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Show 1 4 1 BACK PREVENTING IVache. I I Usually The BEING AN Troubles to Pain in the ; Beys, In most UNCLE In the kid- - Jt points to 1 1 fi of a spe- Jl nedy to re mand cure w JeBtlon or the In. flammatlon of tha kidneys that Is interfering with their work and causing that pain makes you say: "Oh. my back." Thomoson ' Wat. kins, professional O on to school, now. You're Just sticking ' around here so's you'll be late and have to come back for a note. If you weren't so peevish I'd toll vmi something great." that 1 I KB H nurse, 420 N. 23d St, Parsons. Kans.. ays: "For some time I was annoyed with sharp twinges across the mall of my back and Irregular passages of the kidney secretions. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills I am free from these troubles." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-MIJburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. ; JLV) I V In 'a veloped gingham apron, made threatening passes with the broom at his snif- - dr I i jT fin I t . X? fling d brother, who was crawling along the floor peering anxiously .under the fur- niture.' "Hurry up, there, and get to school, or I'll brepm you out." "I'd l!leto see you! I ain't trying INADEQUATE. to late. This new teacher don't ser.d us home for notes. She makes -- us learn I'd rather write pomes. Gee 1,000 words. I'll know the hull ol Miles Standing before I get out of ber old room. I put my nickel in my hat so's I wouldn't forget it, and now It's " gone. "She went over to Sister Gertie's early. If it's the nickel you are looking for you'll never find it. Ma hadn't any change and she took it for car fare." , "Gee! If I took anybody's nickel Doctor Monk Did those mustard that I found wouldn't I get what for! plasters that I left seem to relieve the But everybody takes my nickel and pains In your chest to any considerthen I have to learn 'Miles Standishes,' able degree? . when it Isn't my fault!" Ostrich Well, no: I can't say that they have; but (apologetically) I've "A boy that's big enough to be an eaten only five of them! uncle is too big to cry about a nickel." The boy with- - the gingham apron COVERED WITH HIVES. looked to see what effect this announcement bad. Child a Mass of Dreadful Sore, Itch"I ain't crying about the nickel. I'm ing, Irritating Humor for 2- Months about having to learn a pome, Little Sufferer In Terrible Plight crying and you'd cry, too! When I'm big enough to be an uncle I won't be in Disease Cured by Cuticura. any old school. What time Is it? Give me a piece of bread to take with me. "My six year old daughter bad the I'll have to stay twice this noon and I dreadful disease called hives for two won't have time to get home at all. months. She became affected by play- I'll have to once for being late stay ing with children who bad It By and once for not having my book. Say, scratching she caused large sores do you know where my best tie Is? which were Irritating. Her body was If I coming home I must dress a complete sore but It was worse on up. ain'ta We're going to recite in the hall her arms and back. We employed a this afternoon. I thought I'd get up physician who left medicine but it did early and learn my piece, but ma had not help her and I tried several reme- to go and take my nickel." dies but without avail. Seeing the "You're goiug to recite in the hall Cuticura Remedies advertised, I this afternoon and you haven't washed thought I would try them. I gave her your face half decent nor combed a hot bath daily with Cuticura Soap, your bail, at all, and don't know your and anointed her body with Cuticura The boy in the gingham piece?" Ointment The first treatment re- apron shook a threatening fist at his lieved the Itching and In a short time brother. "You're a disgrace to this the disease disappeared. Mrs. George family." L. Prldhoff, Warren, Mich., June 30 "Aw, we all" reclte"together, and the and July 13, 1908." know It. I'll move my lips and girls Potter Pros A Chom. Corp., Sol frupt., Bolton. nobody can tell." Some Resemblance. f Well, your niece will be ashamed of A little girl tn a California public you when she grows up; that's all I school complained to her teacher that can say." "Who's my niece? What you talka Mexican boy had struck her. The . . teacher took Joe, the only Mexican ing about?" "Gert's got a baby and you're an boy In the school, sharply to task for the offense, but the boy denied It uncle. A fine uncle you are! Go on "Mary," said the teacher, "Joe says to school. No, you can't go to see the he didn't strike you." baby." "Oh, no,"? Bald Mary, "'twan't Joe; "How can I be an uncle when I twus that tother boy over there," and haven't long pants on yet?" she pointed to the blackest of negro "Long pants haven't anything to do boys in the school. with being an uncle. You go ahead to "Cut, Mary, that boy isn't a Mexischool now; It's nearly time for recan." said the teacher. cess. Tell your teacher you have a "Well, anyhow," said Mary, "he's niece and maybe she won't soak you so hard." Tery much, tanned." NThe boy walked slowly along the She Had Tested the Oyster. street revolving Inn his mind the hint was of Dora, the pet the household, him, until he was within a given very fond of oysters, and after eating block of the school. Then he broke her lunch of oysters and crackers she into a run. Some one might be lookthought of her dear mother busy at her ing out of the school window, he aewlng machine. She selected a nice thought car- From around a corner of the wall t large oyster, put It In a plate and rled It to her mother, who, pleased he took a peep Into the room. Reaswith ber little daughter's thoughtful-ness- , sured by what he saw, he walked boldate the oyster and said: and smilingly up to Miss Harrison, "It is most as good as my little ly the teacher. girlie." "My sister Gertrude has a baby and "Yes." answered Dora. "I know It Is I'm an uucle." he whispered to her. good 'caused licked It all the way from "Just think of that!" said the teachthe kitchen." The Delineator. er, smiling. "Children, James is an uncle. Isn't that lovely? We must do Dev. arc of Ointments for Catarrh What shall something to celebrate. that Contain Mercury, we do?" ' UI purel destroy tlx trnm ot pmed a) rnemirv A party after school was unanind roiuiilrtrly deruiwa the whol system when riurh decided upon. mously muring It through tin niueoiw mrluix trtti'M shout! nrvtf ba imm pstrpl on prenrrip-lion-s "I suppose being an uncle made you tmm rrputalila physlrians, M tin danuute the lll da a Ira lulJ to Uw cxl you rta ptwuuly u. forget your book. Well, you may sit rlv tram them, full's Catarrh Cur. manularlurrd with Henry. We must forgive everytor f. J. IVwr A t Toledo, O.. contains no ml M Ukwi tntarnally. artlM dlrrrtlr upoo on such a great occasion." llw bkxxt unit muenus aurlarea of tha system, la thing When the boy had seen through the buylns ItsH'sM Catarrh Cure bt aura you "t tlx hi Toledo, It taken Uitemally and mul door that Miss Harrison was dressed l o. Tentlroorilula trea. OhK by F. J. Climpf Prlee, Tc. per buttle, tld byilailDruwiat. up he bad expected her to be aauly PUIS lor eonsupatioo. las but he had never expected such a miracle as this. His heart was Took It Personally. An author engnged a young lady overflowing with gratitude. He must typewriter to take down his new novel do something to show his appreciafrom dictation. At the passage: "Oh! tion. He cast about In his mind; then, my adorable angel, accept the confession from my Hps that I cannot exist with a diligence Miss Harrison had without you! Make me happy; come never seen him display before, he beand share my lot and be mine until gan to study the poem the class was to death do us part!" his fair secretary recite In concert. At the rehearsal paused and Ingenuously Inquired: "Is his voice led all the rest. that to go down with the restt" Still his conscience was not satisfied. An uncle ouxht to be something He resolutely set to work and Important to Mother. Examine carefully every bottle of special. dlsminHil bell sounded he when the CA3T0KIA a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It put a note on the teacher's desk. The teacher read: Bears the "I wasn't late because I was an Signature of onkle. I was looking for my nickel to in use For over no Years. buy my book and wouldn't hurry up." The Kind You Have Always Bought The boy moistened bis Hps as he watched her rend the note. Would she Hard to Get. "take back" the party? He walled Junior Tartner I'm going to adveranxiously. tise for an honest man. "Don't forget about the party, chilSenior Tartner Tell the newspaper Miss Harrison snld as dren," people that we want the "ad" to run filed out "Try to think of some thry new for a year or two. New Orleans games." n b' TROUBLES.! PAINT It's easy enough to recognize the symptoms of poor paint, after it has been on awhile after its inherent tendency to crack and peel and scale and blister, etc., has developed into trouble.' You know these paint "diseases' usually indicate adulteration or substitution in the paint materials. And you know, the only remedy is repainting. A little knowledge of paint and painting requirements, and how to made sure of the purity and quality of materials, would prevent all trouble, and save the big extra expense of just as a proper knowland obedge of simple health-laws- , servance of them, prevents sickness. A complete painting guide, Including a book of color schemes, specifications for all kinds of painting work, and an Instrument for detecting adulteration in paint materials, with directions for using it, can be had free by writing National Lead Co., 1902 Trinity Bldg., New York, and asking Outfit for Houseowner's Painting No. 49. A very simple guide in the One of the Important Duties of Physicians and h) we 01 xne vvona vveu-miorm- ea is to learn as to the relative standing- and reliability of the leading manufacturers "of medicinal agents, as the most eminent physicians arc the most careful as to the uniform quality and perfect purity of remedies prescribed by them, and it is well known to physicians and the generally that the California Fig Syrup Co., by reason of its correct methods and perfect equipment and the ethical character of its product, has attained to the high standing in scientific and commercial circles which is accorded to successful and reliable houses only, and, therefore, that the name of the Company has become a guarantee of the excellence of its remedy. " : - Well-Informe- TRUTH AND QUALITY . V 4 1 " good-nature- v formed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent sucappeal to the cess and creditable standing, therefore we wish to call the attention of all who would enjoy good health, with its blessings, to the fact that it involves the question of right living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best each hour of recreation, of enjoyment, of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute to that end and the use of medicines dispensed with generally to great advantage, but as in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invaluable if taken at the proper time, the California Fig Syrup Co. feels that it is alike important to present truthfully the subject and to supply the one perfect laxative remedy which has won the appoval of physicians and the world-wid- e acceptance of the of the excellence of the combination, known to all, and the original method of manufacture, which is known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only. This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known under the name of acceptance as the most excellent of Syrup of Figs and has attained to world-wid- e family laxatives, and as its pure laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well of the world to be the best of natural known to physicians and the laxatives, we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as more fully descriptive of 'the remedy, but doubtless it will always be called for by the shorter name of Syrup of Figs and to get its beneficial effects always California Fig Syrup Co. note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company plainly printed on the front of every package, whether you 6imply call for Syrup of Figs or by the full name Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the one laxative remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. and the same heretofore known by the name Syrup of Figs which has given satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading druggists throughout the United States, in original packages of one size only, the regular price of which is fifty cents per bottle. . Every bottle is sold under the general guarantee of the Company, filed with the Secretary of Agriculture, at Washington, D. C, that the remedy is not adulterated or misbranded within the meaning of the Food and Drugs Act, June 30th, 1906. pur- se chase of white lead (the only Bure and safe paint material) is the famous "Dutch Boy Painter" trademark; that trademark Is an absolute guarantee of purity and quality. EXPERT ADVICE. Well-Informe- (0J rfSrS Butler Pardon this Interruption, but there is a deputation of unemployed waiting for you at the door. His Excellency Tell the people to go home quietly. (Drains a glass of champagne.) People in this world can get on very well without work at least I find It so. AODMSSIS Slightly Mixed. Little Oliver, six , years old, had learned the song in which is oft repeated the refrain: "Glory, glory, and for some time he had been singing It with great enthusiasm and vigor. Finally he became silent, and after a brief period of cogitation he said: "Mamma, what does 'hallelujah' mean?" As simply as she could his mother explatned that It was a religious exclamation meaning "praise the Lord." He seemed rather surprised at the Information, but his next question offered ample explanation of why he had thrown so much vigor into his singing. 'If that's what It means," he said, "why do they throw corn and have Jack lanterns on hallelujah d CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. - ; d Well-I- n ' , r INOOHPOHATBO San Francisco, Cal. U S. A. London, England. Louisville, Ky. New York, N. Y. Q 1 ," , night?" FIDO nn DULY WARNED. - Piecing Out the Prayer. writer says; "I have heard a layman utter this petition during the prayer: O, Lord, be thou with us in our upsittings an our a variant of the text in the pBalms. 'Thou knowest my downsit-ting- s and mine uprisings.' A minister occasionally introduced a Latin sentence into his prayer, and forthwith proceeded to translate it. Another minister In his early days experienced considerable difficulty with the long prayer before the sermon. In nonconformist churches this usually occupies a quarter of an hour, but long before this period had been reached he was wound up. On one occasion, while in this dilemma, he startled his hearers with the words: 'And now, O Lord, I will relate unto thee a little anecdote!'" can't be a better horse than this I shall have to dlaoharge you an' get an automobile!" ' Of curious prayers a s' . Why She Shut Down. "k charming gentleman, about four years old, used to pass my house every day on his way to kindergarten," said a lady, "and in course of time I made his acquaintance and gave a penny to him each morning when we parted. "Eventually his mother requested me not to give any more money to him. The Btrt morning I did not present the usual penny. He did not seem to notice the omission. The succeeding day, when the penny was not given to him he said nothing. But on the morning of the third day, when the penny was not forthcoming, he sidled up to me and whispered: 'What's the matter. Ain't your husband working?" 1 grm-eri- a. Dcct Implements Look here, Fldo, If you . down-rising- 1 A flaTorln tbat la nad the aam aa or vanilla. jBy dlaaolvlng trrauulaml antra In water and adding Maplelue, a delicious bettor than an,l ayrap ! made and a syrap . If niAtrod Satua Maplnlo It aold by I u. but. aod reel pe buok. (mini fa., Wt aw Ploawi Is tin Miaatathw at Beet Plows. 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Tbey alao relieve Disin the purchase of Bank Balance and Independence, tress from DynpepKla, Inriuslness women have evolved the paint materials. and Too Hearty digestion It is an absolute Idea of saving, and the thrifty IncentivAesthetic Lily. Ealing. A perfect remof pur. . "Here comes my little Lily!" ex- e-was not inspired by their brothedy (or Dltilnraa, Nau-aeJjuaranteequality, Bad Drowaineaa, claimed a doting mother to a roomful ers, but rather envelops the girl with Taaleln the Month, Coattor your omm of guests. "I have nursle take her for pendence which, evolves th-- i gtrl with ed Touiru. Pain In the protection, see a walk in the park every afternoon, $300 or $400 to her credit and spurs aide, TORPID LIVF.lt. that it is on the side caT white lead and you have no Idea how rapidly It ber on to add more and mere to the They regulate the bowels, Purely Vegetable. every is developing her sense of the aesthet- reserve. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. you buy. SITIOKU lf0 eowpitT ic the beautiful! Come here, my darKfd. ItOl Trim Suudtae. Sat Tail ak, Wrarr, Watrrr Kjrn Genuine Must Bear ling. Tel! us what yoi remember best r.rllfVfil by Murine Kye Kemedy. CARTERS tiy i:xiTlincrJ I'liynk-luna- . about your walk In the park Signature lo I'nra KikmI and I)ru I .a we. Mu-rl- n iHwxn't 8marl, KMitlu-- Kya I'aln. Lilys breath came hard. She paused lilVER a moment, then answered In a shrill, Try Murine in X'uur Eyvs. At Druggists. pju.s. excited treble: He mho Is false to duty breaks a RasmaamxuM REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. "Ob, mamma, the bears smelt aw"I have suffered with piles for thirty-si-x thread In the loom, and will' find the ful" years. One year ago last April I beflaw when he may have forgotten the gan taking Cascarets for constipation. Ia cause. II. Ward Ileecher. FOR OUT DOOR WORK LESS MEAT the course of a week I noticed the piles Advice of Family Physician. IN THE WETTEST WEATHER began to disappear and at the end of six TIioumiuIo of rnuntry people know that weeks tbey did not trouble rue at ail. NOTHING EQUALS in tune of midden mishap or accident Cascarets have done wonders for me. I Formerly people thought meat nec- llamlma Winrd Oil it the lxnt suMi-tut- e am entirely cured and feel like a new for the family doctor. That is why essary for strength and muncular it is so often found upon the shelf. own.' George Krydcr, Napoleon, O. vigor. The man who worked hard' as supPleasant. Palatable, Potent, Taste Onod. Kvery time a married roan lets out or Cirlpa. I0 Good. Never blcken, Weaken posed to require meat two or three the remark that he is free from worry 10c. ZSo, 50c Never sold In bulk. Thegen WATERPROOr times a day. Science has found out C t C ulna C. tablet Guaranteed stamped and care, other married men give him cure or your oioitey bauk. K9 differently. the merry grin. GARMENTS It is now a common thing for a famMYlOGKWm-WEARWE- Il A pewimint needs OnrfifM Tea. the Herb ily physician to order less meat, as In AND Will NOT UAIV the following letter from a N. Y. man. laxative which rrKutntea the liver, corrects l0NCC0ATS-322.3Abioluleli Pare, No Weeds "I had suffered for years with dys- comdiiifitinn and brings good health and good pirit. I Kt. Gov. Ilnard of Wmron.in, from to acres I SUITS 322. . pepsia and nervousness. My physician sown to Salsor1 anth temuir Aldilfa, har-- l 3Pta tvtmrwtfif advised me to eat less meat and vested within at weeks slier saedin f Jtoo.oul Nine men out of a possible ten wear worth of mmninrent ha, or at Ilia mm ell greasy foods generally. I tried several a sad look after tbey have been mararo. tn mwi ".W A. J.Towrw Co. oston.usa. nwi vr. ivr nd lOn InprstamiNl fur Mittpla ot till. AlSslfa. Canadian uamo Ca can. things to take the place of my usual ried a Toronto, imn 1.11 Silt ion lhtlti.rlimMi.tlau, What. Harlvr.afci.l breakfast of chops, fried potatoes, etc, .,Hy anriii Sl0,00r any awn aiotixy wir,ii ' "'" tartwun. nr,Miu lao Vk "hkomo orixmr-- " oni.v but got no relief until I tried Grape-Nut-s Thatli ansa aaTsltjr aar aaan Mora ! job. larm IIKliMO VI ININN. I,u.k ft I.AaATIV SALZE SEED CO.. Bos W, la Cro.se. Wis. Ilia tlnminra of K. W. t. IX IV K. I ml laa Wot'tf food. ELECTROTYPES la Otn liar. Xm. "After using Orape-Nutfor the tal Uituraatuld at trie Inweat prleas by varletv for treat la A man's Idea of values depends on cereal part of my meals for two years, irVaiw.. is . sternal .rsi.M 4. If U4hm DEFIANCE STARCH sues llueua. I am now a well man. Grape-Nut- s to wanta or be whether sell. buy benefited tny health far more than tho aittownrwtihand nrriBiirr ctarpu starcBta Mr. Wltiatow'e Honthln Myron. fcl innva vinnvii aiutuet alcv W. N. U Salt Lake City, No. 13, 1901. $500.00 worth of medicine I had taken PnrrhlMrva taothlaa, fni tha $mt, radara ta wlaUomU). Socabuttla, laiaaiatlua.Hianpala.carat before. Pink Eye. EpUootle For s"My wife and children are healthier Travel expands the mlad, but conShipping Fever wo had been for years, and than they H Catarrhal Fever tracts the pocketbook. are a very happy family, largely due to Snr mn and rmsltlve pravantlva. an nutter hew horaM at aitv as sr Intact, m " on the arlvva ia tb aria "noaxl l.itui.. . lud and 0laaM aii skaas Grape-Nuts- . I'aa Allan' Fnnt-Fa- a from tit iHNty, I'urw tHttautl. la mm and Httapp and rbolara uo, XrtalnKiai rnrattlrM.arii.na, oamilna riitouariiw II va .! l yr rtm aiawis hnma b.'waa rnri., "We have been so much benefited t ut lhiau.it. K A.S.01airtd,LHir,i.Y. a end laa Ana klilnn nn.lr, karsnd.l ra Muukhit, iilaUaipar, Caaaas Ik Fh.m lnj.urlniva'iai,alaaiilatntur)vNi. that it would be unby Grape-Nutaudfuraa" PaKUklaaiaBtaaalad. It ! to It what It It "cracked up be," grateful not to acknowledge it" z:::r eoshen, ind., u. s. spohn sIedical co.. Nnmo given by Postum Co., Battle It Is let. Creek, Mich. Kead "The Road to Well-villeIn pkgs. "There's a Reason." A ww Kfrr rrart tb a hay fim appear . VeseaaOs) front time to tlm. Tarf Color mart aoed. krlsntat tni tsi(r enlAft this Inf va. 0tOf oscVDeolfllltflrf, teMr than iethst tk dln eels ra araular, mr, ad full ! kamaa sa; K'Uvnl (UaV- -i itiUwal ripping sark Will let bet lllliflm. luiwUOrs.siohanaa1uttir. MOKftOC DRUQ 77TTtE )IVER a, Cum-ptium- lrj Fac-Simi- Oin-fnri- ." lo a Mm mm F ILSSk , GLOVER SEED 29 J -- rll s DISTEMPER it. s w. ihii tKttl-.u- ail Sma-liw- l ," l(if Ulrrral. PUTNAM tf.FADELESS DYES OQ., Qulncy, |