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Show r . I The Spahish Fork Press The Produce Market EITHER A FIB OR A I Probate and Cuardlansblp MIRACLE Notices, HACK The Shoe Repair Man IVhimiII OousW C'lr or em for turibr Inforiniuiu" and TRANSFER Special Rates to TliMtrlcal Companlts Butter seems to be trying to break Old Shellback Had Not Well Weighed His Words Before Recounting a worlds record for hcigth and appears SOTICS TO CHSMTOM rHiVREl.L'S OLD STAND Ind. Phone' '30-- 1 Marvelous Tale. Spauinh Fork, Ut ELISHA WARNER, fUBLIHHER to have the aviators on the run. The of voucher EWU) "Vr 'm. wild HDBHCKIITION remain and oats on m barley wheat, li. price Ob ier. Hear Admiral Rogers of the nay s or before tne PAYABLE 1! ADVANCK steady, notwithstanding the threshing tells the following story of a converAdrntaMratrts of season is on in full blast. sation he heard between two old drlWT'H"WK .DO bushel.. sailors: ( WESLEY'S WORK IN GEORGIA Wheat, per 1.10 UANSKW, Awwwy "It was a rat chip' I was sallln' In fcUA-Bailey, per cwt 1.60 said one of the shellbacks. " I" that Oats trip," TlX KSmTOHtf Ths Great Methodist's Motto, "Bt "One of the dlngdest rat ships 1 ever 1.10 Bran bow Diligent," Was His Rule of Action It In from rate whs 1.20 i knew; They " " .'. will Shorts ut MmNh Consistently Adhered To. to stern, rn's In the hold. In the galRegistered Opticiai .20 Eggs, per dozen .... In In the fo'caatle, In the steerage, ley. e.36 . One of Weiey's rules, Inherited Butter Separator. Any Lens Duplicated the old man's room everywhere. dVVWr OAY.' AJmlsUnwr of the .14 Sutihfuction Guaranteed from early Oxford days and banded Hens, per lb Rats. Kothln' but. OFFICE AT HOTEL CHARLOTTE down to his "helpers" In later days RooBters, per pound .07 "Dime by It got so bod we had to mna thi- - "n dillepnti never be Spring Chickens, per pound .17 put In an' get them off. 8o we booked trlfilnKly employed." Ills own output Potatoes, 1.20 bushel ........ HOTItHTOlHieWTDH up to a dock and fumigated. I was per of solid work in Georgia was eitraor . .... .. HISfiiti . t l...lif H. B. Uai.k Jas.' L. 11 alios on deck an' I saw them rats leavin' .12 butmel Corn per three "- -. least at mastered . lie . Will mrnnn dinary 1 it. l'rIIUtrl counted 'm. They was fifteen " u ih. : undrlned: ut Wtn.v laneimefs nnd taneht two. He built million of 'em." Rest Made Easy a housefenced and planted a garden .v.Fifteen million?" aaked the oucr. i'e'i ;:vi7 felled trees nnd helped to make roads a lot o' rats! Are you "Ain't that A Lr'KKM Be Lesa frujj tiwnejr. Will TAKE ONE Sleeplessness sure?" "" Me compiled and published the first There Co. 'lrt publication. )wy OF THESE Fork When KcRllfh In the People Spanish hymn book ever used LITTLE "Sure? Yes. I'm sure. They was Lt am this TABLETS 'hurrh. and nrerared a second, trans Half block vast of Commercial IUuk fifteen million rats, and I counted "em. AND THE tntfnc hymns, composing others and Can't rest at night with bad back, More than that, every rat weighed MADE. QUITE A DIFFERENCE PAIN A lame, a weak or an aching one. fripptlns from the best sources. half a pound. They was big, fat It CONE. Jf you want supplies, fixture, difficult and He He had a Ion, wide Declared Doan'a Kidney Tills are fir bad backs sassy ones. I'nKtellln'." Man Stout Emphatically Anti-Pai- n or anything in the elecwiririf Miles' one In the library of the London and use Dr; million n every "Klftce "I rats, was Not a Pillow, tut upon They cure every form of kidney ilU, drawn trical I line, a all found office colonial map, get ur .wtimatev Pills for Neuralgia, LaGrippc Some Occasions From common backache to diabetes. weighed half a pound, and they seven That's 1 intend came off trobnbly by an early eighteenth cen don't your ship. and all pains. Best Goods Lowest Trices They are endorsed by Spanisn Fork million and a half rr survey officer, which reproducer pounds of rats. for I find After be had roughly !iat:en off the without them, be to bounded people. Wc!Vr's Anifrlcsn circuit, Say. Jim. what was the tonnnge of head of the third belated paeuper Mrs. William Cox, Second Ward, that ready relief in them for everybv the Pavannnb river and eiten 'In, train wb" bud ship?" on the a I t'-- ib Florida f of tn the rentiers thing I use them for." the Spanish Fork, Utah, says;"Since "Oh. about 150 tons." Judge. sorplt repose on his shoulder, loud MRS. L. F. MILLER, rvltnry of ruthless woods, swemr publicly recommended Doan'a Kidney voire atout man proclaimed In a ;i:cl savannahs: a seacoast sttiriderl Pills in August 1907, 1 have taken them SMALL DOUBT SHE HEARD IT on....nh n l.a huap.l llV V t I'Vb('(lT in 120 W. 6th St., Davenport, la. IS KING 1th n rerfe'l labyrinth of Islands a"d on different occasions and they have al the car that the next Hire anybody . and estuaries river ed by me relief. You may con- Under the Circumstances Policeman went to sleep with his head pit On foot or fh pettlawgas arrl ways given Get A White Sewing Machine "In my family Dr. Miles' on his rl oulder be would give uso to tinue Might Be Pardoned for Doing my statement At one ce"t bust be worked his parish, "' he for Anti-Pai- n Pills are used a Little Murmuring. head a good punching, that's wbut SATISFACTION GUARANTEED irave'iie In all winds and weathers time I Buflered from a complication of colic and other would do head headache, The troubles. : nd ferdlnn pain through my sparsely shrelief "Really, Jane," remonttratcd her The stout man's wife said: "Kb ' EASY TERMS pains, and always give W'r?M-e-In his cloak, be slept on was almost unbearable at times and I mistress, "you must learn to be more ah, James llon't get so violent " once." at v rrmind. or on deck, drenched with had such acute attacks of rheumatism careful, and test the eggs' before you See fr write "Violent ?" said the stout man "I've THOS. R. FOWLER lr. i rid r'glit dews, his clothes some-- and lumbago that I was, unable to sleep mix them In the Now. a a I'm no pillow. pudding! to violent e right C. N. frozen to the earth: fordlne well The kidney secretions were good way of testing Is to tske an egg I'm no R. D. No. 3, Dunn. fratmr bed. If anyboily thinks wh 'ver Sold by druggists lonlng his way In swamp" scant and distressing in passage and In your hand, swing It around a few I am. Juki and I'll every"; on come him let are authorized to return price of flret rrnver and Breaching to ir:tt'!n ear to it then benefit. and disordered times, fall your ff to to place show him" they packaoe every symprom pointed at the home of Ernoet PnivkUttik t tanwr and Indian traders and boat MILE? MEDICAL CO.. Elkhert. Ind. me relief until If It gives out a pleasant, murmuring 'next station two women 4 At Nothing the gave kidneys. and snd praying men, f InKing reading .u s I commenced taking Doan a Kidney sound you may then be quite sure that came in r.nd found seals near the is sin iimi as tttt n riEm hs he went, observing all his rules. It Is fresh and good." man Presently the younger sr.d ttout no time, evangellxing every Pills. Of course, at my age, I could Like a dutiful cook. Jane promloed nod. Light to Banish Sorrow. Particular People's Priatir. man. wonan or child he met with. scarcely expect a permanent cure but In future to obey her mistress" In prettier of the two began to head. . hert dwells Lower where the and lower Sorrow drooped for the know a of to infinite tenderness is with it same remedy and there that r.ir'ng structlons. gratifying night Priiied Pnperly Preii nnd coon ll lound a substantial real Bun hit nut Florlds Tlies l'nlon j !ck the boml slave of Jesus Thrift. that can bo relied upon to bring relief . was hot baked curtard for dinner. man sun. stout sai The liTce.j he friend and pastor of lonely col Doan'a Kidney Pills have never failed At least, there was to have been hot o vrry stIP :id he sit that his wtfe From "The Journal of John to i.ptsit 1 feel baked custard. Hut at the crucial mo reason and me for that him help " by Nehemlah Curnock. In Veiv ment Jane appeared upon the scene wondered wliat had happened to She leaned over and looked past his justified in praising them." 1. . .y to tear a show but with nothing For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents bulky frame to find out. Her face rtalned face. Foster-Milbu- rn sole New York, Co., TOLD OF "JIMMY" WHISTLEH "Well. Jane?" anxiously Inquired her flushed. "Why. James." she said, Indignantly, mistress. agents fjr tha Unite! States. Remember the hume Doan's-a- nd "Please, mum." gasped the saddened "don't you remember what you said Cteentrle Artist Had His Own Way take no other. servant, "there's a little somethlnv a little while ago about punching of Doing Things, and His Friends a head on your shoulthe egg heads? There's gone wrong. I was Submitted. ' It der now " as you told me. and When the digestion is ail light, the "Ik therer said the stout man round, wben It slipped out of my hand Whistler was extremely frugal and action of the bowt-- regular, there is and blessed If It didn't biff my police- meekly ; "1 hadn't noticed it." abstemious. He ate and drank most It was apparent then that If there a natural craving end reliah for tood. man tn the eye as he was watchln' moderately of the plainest fare. . He s liked dainty dlrhes and a rare old When this is lacking joi may know me through the window. An', pleax. was any head punching to.be done B S -I V MNHT. wlno, but hud a horror of the "groan that you need a done of Chamberlain's mum." concluded the cook, breaking somebody besides the stout man .would down utterly, "1 think It was a good have to do It ing board" at huge set feasts and 'or .Stomach and ' Liver Table. s. They i 'James!" said his wife egg. too, for I listened, and I heard imsignificantly mat banquets. He could cook quite strengthen the digebtive crans, a tnurraurin' on. quite a loud rour He wriggled uneasily until the head decently himself, and sometimes made prove the appetite and egulate the was g'ntly dislodged, then the stout murln', mum!" an omelette or scrambled eeps. bu' bowels. Sold by all dealers. :r.an and bis wife changed places. these culinary feata I never saw per , Poet Had a "Cinch." formed. His famous Sunday lunch Poets, as a rule, are not good bust eons were always late In being served Bess men. buf an exception Is one nf outrageously delayed without appar Revelations. a little group of writers and artists ent cause. It was no uncommon You never know how many figures who dine every evening together and thing for us to wait an hour, or even talk shop. '.The poet very often read can be carried In the head until you two, for the eges.' fish, cutlets, and a solicitor talk, the verses ha las composed, and some bear a sweet dish, ot which the meal con Jaila, penitentiaries and the gallows times the comment nut lor g'a or hear FOR GOOD PAINTING are not ewt slsted. A bottle of very ordinary are built ior mose wno re ruse to live t a . aJ t msai cakes. Atchl.on (Kan.) G ote frVtaft 17 IsaUT Ofwl SkrilVtin Ka ex urnvtfr laitf a f. mats uaurrius. rotten, white wine was our only drink. The .. niRi on nearlng one of whole thing was. In fact, an "arrange unto themselves. Walk in the straight c'airae these effusions recently ment" Just a color scheme In yellows and narrow path and at all times be "I'll bet you fire dollars I can sell li RCC3RDC MADE BY GUJflESS to match hi old por able to read your title clear. There is a law in this state compelling people to to a magasln." replied the eelaln and bis poet. dining have printed wrappers on their butter. The waiter was made, and the artli Men of the Coast room Artillery Prove wise use and Some imagine they are a Since then the poet has made HLs furniture was limited to the rubber in this case the ink will lost They Know How to Use Their stamp, ' barest necessaries, and frequently too off-sJ" . unto the butter and probably several similar bets with his scoff Ins . , Werpons." few of tho.e. Indeed some wit made poison it, hence it doesn t nil the law. friends and has won them all. He wa T-j BLUE INK chuckling over It to an outsider the what he called his "standing joke BUTTER WRAPPER A remarkable record was made by about poor Jimmy's dearth of seats: can be handled only with it printing other day. "Tn must have wonder Comrany 115 of the Coast Artillery ful confidence Is the merit of your and once I heard Dick (Coraey) Grain press and is guaranteed not to on-sCorps at Fori Rosecrans. Cal., recent1:4 hours after The at We, work." said the rank outsider printing. say, when rhaklrg bands before a Sun ly. :Fotr shots were fired from a batSpanish Fork Press Office, have won an "Confidence, nothing." laughed the tery of two Glad enviable day luncheon: "Ah, Jimmy! guns at n ta:gt?i with the people in reputation I never to see you playing to such a full poet. "I couldn't lose fiO feet long, which 30 hi?h' read feet by s tne butter that paper, printing only a poem to those fellows house!" glaring around the studio reason we ret the business. until 1 have was moving at the rate of eight first sold it!" In with his targa. protruding nn hour, at a ''1st a nee of about five eyes search of something to sit on. miles away. All four shots were fired Lost Main Border Line. "What do you mean?" said Whistler in a rcrlod of 1 minute and 20 sec of George. Speaking Is a There curious "Standing room only," replied the all nnd passed through a rectang'e alont; onds, tr.Ixup that said Is George Washington actor From an article la the Metro- - wasIt the border where South Thoiuasion 9 feet high by 42 feet wide, three of henpecked. It Is a pleasure to be ro'itan Magazine. and St. George adjoin owing to the them striking the target and the henpecked by come women. Rochesof anybody to (ind any record, fourth passing four yards to the left , ter Herald. survey or other means of determines of It. The remarkable accuracy of THE SECRET OF JOURNALISM t where the line Is. The location this firing, ran be appreciated when be determined within half a u.ne. ii is reansea inai a circle with a Office Boy Discovered It and Met the NOT FITTED TO MAKE RULIftt and there are many hundred acres of radius of eleven yards at the target ' Usual Reward That Awaits 1 1 York Jurist Refused to See Con land and many homesteads of which would Includall the shirts. ... the Pioneer. On the same date. Company 52 of! nobody knows whether they are In St sets Tried Cn In Legal Dispute or 8outb Tbomaaton One the CcBFt Artl'lery Corps at Fori Ro:l-- ; George Before Him. They have n offlce boy on a New gentleman wfco has paid taxes and man. Mass., f.red four shots from an York newspaper or. they had one, vufed In St. George all his lite, in- eight-Inct battery at a, SO by rather, as the tenure of office boys in iicaiiy, laoies. you must excue us that be does not now know material target which was moving at newspapers average about two weeks me. I know nothing whatever ato.tt forms where-hlives. His property ani the rate of five miles an hour at a dls- who was the staff's despslr Not corsets and If that awful-lookinbar. have been assessed both tance of about four miles from the poll by that this Is distinguishing or definite: ness you lay before me Is a latter-daAll four shots were but this boy's llteralness and stupidity corset then I don't wonder that the towns, both threaten to sell him out battery firing. were the last words In those office plaintiff refuses to wear them and tor taxes If, be doesn't pay. He pos- bits, and the first shot ut the raft of wants her money back. Please con- itively refuses to pay taxes In br.ih the material target In two,.' A circle boy arts. 540.00 to LOS ANGELES and return. until with n radius of fifteen yarrfs at the Tickets on sa!o daily It was Eddie's duty to empty the tinue this case In a civil court. No. I towns, and (or the present, him can he where would tell Include lives, all the shots. The target Good returning until October 3 1 st. exchanges from the two large mail positively refuse to allow the young somebody will not pay In either. Rocklauu Interval between the shots was 36; bags every morning, spread thrm, and women to don those $30.00 to LOS ANGELES and return. Tickets seconds. Harper's Weekly. Opinion. the to on sale July 25- exchange hlngs in my court." carry them upstairs editor's room. Invariably he would Thus spoke Magistrate Carlow. who 28, August 30, September 7, Slight- September 24-3lay tbera upside down, so the scissors s a modest man, when he flatly rely higher rates for tickets rnd paste man would have to turn used to decide the Issue as to returning via San Francisco Portland. them himself. whether or not the ample figure of a "Why do you do that. Eddie?" asked .ouDg woman plaintiff would look the Vxchnnge editor one day. his p' nore comfortable In a No. 19 or a No. tlcnce gone. "I can't read the papers '8 corset, says a Pittsburg Dispatch's that way. Do you know why you have Mew York correspondent to bHng these newspapers up here? with Pullman Standard and Miss Mabel Connolly. In making Tourist Sleepers. Dining Cars . "Yes. sir." answered truthful Ed ilaborate preparations for her Easter C and Tree Reclining Chair Cats. die Snortestand best ronteto ollet, purchased a pair of corsets "Welir "rom Mrs. Callsher. Miss Connolly " TairSe Mr. Jones tells me to." was positive that she selected a pair Do you c No. "No. no! Good heavens! your local agent for tickets and inrormalion or address 19s, but when she arrived at her know what newspapers arrfor? Do home she discovered that No. ISa bad J. H. MANDLRHLLD, Asst. you know why they're printed?" been given her. It was Impossible, she Gen. Pass. Agent, "Yes. sir. To sell." said,' to squeeze Into the new corset SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH They don't argue any more with because It was a one. Eddie. They Just fired htm, although and Miss hips are not of i the literary editor, who shared the that build. Connolly's She hurried back to Mrs. room with the exchange editor, main Callsher and f 17T after a dispute Mrs. tains that Eddie's answer was the best Callsher refused to long an make of many possible ones. Sunday IVKKKLY Iln' RSraw" It's Easy to pi r VI. StopPam nnce Jones . The Spanish Fork Wh.' Electric Supply h. after-ml(lnlt:- THE .WHITE All Pain , frc ARTHUR COOK tj - lnfii it-- 1 . . HE MISSED SOMETHING S?V. GOOD vV V By Not Taking His Home Paper Butter Wrapper Day is Saturday Profit by this Poor Man's Mistake e wo-na- n rec-lpe- GET s i "blue-and-whit- . et ten-Inc- , The SHmml'MiuL's Pjuhts Jex Lumber Company win-no- h e g ' California Summer Excursions ' cruel-lookin- 0. WANTED 2 THROUGH TRAINS DAILY REAL ESTATE TO LIST FOR SALE 'long-hipped- " Persons desiring to sell real estate, apply at the office of Attorney EKas Hansen. fWe Have a Number of Prospective Buyers GOLDFIELD AND TONAPAH iee ..TrrnMr' itc nn uAim JUD fKIINllu, uj uj iuuk Lowest Prices Best Work |