Show his grandmother A gentleman once asked uncle daniel a droll character in a new england village if he could remember his grandmother J guess I 1 can said uncle daniel amt only as I 1 saw her once father had been away all day and when ho came homo he found I 1 had failed tado he expected of me ho caught up a rough apple treo limb and walked up tomo to mo with it grandmother appeared on the doorstep with a small straight stick in her hand and instantly handed it tu my father here joe said she lick daniel with a smooth stick and ho did who ro member such a grandmother as that |