Show Pipes Mr Rattz of Minnesota had tats In his ganot and shot himself That was rough on Uattz A Kansas woman dyed upon learning learn-ing that her hair was turning gray As u still moio forcible argument against household duties for men comes the news of u Maine man who beat a cat pet HO hard u tack low out of the border and ruined ono of his eyes A waspish waist sometimes carries with it the sting of tho safetypin Now that tho first lobln has been chronicled from many different parts of the country It rcmuliiB for Missouri to report tho first mosquito of tho year said mosquito having bit a cripples wooden leg and raised u plno knot thereon A Michigan man dropped dead while hoeing In the garden I told my wHo yesterday wo could buy our radishes rad-ishes cheaper than wo could raise em A soft answer turnelh away wrath and gives thee soft answerer the short and A soft answerer In Chicago would be an easy mark in two days An Iowa man has been sentenced to ten years In prison for stealing a ham Surely this could havo been no ordinary bam Maybo It was the ham what am It very often happens that when a rlend wants to borrow 5 of you you Havent the money and besides you usually want to use It yourself Love Is fourfifths moonshine and ho other fifth just blamed contrariness contrari-ness Eat onions and sleep well says nn exchange and alone wo might Udd Speaking of a highly Intellectual woman a New York paper says sho ivus Just running over with culture Sort of automobile culture so to speak Golf Is all right In its way but when I was a boy we played u game 5 called Loose tho Hounds that has goff beaten to a L pulp There wore fivo hounds said hounds being selected select-ed from the fasteat runners of tho boy coterie The other boys were given a block start and thin lintinrls HP t in nnr m suit As fast as a boy was overtaken he was bitten on tho car by the particular par-ticular hound that had nabbed him I and ho In turn became a hound and piked out to bite all tho ears ho could overtake When the last boys ear had been chewed wo all went In Bwimmln |