Show = PERIL IN PEANUT DUTTER One Mouthful Sultcenl SUfficient to Cause Split In Family The last case I will time mention nt this was on this wise She returned In the evening from n shopping and casually foray mentioned that she had some peanut butter In She set It down the kitchen ho Later to the evening slipped out In the kitchen In sort oC a desultory QUiet and unosten tatlous way and cut a piece 01 bread and set about spreading on some of the peanut butter In the dim light he did well and Jot plenty on but un fortunate she had not mentioned that site had also bought some cnnra cline for Relishing tho stovepipe When the 1 bread was spread ho took a motlthful ° f It < the kind of mouth ful a man Is apt to take when > the re straints and formalities of effete so defy are fur from him Then he placed some handsome but unpremed Itated i stucco work on tho newly painted walls ° f the kitchen n1 from that date things began to got twisted and there was not that d0 IIghtful camaraderie that there had been She got alimony two years later and It was charged that ho had spells of temper and on one occasion went Into tho kitchen Just after It had been newly painted and filled his mouth with some black substance and then like a Chinaman wetting down an Ironing spurted It seventy two ways from Sunday That shows how unfair a woman Is when sho gets after a person sho no longer likes Perkin Warbeck In Magazine of Fun |