| Show GOLF YARN BY tO WORTH I And a Kansas Story In Jteturc by an Enthusiast at theCa the-Ca ne = Nicholas Longworth ot Ohio Is ago a-go enthusiast who plays a good game ind Victor Murdock of Kansas 1 a golf ciahuslnst who plays a very Indifferent Indiffer-ent gamp when swapping stories In the house cloakroom the other day Buys the Washington correspondent of the Kansas city Times Thc most remarkable golfer I aver knew sail Representative ongworth war a man out In Cincinnati who had a passion for tho game but who complicated com-plicated that fervor with an appetite M for Scotch highballs that was the wonder won-der ot Ohio Ills theory was that there should be a drink server on every tee and ho worked It by means of an army of caddies One afternoon he camo In and announced that he had renounced the game Whats the matter Jim said a filund filundOh Oh ho said wearily Its no use T give it up Whenever I can see the ball I c at hit it and whenever I can hit it I cant see It Mr Murdock told this one Out In my town Judge Dale of the district bench Is about the best golfer In our club One day he had a case on trial In which several small boys had been subpoenaed as witnesses Addressing Ad-dressing a bright youth of about 12 summers Judge Dale solemnly inquired In-quired My boy do you understand tho nature of an oath lOb l-Ob yes sir quickly replied the youth I often caddied for you sir |
