 0 Rep-lies Rep r Curious Curious So So he fold told you he hehe he he loved you OU Well Vell if he hasn't I Ia a a permit fro from the state seb securities securities se se- se- se b entities commission commISSIon I wouldn't 1 take any stock in his story Inquirer Inquirer We We dont don't care if U somebody did call him a a. calf 1 A cowboy is not not nota a cows cow's son so there Inquirer Refuse Inquirer Refuse to allow tie the baby to read Shakespeare Il lif if he persists in being naughty To P. 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B Q If If you accepted j a second helping of pie you yon had hd a lot of crust Dont Don't mention it That fellow you see wear- wear I 1 jag g the gol gold medal and the broad smile over there has just a couple of these When I was was- in N New ew York arr nm fW r- r FASHION HINT Latest advices advIces' from Lynn Mass a s. s arc c t to the effect that it will be ultra modish to wear Alices equipped with soles this 1 ear ear It is rumored that Willie who was considered a man manfor manot for ot but ordinary means was well- well after Henry him spooning with the fair fajr cung heiress of of the the other day I k r r The fact that a year old Phil Phil- boy can count doesn't us Its It's always the tho lit Ht- 1 le things that count cont BIdo Bido Dudley If 5 Pathetic story from fer fei Long Island details how Irate Irato gourmand ate a canned dinner and then canned the cook The Tha can opener peller still holds its place as s t th the wilds wild's most useful Instrument Now ow It also has attained leadership leader leider- ship in popularity since possession I. I pi t f a corkscrew was decreed constitutionally con con- Incompatible SOUl Soup beans eang asparagus sauerkraut spin spin- ich ach ch and countless other varieties lot of if nourishment trickle In never never- lending stream from gaudy tins i tIfe Ite plays bridge until lh rows cans Into garbage recep- recep acle at 5 Table is sat st 3 at at 57 Thus can opener Is ono one of ot worlds world's greatest Hub- Hub r Y no flO longer worries about menu Reads labels and thus Is able abla to score on each and every pal- pal tickler Canny housewife pro pre tires ares meal with uncanny speed ll 6 all seems so absurd pair of pants is on Its iti last legs said Sr Waldo Hobo as he gazed down upon sapa a pa o of corduroys of the vin yin f t tag tage ge of 83 THE SORROWS OF SADIE t CHAPTER xia 13 WHAT irks HAS GONE BEFORE adie e former la lady y in an waiting to toWn Queen Wn Quinine has han just informed abelL abd 1 b J robber mm man that his hanc bance nce for admission to the king j Ial 11 l of ot heaven 1 are well nigh peg peg- Ible gible Woul Wouldn't nt it H have laave been aw aw- nl ul UI it if he had found out there thero any Santa Claus Clau Well Vall NOW GO ON WITH VITI THE TOny STORY t As the robber wept S Sidle Sadie dIe She could not stand to toE towe we E e a cry so she sni- sa sat t do down In w the distance tho hJ o ocean ean was war r Sadie Sadio let It roar ho hc o H abber liked SadIe y Youre auTO I al wool I. 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