Show took the Ute rally A very ignorant butwell but well to do citizen from the backwoods was elected coroner of a small county A few anys after his election he amazed the ordinary by asking that functionary to point out his duties for him why said the ordinary when a man drops dead or is by an engine or blown up with dynamite you simply impanel a jury and bit on him and then render a verdict jest what I 1 done two honra ago said the coroner an the citizens air kickin about what the man what I 1 sot on well well you see hit anz this he drappel by the railroad an hollered out boys im dead I 1 well 1 I auz within three feet of him an as he hollered them words I 1 jumped him jumped him mean sot on him jest like the coroners air required by law an as 1 weigh right smart he kep quiet after I 1 landed but he was dead before you reached him he athars whar tho question comes in aint but one thing it choro an certain an that is he auz dead rhen I 1 Ko fenDl 9 |