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Show It is Timo TALES BETZVIIXE Now ea be thinklmt whit you ara going lobuy lot Chrlatmas. Writ lie a tin and sat In teueh with tha now thlnia In Jewalry and allvar loodaabaolutlay guarantaod and arloaa bottom. We taka ua each lattar eraenally. T aa a a saaaaawsaaai a aa aaa mm Rocco Mackintosh Sy ElliS ALT Ult( ri'ftMM CIT and His Two Natures Is PJjs Ef c PETER NEWELL There never was a time when people paid as much attention to their health and strength as they do now. Time was when fine stock and fine horses were fed more carefully than . human beings. The result of properly balanced rations has worked wonders with stock and recent experiments are proving that the same thing Is true of mankind. It has been found that Quaker Oats eaten often and regularly taking the place of heavy, greasy foods will work wonders In the health and strength of a family. School children fed frequently on Quaker Oats thrive physically and are always capable of the best work at School. For athletes, laborers, It Is the best food.. One of the attractive features of Quaker Oats Is the perfect way it is packed. Besides the regular size package there Is the large size 10 family package. A Clev'elnad TRAIN SERVICE. ADDITIONAL. Commencing December 1. the San Pedro, Ijos Angeles ft Salt Lake rail-oa- d company will Inaugurate additional tra'.n service between Los Angeles and Salt Lake, as follows: No. 3. westbound, leaves Salt take 9:00 a, m., arriving In Los Angeles next day at about 10.00 a. m. No. 3, eastbound, leaves Los Angeles 2:00 p, m., arriving at Salt take about 4:00 p. m. next day, connecting with through trains of the D. ft iC O., O. S. 1 and U. P. The equipment will constse of, temporarily, westbound No. 3, Standard sleepe from Butte,' Standard sleeper from Salt Lake, tourist sleeper from Kansas City via Union Pacific, Diner, chair car, coach and baggage car. Eastbound. No. 4, equipment will consist of Standard sleeper to Butte, Mont, via O. S. L. Standard sleepe to Denver via D. A R. O., Standard sleeper to Salt take City, dining car, chair car, coach and baggage car. Sport "Come, M us got off this afternoon and go to the automblle races." are for automobile "Oh," I don't racing. It doesn't make any difference to me which kind of a car Is the fastest." "But cinch killed." . that Isn't It It Is almost a that several people will be What It Was. "I bad an awful case of nightmare last night I dreamed I was 'being run over by an automobile." "That was not a nightmare. It was a case of wheels In your sleep." Why He Wished to Go. During the recent strike of street In Omaha a railway employees teacher In one of the schools there noticed that a small boy seemed to be very nervous. The Omaha Bee vouches for the statement that the child, after having asked to be and on being asked to explain why he wished to leave school, ald: "I gotta help the kida grease the tracks." Not until we find out whether Omaha has an attraotive baseball team or not shall we be able to decide as to tue truth or falsity of the boy's statement Startling Encouragement. "Was Amelia's father encouraging when you went to ask him for her handT" "Not very He asked me to put the proposal in writing so I couldnt back out as all the others did." Baltimore American. Encore. he maniod in haste. repent at IclsuroT" , "So "No; he repented In Did he haste, tool" Where f "'Hold your tongue and you may pass for a philosopher,' says an Italian proverb." "But where can you point to anybody who got rich being a philosopher?" Life's Many Trials. "I waa sorry to hear of the death of your aunt Ah, Ufa la full of worries." "Yes, indeed. Just fancy having to go to Paris for the funeral this hoi weather." Bon Ylvant The Goose How times change, to be sure. I have never seen the fox such good friends with a duck before. .." Taking Care of Yourself. PATENTS How He Knew. In an assault and battery case tried In a Cleveland court, the prosecuting witness testified at length that the defendant had knocked him senseless and had then kicked him for several minutes. "If this man's attack rendered you unconscious," demanded the magistrate, "how Is it that you know he kicked you when you were down?" This quetion eeraod to floor the witness. He was lost In reflection for some moments; then, brightening, he ' replied: "I know It, your honor, because that's what I would have ace to --Am If I'd got him down." Circle Maga-cine- . WALL George S. CrowelL 1109 Broadway, AaVics a ta attnrt ability aaa Practdara FREE apoa raqaait. (ketch aW eWiptioa af yaw lavealiea. Harry J. Reblaiee, AKaraay at Law vA SalicHar ai falcate, 304-- 1 Je( Beildiaf , Salt Laka City Mora Protection Desired. minister, frequently called out of the city, had always arranged for some one to stay with his wife and little girl during bis absence. Recently, however, he was called away so suddenly that he bad no opportunity to provide a guardian. The wife was very brave during Ihe early evening, but after dark had fallen her courage began to fall. ' She stayed up with her little girl till tu.r was no excuse for staying longer, and then took her upstairs to bed. "Now go to sleep, dearie," she said, "iton't be afraid. God will protect " you." "Yes, mother," answered the little girl, "that'll be all right tonight, but next time let's make better arrange' ments. Cleveland Press. . . ON MEMORY'S Helena, Mont, says: "I was troubled with a disordered condition of the kid- Parker Bailer. RWSTRATED By fl UTAH PICTURE Kidney Dlssase Shows Many Painful and Unplsasant Symptoms. mmmmmmKmmimmmmmammmwmmmmmmmmmmmmammmmmmtm 3a Atdhor oFPids 1 A GREAT ANNOYANCE. STRANGE COMPANY. neys, some backache and irregular passages of secretions. At times I was obliged to get up out of bed at night, and the urine was unnatural in appearance. On the advice of a friend I Uncle Well, Tommy, how was your Doan's Kidney Pills and ! procured this term? report began using them. This remedy helped I call feel it yet, uncle. ; Nephew me at once, strengthened my kidneys and corrected the disordered condiThe Dollar 8lgn. tion." ., When It came time for Mrs. Bluffer, Remember the same Doan's. ' Sold to pack her trunk and depart from the by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster resort where she had spent many Mllburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. pleasant days, where she had been the cynosure of all eyes, where she ' Had a 8ure Thing. An Individual, well known on the had flirted and gossipped (and been Berlin Bourse for his wit, one morn- gossiped about), she visited the proing wagered that he would ask the prietor. "I've Just received a check for $50 same question of 60 different persons from my husband," she told him. "You and receive the same answer from each. The wit went to first one and will honor It, won't you?" The proprietor bowed and rubbed then another, until he had reached the his hands. number of 60. And this is how he "My dear Mrs. Bluffer," he ventured. won the bet: He whispered half auhonor it but will fall dibly to each: "I say, have you heard "I will not only that Meyer has failed?" "What down and worship it." Meyer?" queried the whole 60, one Good Reason for Marrying. after another, and it was decided that A young couple developed such in- -' the bet had been fairly won. compatibility of temper that six Her 8ad Finish. years after marriage they carried their "Did you ever know a girl to die for difficulties to the divorce court Their love?". little Cherry was very much concerned "Yes.'' through all the trouble. "Did she Just fade away and die beshe said, thoughtfully, "Well," cause eome man deserted her?" "when I grow up I should never marry "No; she Just took in washing and if it wasn't that I want a father for worked herself to death because the my children," Success Magazine. man she loved married her." After our subtlest analysis of the Philosophy. mental processes we must still say Billy Ma, does it do you any good that our highest thoughts and our best to spank me? deeds are all given to us. George Mother No, my son; it hurts me to Eliot v Embarrassing. Not only the houses of the Mexicans, but whatever you admire Is If you express a sentiment yours. of approbation of anything, the owner at once says: "Senor, it Is yours;" but he simply Intends something flattering, and you are therefore not expected to accept anything that Is offered to you. An amusing story Is told of Sir Spencer St John, the English ambassador, which illustrates how this national courtesy often provokes embarrassment. Sir Spencer, who Is a gallant old bachelor, was promenading with some ladies In the park, when be met a nurse girl with a dolt . bright-eye- d baby. The ladles stopped Billy Then don't you think It's to admire the little one, and Sir Spen- rather foolish to be hurting the two cer asked whose child it was. "Senor, of us and not benefiting any one? it Is your own," replied the nurse, with Honor Where Honor Is Due. a courtesy. Sir Spencer has never InFirst Golfer Well done, old chap! the full confidence of the quired as to the parentage of pretty That's the longest ball I've seen you of the World and the Commendation of children since. drive yet! the most eminent physicians it was essenMind Over Matter. I'm afraid the Second Golfer At Length He Put His Knee on His Cheat, and Pinning Himself Down Thus, "Much may be done," said the Acute credit's not all mine. A beast of a tial that the component parts of Syrup He Seized His Ear In Hie Teeth and Bit Until He Cried for Mercy. Observer, "by an authoritative voice. wasp touched me up in the middle of of Figs and Elixir of Senna should be says to a dog: 'Come my swing. Punch. The most permanently uncomfort- he was going to the cross roads to see Now, If a mannote known to and approved by them; thereof absolute authorwith a here!' whether the $100 had been put under able man In Betzvllle is Rocco Mackimcomes feel in his next fore, the California Fig Syrup Co. The time that the swallowing voice, you dog intosh, and It Is all due to his two na- the stone as he had advised himself to ity sensation, the sure eiim of sore throat, mediately." a full statement with every package. do. his a saw When he Inherited from which he himself take tures, Hamlina Wizard Oil immediately "Yes," said the Traveler, "I've no- gargle vith three parta water. It will aave you The perfect purity tnd uniformity of proparents. From his mother, who was dagger In his band he knew he must ticed it. And It Is especially marked days and perhaps weeks of mUery. be prepared for the worst and that Rosa Galluccl, he inherited the duct, which they demand In a laxative In oriental peoples. Why, when I was he had a cruel Italian nature to deal nature of Italy, and from his some the , reason girls Probably In a man I heard say (proedy of an ethical character, are assured father, Sandy Mackintosh, he inher- with. So he took bis shotgun In the withKhallsandjharo, that authoritative note In his make such a fuss when a fellow steals ited the cautious nature of a Scot other hand and sallied forth, bound, the Company's original method of mantone: 'Oh, king, live forever, and Im- a kiss la because they are afraid be by and while both these natures are ex- at all costs, to protect himself. back. it won't ufacture known to the Company onlv. give lived forever." the king But hardly had he stepped outside mediately cellent they do not mix well, and In In Success .The of California are used in the Wells, Magazine. Carolyn figs the door he not mix did weakened. than Rocco Mackintosh they What FOR DKEI SKATEI COLD and wmctia, Aili'D'n I.uuii Ha Hum all other remiHlL-of at all. They remained at all times after all, was $100 as compared with rrlmhl production Syrup of Figs and Elixir ol Thin full. uld medicine been tut !! bat Father Was an Invalid. overeOyeara. Ka.6lic.ll.UU boll lea. AUaealere. Senna to promote the pleasant taste, but distinctly separate, like the streaks bis life? He went back into the been a hard day in the field, had It bouse and took ten bills from and father and son were of fat and lean In a piece of bacon. The average man is satisfied with the medicinal principles are obtained from very hungry. Three weeks ago last Wednesday his sock, and went out again. Ho The only things eatable on the table his past if it is past finding out plants known to act most beneficially. Rocco woke with his hot Italian na- walked to the crossroads and tucked were 12 very apple dumplings. large ture in the saddle, so to speak, and an the money under the stone, and then The father had consumed ten while Dr. Pleree'e Pellet, small, ar to To get its beneficial effects always buy taka as candy, rwfalate and Invigorate atwuaab, to see back came stood behind what a tree him the genuine manufactured by the Calidesire 1K not upon buwoU. overpowering gripe. the boy was eating one, and then both Uverand to write a Black Hand letter, so he sat would happen. In a minute or so he reached fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sals for the one remaining. A little learning makes a bore down and began to write one, but laid his shotgun on the ground and the "you farmer, pleaded by all leading druggists. "Son," tiresome. doubly when he waa about half through his stole slowly toward the flat stone. the last apple dumpling take wouldn't cautious Scotch nature warned him Glancing cautiously around, he lifted lrom your poor sick pa, would you?" that he was doing a very dangerous the stone, picked up the $100 and Success Magazine. Into was his discovered with a he if slipped it pocket thing, and that he might be taken to court and made cruel Italian chuckle of glee. Undoubtedly Not. At that moment his stanch Scotch to pay a fine. But when he decided Capt. Jerome, while visiting CoL When cold winds blow, biting frost not to write a Black Haud letter, his nature rebelled. Never would he be Hlgginson, took a derringer from the ts down is in the air and warm Italian nature rebelled and in- robbed In this manner! With a cry of table, and asked: "This thing loadthe the deaden he dashed for the and write the he letter. So, anger fires, then the sisted that chimney shotgun, ed?" But before the colonel could to placate both bis natures he wrote at the very moment that he laid his reply the weapon was discharged, tho the letter and addressed it to himself. band upon It his left hand drew the trig- bullet tearing away one of the fingers e Then he took the letter to the ger. Then ensued a terrific struggle, of the visitor. The colonel, who Is In which his Italian nature had all and mailed It widely known on account of his exWhen his Mackintosh nature re- the advantage. Try as he would he treme politeness, bowed gracefully, ceived the letter the next morning he was always too close to himself to and rejoined: "Not now, my dear (Equipped with Smokeless Devloe) Never be- use the shotgun, while the dagger was ' was very much excited. captain." fore had he received a threatening let- Just the weapon to use at close quarshows its sure heating power by Chloroform Zoo Animals. ter, and It made him properly angry, ters. With a groan he dashed the steadily supplying just the heat that The practice of cutting the claws of is needed for comfort. but he swore that, no matter what shotgun from him, and closed in happened, he would not put $100 upon himself. Again and again he the more ferocious animals of the The Perfection Oil Heater Is unaffected wrested the dagger from himself, only London zoological garden has recently under a stone, as the letter commandweaiher conditions. It never fails. No by ed him to do. Instead he went out to have it wrested away again. At been greatly facilitated by chloroformsmoke no smell just a genial, satisfying and borrowed a shotgun from Uncle length he put his knee upon bis chest ing the animals. Heretofore It was heat. The new Aahdod Clute, so as to be ready for and pinned himself down thus, he done by sheer force by a squad of seized his ear In bia teeth, and bit un- men, the animal being first secured the worst til be cried for mercy. Then, putting by ropes. aftero'clock that four about Along noon his Italian nature took hold of his hand In his pocket he pulled out CAREFUL DOCTOR the wick being turned too high ' him and he sat down and wrote a the ten bills and put them in his pockpreven's Prescribed Changs of Food Instead of et. had He Kemoved in an instant. triumphed. ten times to letter himself, threatening Drugs. All the way home his proud Scotch worse than the first, and mailed it to nature gloated on this unequaled Solid brass font holds quarts of oil sufficient to give out a glowing heat himself. It takes considerable courage for a for 9 hours solid brass wick4 carriers damper top cool handle oil indicator. When be received this letter the achievement and he took his seat at doctor to only deliberately Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan ta a variety ol styles. next morning his Scotch blood fair- bis dinner table with a feeling of food for a despairing prescribe patient Instead Every Dealer Everywhere. If Not At Toura, Writ for DeacrlpUve Circular In his pocket to tha Neareat Agency of tha ly boiled. He was so angry he could great content He felt to the usual list of medof resorting see to waa still that the $100 there, hardly hold his pen while he was CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY icines. : writing another Black Hand letter to and It was. (Incorporated) There are some truly scientific phy the Black for he "That Hand!" was cried, but he himself that afternoon, sicians among the present generation wise enough to take every precaution, snapping his Angers, and he set to who recognize and treat conditions as and before he went to bed he barri- work devouring his meal. are and should be treated regardSuddenly he paused and a look of they caded the house by pushing all the furof the. value to their pockets. less came amazement over his niture against the doors. Even then fright and an instance: Here's he was so excited he could not sleep, face. He paused with his fork half "Four years ago I was taken with his and to at He stared way It face, and several times In the night he and nothing would severe gastritis arose and wrote Black Hand letters was eating spaghetti! Instantly he stay on my stomach, so that I was on knew what had happened. In his to himself. the verge of starvation. struggle with himself he had In was he week of end the the By "I heard of a doctor who has a sumsuch a state of fear that he only ven- mixed his two natures, and the Ital- mer cottage near me a specialist from tured from the house once a day, and ian nature had triumphed to after all! N. Y., and as a last hope, sent for him. himself take the tnat was to mall to himself the let- He had allowed "After, he examined me carefully he WearW.L. Douglas comfortHe had alme to try a small quantity of ters he had written, but the letters $100 away from tohimself. advised able, easy walking, common black-hanhimhimself lowed sense shoes. A trial will at first, then as my stomGrape-Nut- s kept getting more and more threaten- self. last convince any on that W. L. ach became stronged to eat more. ing, and they all mentioned As he finished his meal he laughed I so and Douglas shoes hold their at got "I Wednesday as the last day of grace, gradually kept it fit better and wear merrily to think how he had carried could eat and digest three teaspoon-- f shape, 'f the $100 was not put under the flat out hlB threat and at the same time longer than other makes. uls. Then I began to have color in my stone at the cross roads by noon that the tears ran down his cheeks as he They are made upon honor, face, memory became clear, where beday ample vengeance would be taken of the best leathers, by the he how had been victimized. thought blank. a seemed My on him. fore skilled workmen, In all most a terrible thing to have two ni limbseverything is It got stronger and I could walk. latest fashions, shoes In Everyone m Betzvllle noticed the tures. the So I Bteadlly recovered. very style and shape to suit change that had come over Rocco (Copyright, 1900, by W. O. Chapman.) I men In all walks of life. "Now, after a year on Grape-Nut- s Mackintosh, but no one suspected what ThtralMhave VT. PRIITinN weigh 153 lbs. My people were surhis trouble was, and Wednesday mornVery Particular. vnw 1 ivii 1 SonauM cam tnd pries ! "So you have applied for the Job?" prised at the way I grew fleshy and ing dawned upon a placid scene. The on tamped bottom, wtuca guarantees "Yes." strong on this food." flat stone at the cross roads was as fall value and protect tha waarar Read the little book, "The Road to "Answer the man's questions satissgainit high prior and inf orior shoes, flat as ever, and the cross roads TAHS NO SUBSTITUTB. Wellville," in pkgs. crossed as usual,' but Rocco Mackin- factorily?" " ' Reason." a "There's 1 "I know. as don't roads. When as cross told I was the hira twice tosh Ever read tha above lattrrf A About ten minutes after 11 ho put didn't drink, be wanted to know what a appear from tlm to time They on his hat, and he Instantly knew my reasons were for not drlnklna." ara crania, true, aad lull ( haaiaa la tercet. i To Enjoy Well-Inform- pub-lisli- hot-blood- I cun-wh-- ten-doll- animr-mate- When Cold Winds Blow back-draugh- PERFECTION Oil Heater post-offic- Automatic Smokeless Device 3 , - ter-rifl- o mam d ? mm frywV"-- - " es |