Show His First Visit Look here Halton why In creation did you luro me Into buying a ticket for that lawn fete Why did you pay out much 7 Much Why they charged me 50 cents for lemonade and 1 for Ice cream That was exorbitant Then I was lured through the maze of mystery witches caldron etc and by tho time they finished telling my fortune I didnt havo a penny pennThat That was tough O I could have recovered from that but it was the sequel When I reached homo dead broke my wife accused ac-cused me of playing poker and hasnt spoken to me since Chicago News Careful of Strangers Theyre very careful at tho Boston beaches said a man who visited the Now England metropolis a few weeks ago I went down to ono of tho watering places one hot day Thorn had been a storm and the surf was rough and tho man in charge refused to let me go In bathing I left in no very pleasant frame of mind and complained to the cabman as I drov away Oh well said he In a consoling tone you see they dont like to have strangers come down hero and gel drowned It hurts tho beach |