OCR Text |
Show If you want a souvenir ipoon or any ether article In allver or gold at a reaionabte price, aik the conductor or motorman or anybody to direct you to our store. Ours Is the pioneer Jewelry house of the west, established In 1862, continuously successful due to our reliability. Our reputation made, our stock the largest, our prices the lowest. Orders by mall have our personal attention. 170. IT UTAH UKI Clll MacDonald. Humor. Barber llow would you like your hair cut, air? Stude Fine. Do you think I came In here to discuss the tariff? Barber-ou- Important to Mothers All has been arranged for the opening of Idaho's new town-sitin the heart of the great irrigated area of the Snake River Valley. A booklet is issued telling you all about it o r e, LOW RATES O.S.L. From all Stations. Ask any Agent or write for booklet to PINGREE TOWNSITECO. Ogden, Utah ft California ' Summer' Excursions Ticket on sale dally. Loa Anirelea nnd return (direct) MO.OO withalightlr hliliT rite lor tlcketa returning- - via 8au Francisco or Portland. Shortcut and best line to flnhlfield and Touo-paTwo bally Tralna with Pullman Standard and Tourist Hirer ra, Pining Cur, and Free Reclining- Chair Car. For tickets, literature and cail al City Ticket Office, lflt Main Street, or aitilrena J. lt.Mau-dertlelA.O.P. A., halt Lake City. - GRAOER WIRE & and ' lntter contains the f.... UU1UU1 ... TlrW "Pnarr At The Bat." ? a' tnr hnth leaaruea. snrl- ni,.'-- Val.i. iutr baseball Information compiled bt thorltles. Address The Cocaoia iJ1 and Atlanta, Qa. circumstances, ordinary rg tbe main he has been less In enthusiastic on the subject of life brother and tbe open than his father He has always been of a Kermlt. with studious nature and bis romance had Miss Alexander Is said to have of love mutual In the Its For the young people for music. all that "Teddy. Jr.," has eschewed the Hftisatlonal In outdoor athletics, he did In a balparticipate two years ago from Washington. In loon flight which he and the two army officers vard, but In In of a conspicuously shining pate. The prosecuting attorney was acting In a perrunctory beaecretly hoping for an acquittal, the arouse to cause he did not wish the leading political antagonism of citizen. However, one of the witnesses was the village physician, whom the to prosecutor loved not and sought humiliate. "You are prejudiced In favor of tne defendant, are you not, doctor?" "No. sir." "You are his family physician, are vou not? And you are afraid you will lose his patronage; consequently you have wilfully distorted and doctored your evidence here to curry favor." men"No, 1 have not; but. since you tion my professional relations with inhim. I think the Jury should be from formed that he is suffering the proprietor cannot be cured by stall's phala-cronls.- Good 8cheme. "It's a shame," commented the friend of the restaurant proprietor. "What's a shame?" asked the restaurant man in surprise. "Why, that you should give that pretty waitress all the tough steaks for the patrons at her table." "Oh, I pay her extra for that. You aee she la' so pretty not one man would kick If the steaks wero ao tough they pulled his teeth out" Paired. She waa an amiable old lady, and volunteered much Information to the fair stranger who bad come down to see an important event it the country town the laying of the foundation stone ot the new church. "Yes," prattled the old lady, "that la the duke and duchess, and the couplo behind them are the mayor and mayoress; and those two to the right are the vlear and er vixen," Ideas. Lazy William. "You are advertising for a chauffeur, I aee, Mrs. I)e Payste." "Yes, we had to lot William go last week." "I thought you were well pleased with hlrn." "At first we were, but a new broom sweeps clean, you know, and we found that William was lazy. He was fine at washing the windows, spading the gar den, pumping the vacuum cleaner, mowing the lawn, tending the furnace, running errands, pressing clothes, sweeping the walks, polishing the floors, oiling the furniture, preparing the vegetables, waiting on table and doing the dishes. Out he was lazy. He used to go to sleep at midnight regularly, no matter where he was. Many a time Mr. De Payste has left the club for home at two o'clock In the morning and found William snoring in the car outside. Imagine how it must have looked to our friends to see our chauffeur asleep in the street!" rr.. - As the result of ahostile demonatralal.,n ef tnA tlons one of tbe lending cm.-buthe village had been taken before and bat-te- n Justice on a charge of assault d He was fat. evidently good F. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. O. We, the undermined, huve known F. J. t timer believe for the lust It year, and him perfectly nor and tlnanrlally omiiln In all final ea traiiMU-tloiu- i elils to carry nut any nblhralHina mnde by Die Brm. VYaLMNQ. Kinnax A Makvi, Wholesale iiniKUUta, Toledo, O, Hall' Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, acttni blood the and mucotte eurtuwe ot tlx upon directly yaliim. Teatlmonlala aenl tree. Price 71 eanta pa) bottle. Hold by all lirueruta. 'lake UaU'i Family run for eonatlpeUoa, OYSTER BAY SCHOOLHOUSE. Where Theodore Roosevelt, Jr. Attended School When a Boy. who were his fellow passengers had seme rather exciting experiences. There was no little surprise on the part of the public when Theo dore, Jr., upon completion of his col lege course two years ago, chose a business career as bis life work, and still more wonder was aroused when he took employment in a Connecticut carpet factory in order to gather knowledge at first hand of the practiHe cal side of carpet manufacture. started at the lowest round of the ladder, as an unskilled workman at a small salary. Of course he was promoted as he mastered the Intricacies of the business, but he continued to N. J. live quietly In a modest boarding After the ceremony the bridal party house. Many persons were skeptical ding had been set to permit tbe attendance of the former president, and this was one of his very first social enafter his return from gagements abroad, for he landed In New York only two daya before. Mrs. Snowden Fabnestock, who before her own recent marriage was Miss Elizabeth Dertron, was the matron of honor, and the' bridesmaids were Miss E'hel Roosevelt, Miss Jessie Mllllngton-Drake- , Miss Janetta Alexander, Miss Jean Delano and Miss Harriet Alexander. Rev. Henry M. Sanders, a great uncle of the bride, officiated, assisted by Dr. Gordon Russell of Cran-for- M "4 ?'4 -- Alt tSa. - . . a " "From what?" "I'halacrosls," repeated the doctor. Whereupon everybody sat up and took notice; the attorneys put on a dignified studious air; the honorable court pricked up his ears; one and all centered their gaze upon the defendant, who acquired that reddish tint which proclaimed that at last he had been discovered. "What Is this phalacrosls?" asked the prosecutor. "It is a sort of chronic disease of an Inflammatory nature which affects certain cranial tissues." "Does It affect the mind, cause Insanity, or anything like that?" "Well, I shouldn't wish to answer that question as an expert because I am not posing as an expert; but I have known some persons who were suffering from the disease to become raving maniacs, others merely foolish, some showed destructive and pugilistic ten' dencles, while many others have suf fered for years and never shown any mental abnormalities." "Well, doctor. Just tell the Jury all about this sickness." "I decline to do so. I am not an ex pert In such diseases and was not sum moned here as an expert witness. You will have to call in an expert to answer your question." And there the matter rested. The prosecutor told the Justice and Jury the case waa not of sufficient Importance to warrant the calling of expensive experts and that they would have to Ignore the doctor's testimony as unsupported and unworthy of credence. But the jury promptly acquitted the leading citizen, "because," as the foreman explained. "Doc said there was something the matter with his head; 'phalacrosls he called it." When the prosecutor got back to his office he sought enlightenment, and in his dictionary found the following: "Phalacrosls bald headedness." The doctor also explained, out of court, and the relations between the medical and legal profession In that village are still strained. The Sunday Magazine. L Didn't Know the Purpose. Mark Twain, as an example of unconscious humor, used to quote a IRON WORKS tiartford woman who said one day In 31 STATE STREET, SALT LAKE CITY Gotham-- Will fn.." na-turt- New York. The Fifth Avenue Presbyterian church was the scene of a wedding on June 20 that attracted the attention and Interest of the nation that of Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., and Miss Eleanor Dutler Alexander. tendent's." A large number of prominent peo"Yes?" "Yes; be had the atralghtjacketa ple witnessed tbe ceremony, but naturally the most noticed person in tbe made up in the peek-a-bostyle." church, after tbe bride and groom, was Puck. Col. Theodore Roosevelt, father of the young man who waa entering the state How's This? Tbe date of the wed- Reward tor ant of matrimony. We effrr One Hundred Dollar mi ot catarrh Uial Catarrh I ure. Sit Up Judge and Jury to Refused But Take Notice an Expert as Testify Witness. Made Reside in San Francisco. Soothing. "Hut those extremely violent women lunatics bow do you manage to keep them ao quiet?" "That's an idea of the new superin- PINGREE OPENING JULY 2nd Pingree, Idaho York Girl Are Married in to buo wuiuu is me notter bu self a glass or a bottle of' tv. " It 18 cooling relieves quenches the thirst. WholesT b thn nurest water nrt drink. At noda fountains Si? bonated In bottles r. Send 2c Btamp for booklet "The1 About Coca-Cola- " and the Cocr Baseball Record Dook for 1910 tv OF THE DOCTOR GOT THE BEST ATTORNEY. PROSECUTING Eldest Son of Former President and Pretty New Examine carelully every bottle of CAST01UA, asafoandsure remedy for Infanta and children, and aee that it Tlnnra thn Signature of Years. In Use For Over fj The Kind You Have Always Dou&hL - amj WEDS MISS ALEXANDER a a rrotecnon Against the u When you begin to think i.. ,,tsonal matter between you V OtUHE LAWYER ONE THEODORE ROOSEVELT, JR., Uiz&774tfjM. r MAIN SALT The young who take advice are beyond the need of It Goorge T, Conditional Piety, Two Scotch fishermen, Jam . Sandy, belated and befogged rough water, were In some trepidaHo! lest they should never get again. At last Jamie said: "Sandy, I'm steering, and I yu you'd better put up a bit Of riHu.. . "I don't know how," said Sand ' "If ye don't I'll chuck ye overboard., said Jamie. Sandy began: "Oh, Lord, I aBked anything of ye for fifteen year! and if ye'll only get us safe bacaVTl never trouble ye again, and "Whist, Sandy," said Jamie, --jv boat's touched ahore; don't be b holden to anybody." Short Storlei . Right Name at Last. "Let me show you our latest noitf, ty," said the clerk In the haberdas ery. "Here la the 'north pole' collar button. Named in honor of Cook and Peary." tiuvci mujueu iu niimoroui customer. "They couldn't find a better name for a collar button." "Why not?" "Because it Is ao hard to locate." Not Transferable. Miss A. had on a skirt of delicate fawn color, which the others coveted. "Do bequeath that skirt to me, Mlta A.," said one friend; "it matches a waist of mine exactly." "I don't aee what you want of thli old skirt," Mies A. replied. "It's on Iti last legs now." Success Magazine. It Is quite useless expecting to perfection when we do so little to mote it ourselves. Royston. find pro Cnnitlpatlon . eanaea anil aerlnnilr airontti dlwaix-ait la thomualilr cuml lit In allele. Tin ugar-ograaulaa. nanr f Plrree'e To make pleasures pleasant, them. Buxton. shorten Send postal for Package FREE Free of Paxtine. Better and more economical tban liquid antiseptics F03 ALL TOILET USES. the late spring: Is the dearest fellow. said to him this morning, 'are you very hard up Just now?' leaw "'I certainly am hard up,' he relivplied soberly. 'This high cost of (V ing Is terrible. I don't kuow what I'm going to do.' " 'Then, Jim.' said I. Til give up all 4rU 111,,,,! uiought of going to the country for The ahoTe rircnts one of the many different July and August this year.' designs ot Iron Fence we manufacture "Hut the dear fellow's face changed, cemetery Iota and (iiilille liutMing. Write Inr (Mtalnitit an J irlro. and he said: " 'Indeed, then, you won't, darling. I MK AND WOMEN to learn ill Kiuht Week. WANTED Barber Trade you wanted to buy a hat with thought Reading From Left to Right: Theodore Roosevelt, Jr, Mrs. Roosevelt, Mrs. Tuition, with net of took. 1..Y With partial aet ol tol. Sift. With your own an aigrette or some such foolishness. Longworth. Lars Anderson. tool Mo. Addrma Molar Barber College No, no. my darling Jim can always IS Commercial Htreel, rialt Lake City, I'tuh. find the money to let his dear little was entertained at the homo of the as to whether young Roosevelt would " bride's uncle, Charles it. Alexander. stick to so prosaic an existence, but RUBBER STAMPS h aY khtmaiik wife go to the country.' At least a part of the honeymoon will ho is evidently determined to win his oHKtlKS .Etc. Full A DETERMINED WOMAN Hue Rubber Type Outnt and auiiplie in stock. be spent at Sagamore Mill, the coun- fortune In this sphere. Mall order receive prompt attention. a SALT LAKE STAMP CO., Salt Lake City Finally Found Food That Cured Her. try home of the Roosevelt family at Oyster Hay. Long Island. Later in the Garden Work an Aid to Beauty. "When I first read of the remark- summer the "One of the ectenllsta says coffee young couple will start Working In the garden and picking I deable effects Grape-Nut- s of food, for San Francisco, where Mr. Roose- flowers cause dyspepsia." make gentle exercise that to termined worn secure some." says a velt is to be in charge of the Inter- tends to "I wonder what It la that makes Improve the figure. Many soMo. "At that time ests of the an in Salisbury, firm some of. the people who live In boardcurpet ciety women believe this, and on Long was none kept In this town, but with which he hasmanufacturing there been associated island there as ing houses dyspeptic?" said to be a score of my husband ordered some from a Chi- for some time. women who are resorting to society traveler. cago More Snake River Valley Lands. The love story of the young couple this treatment for health and elas"I had been afflicted with The Dlackfoot North Side Irriga- sudden attacks greatly romance. ticity. Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont spends of cramps, nausea, has been a tion company will shortly place upon and was announced Their . engagement only much time In her garden in Tried all sorts of vomiting. the market 35,000 acres of choice land remedies Mrs. Herbert M. Harrlman and physicians, but obtained last winter and the news was cabled la Idaho, which can he taken up under to Colonel Roosevelt, resulting in the and many others say they delight to temporary relief. As soon as I the Carey net. It Is very rich land only receipt of his approval and pick flowers, aud the question has speedy to use the new food the cramps and la tributary to the new town of began The bride, who Is been raised whether they are not folcongratulations. and never have returned. disappeared of Addison Alex- lowing the advice of a beauty special-1s- t the Plnsrw, on the branch railroad that Henry daughter "My old attacks of sick stomach ts being built from Moreland. It Is were who advises this for health and a little slower to yield, but by ander of New York, is twenty-onthe intention of the company to place continuing the food, that trouble has years old, of a little more than me- the form. "If a woman Is In earnest the land upon the mnrket this fall. disappeared entirely. I am today per- dium height, slender and of very at- about becoming slim," says the beauty Tbls will make close to 60,000 acres fectly well, can eat tractive appearance, having an espe- doctor, "she will use the sumo anything anu In working over a flower bed as She is to be developed in this valley of tts everything I wish, without cially beautiful complexion. paying the ns , will in exercising In a gymnasium. us her famous animated she Snake river. I to. used We that would not penalty Mrs. Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Weeding seems prosaic, but It is ex keep house without Grape-Nuts- . Pointed Paragraphs. whose house guest she was for a time cellent exercise. One of my patients "My husband was so delighted with A man who tells you that he is wise the benefits 1 received that ho has Just before Mrs. Longworth sailed for came to me recently nnd said she wished to develop her Hrnis and her Is otherwise. been recommending Grape-Nut- s to his England to Join her father. I told her to go home shoulders. It'a easier to become a hero than customers and has built up a and reTheodore Roosevelt, Jr., strongly very mower. Sho was startlawn run the It is to hold down the .Job. large trade on the food. He Rells them sembles his father in looks, but is deled at first, but finally she followed Most people think ghosts are white, by the case to many of the leading cidedly reserved and is generally credadvice and it did her a world of but they ore all shades. physicians of the county, who recom- ited with being far less democratic my Trouble Is about the only thing you mend Grape-Nut- s good." than certain other members of the very generally. can find without looking for it. There is some satisfaction in using family. As a boy he rode horseback Was for Forest Conservation. A woman who has a pood figure a really scientifically prepared food." and engaged in all the other outdoor isn't necessarily good at figures. Read the little book. "The Itoad to pursuits of the Juvenile Roosevelt clan Housewife Are you willing to chop A man isn't inevitably a crook be- Wellvillo."ln pkgs. "There's a Reason." at their home at Oyster Hay, and he some wood for your dinner? cause he can't keep liis face straight. Kver the above lei (erf A new took some part In athletics during his Plodding Pete Sorry, mum, but 1 we ai-n- r friiin lime to time. They A man ia always finding fault with course at Oro-to- am a Plnchot man. ftoston school preparatory are i genuine, true, ana full u( hum the weather or his wife's actions. and his collegiate course at Har Interest. "My husband 'Jim,' I .. JllL,.lijS Til lr quick-movin- g South-amtiton- e niUH-cle- sister-in-law- rel n s Romance In a Restaurant. At one of the many restaurants that cater to the smaller purses, two maidens might have been seen sitting sid,. by side. They not onlv mlcht bavn been, but they were. One sat in a radiant ecstasy that transfigured her whole face, while the food on her plate was scarcely touched. The other seemed to value the edibles at their true worth. "You through?" said the first languidly. "Another oyster sandwich' Have all you wftnt to. He says to me' he says: 'You're the only girl I care for,' he says." it was now evident that she was buying a listener with a luncheon. "You through?" she asked again. TU? 1 should say: Just tell her" the waitress. "He say's he never see the girl he thought as much uo minus or me. vi Likes me more'n any girl he ever see. Ice cream? Sure. Tellhor" Not till the listener had made a good luncheon and "his- had sayings been thoroughly rehearsed did the girls rise, nnd the one for whom there rmum mo ...... nent thnt t10Vm- un.. "11 ....m nr urn pmu the bill! New York tnmine. .... - Queen's Paste Gems. The tow.-- of London Is i.ni,.rr extensive alterntlina. The crown jew. vis. noun (.standing rumors to the contrary, a uutiL't.fin .,,,.1. tl tm iijiiiiuuiinnu nr n. .!... , tow- near the Ikirkstonc stairway, which o the secret rhambi.r where "; r 'HR'-iie- !.?. I he Rank of " breath ; dean, white, I teeth anUaeptically clean mouth anj throat nurifiea the breath germ-fre- e after tmoking diipela all disagreeable perspiration and body odors mucn appreciated by dainty women. A quick remedy for sore eyes and catarrh. A little Paxtine oowder oV solved ia a glra of hot water make a delightful anturptie solution, cosieuina extraordinary 1 cleansing, germicidal and heal ing power, and absolutely nann less. Try a Sample. 50c Urge bos at druggists or by mail r-- THCPAXTON TOILCT CO.. Boston. Mate. I W. L. DOUGLAS SHOES 5, 4, S3.50, 3, $2.50 & 2 TH FOR uueen " suppoHedlv Th- STANDARD 30 YEARS. Ktilllona ol man wear W l Douglas shoea because they are the low-a- rt prices, quality coit sidarad, i the world. Made upon henor.of the Mat Uathara. b tha mort skilled workmen, la aU the latest laahiona. W. L Doudaa aad 14.00 , hoe. 15.00 iq Custom Bench Work aosting $6.00 to $8.00. BuytShon, tX$2. SO&fl '"rr's Te ...UJ t"r.Itain.n."'"""r,"r w' ntm,s 2M "''' Ms ':r,pt on ,n th.lr Talus txrttom. b stanilns JooS t". It tut! Color A'vWfc II - lo.ilssh.wa. . ,l,1tun"f'lfwMalHrr.U-r!aial...sl.-V"lMTd.ui','T- '.IT inland sn,l.,r the famous Oulllnan dil mnnrlu uM,.t, " Gives one a sweet m" "Hues ontr-w-l dire. A Welcome Gift for Any Man NO STROPPING NO HONING - fac, , w" .1,. , mi ft never worn the jPWi.l The great cllamon.l . u. .., ., rnl ut,... Inn . "u.-thys- t WORLD OVSR . 1 unuo i Amsterdam queen decline lo weUr tlu. re M one tor fear of lnsleg It. ben the Wak-fie- ld tower opened o visitors ihe model 0 ng.in 111(5 t'lllHflnn ulll. ...ice more velvet cushion. The ,,.,.,gleamr. ..." , " " n uivuriio K Hl' HI'! and pearls -- Known Tub HOWARD F. RIIRTftU - T" HB.J'snmt . an... ; v ASSAYKK rin i" "r,r V"rl l'uaie ymir Idrns. Kit in PATENT ailvlro is.ramaia.Riii mi, i.rM AND CHS M 1ST. Oota. Iart.il liValllnl SmiT 11,1 "'ton ppllratlr1"' aoiii'itee. l.eaasuwi Natluuai Hank. UoM, Hirer, : f'i"?;, Met Zi ne nr ir boos and KKiiii)iiRn.-- S.HmIiIIm,u.v. "ClThompton'sEyiWaiir |