Show No Slang for Her Slip mo a brace of cackles ordered or-dered the cheatylooklng man with a bored air as Jio perched on the first stool In tho lunchroom A what asked the waitress as she placed a glass of water before him Adam and Eve flat on their backs A pair of sunnyslders said the young man In an exasperated tone You got me kid returned tho waitress Watcha want Eggs up said the young man Eggs the kind that come before the hen or after I never knew which Why didnt you sy so in the first place asked the waitress Youd a had em by this time Well of all things said the young man I knew what he was drlvln at all the time began tho waitress as tho young man departed But hes ono of them fellers that thinks they can get by with anything He dont know that theyre using plain English now in restaurants |