Show Tag A too lustily crowing cock frequently is served to tho boarders MoralDc not crow too early A cow ate the ear off a Now York dude who was spending a day In a hammock In Kansas Those Kansas cows always did have an abnormal appetite ap-petite for green stuff A dispatch says Milwaukee Press club while crossing Lake Michigan found a peculiarly shaped bottle Investigation In-vestigation showed It to contain only a copy of the Mars Dally Graphic Tee what a disappointment Tla said the red hot vendors ol tho city would like to shoot this here Uptown St Clair on the spot nnd I dont believe they would bo particular what spot either He has ruined their business If you want to kiss the Blarney stone you must go to Blarney Castle If you want to kiss a beautiful girl 7lth soulful brown eyes rosebud lips and ticklish ringlets you must go to tho Icecream parlor first and blarney her afterwards Tho Spur Is tho title of a new book by G B Lancaster From the name the book might be a story of the money mad times the spur being n society loving wife I am told tho booK Isnt at nil like this but the title suggests sug-gests a social novel Therefore I remark re-mark thusly What bothers me these perfect mornIngs morn-ings asI wander along Lake Michigan on my early constitutional Is the ease with which the sea gull hangs perfect |