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Show I Ui r th Why the Burglar Had a Ft) whispered his wife ,v ing him, "I hear somebody la A Threat. Instruments of Torture. "Sir," said the visitor, as he pre"Well, said the bridegroom-to-be- , "I suppose youll be sorry, Willie, sented his manuscript, "I am only a when the time comes for your sister's young author, but" 3 "Sir, Interrupted the wedding. "Not much!" replied the small bro-- I editor, "youll be a struggling young ther. "It will gimme an excuse to author if you dont get out of your own volition Immediately. chuck pas slippers away. m ( r til i Af, WbCKCVCLLu!! N(-- T 9 - You Infernal scoundrel after you have satisfied per damper rod of the furnace? j got to do it. Then he crawled back into again. ??. ed an is Cn form ' o ed flOi ;S the ; Mourning Cigarettes. 2Z a the It pa''1 s be; of hoc il gua The In 1 iedoi cture room pt on ways al em r dali Within the Reach of All, Mrs. Bugglns The Mugginses . talking about going to Europe. we could. Mr. Bugglns Well, we can. Mrs. Bugglns How you talk; yca know we cant afford to go abroad. Mr. Bugglns But you said th8 Mm ginses were talking about it; them nothing cheaper than talk. Scientist 1 its la dent irs women claiming to be civilized, and left to savages and barbarians. No really humane woman wants to wear even as much as a chicken feather, because all feather-wearin- g tends to prolong the fashion. One of the most Incomprehensible things conneoted with the senseless and cruel bird plume fashion is the silence of ministers of the Gospel. Why can they not see that for a woman to deck herself with the results of cruelty and brutality Is lncon slatent with Christian profession? There is a crying need that people In all the churches should be told definitely and specifically what applied Is. Christianity In Participation cruelty is a sin from which professing Christians are far from being exempt and It constitutes a serious aud well grounded cause for criticism among outsiders who are humans. They laugh at a Christianity which harps continually on Gods mercy to us, but says little or nothing about tbe mercy which we, In consequence, should show to every living creature. Can the Justice of this criticism be denied? M. F. Lovell, Secretary American Hu mane Association. i novel ied he yourself a theres nothing worth stealing , there will you please push in the, "My uncle died yesterday," h "I had those cigarettes 1 plained. daily made with a mourning band; He was the object of envy all tl. evening. New York Press. tx try, er, J Percy de Fishter created a tion at the Ultra club the other when he drew forth a cigarette a tiny black band printed on paper close to the mouthpiece. v3 , basement." John groped his way, half ., to the wall, and bawled down t ae,fs ister: What He Had Learned. Where He'll Come In. Jones I suppose you know more Why arent you eatln, Bobby?" I wont be hungry for half an hour about that horse you got of Deacon Smith last week than when you made yet." "Well be through dinner by that the trade? time. Brown Yes, and I know a lot more "No, you wont youll Just about be about Deacon Smith now than I did then. gettin to the pie." THE ANIMAL MASQUERADE. Ipatlc wltl John, hard-hearte- I prove p coari sausai Il hln, t1 Believes He Can Success- st tha Do This. fully art w Bet Jap and Russ fight their ids too Herr Stlger of the meteorologias ad cal bureau of Vienna battles with the Every Plume and Feather In Feml rebant clouds. In almost every country on nine Headgear Coats the Life of made the continent where agriculture is the One of Gods Creatures Christian rwegia people's mainstay there is a systematic use of scientific warfare with cloud iron t! Principle Involved. pur shooting cannon for tbe purpose of The Other Side. mer sh dispelling threatened hall storms. Backed by public opinion, they wet This Is an age In which as never in Herr Stlger began his experiments with proud confidence. any other, women are coming before as with the fundamental principle of disThe the world as workers for reform. Park mansions pleased thes The animals for miles around ince d turbing the Intense stillness which But do They exhibit in an ever Increasing deyou, they said to the lant Were all assembled there. irn, or prevails before a hailstorm. He demlord, object to children? gree the divine unrest," dissatisfacOld Rhino took Miss Tiger onstrated ne, ti the fact that after the firing tion with wrong, desire to Dear, no, the man replied. "Ther And the fox the dancing bear. right 1L of a shot a small whirlwind arises ere or But there is one form of wrong-cru- elty are n in the house already sixty-seveThe ball progressed quite lively, but gtC DU! easily perceptible In the reflected sunAnd yet, strangely enough, thej which women are not conThe guests ran for the trees shine. This whirlwind ascends with a looked elsewhere. sistently trying to remedy. I say not When big fat Mr. Hippo wn Ric piercing whistle which lasts thirty The same woman who consistently. Caused an to with Jrhe in seconds a earthquake sneeze and secdaytime twenty will interfere on behalf of an overMarks of Esteem. onds at night At a distance of 200 Matr loaded or "I thought Richiey Skinner w horse, and who fishei feet the wind destroyed a strong diaSide Lights on History would perhaps rescue a The Practical Maid. a popular citizen of your ton cat starving The phragm. brass, The great Chinese wall had been experts who attended or dog, is often to be seen with a Georse always puts things in a busWho told you that? flaycould plainly see the wind rise from completed. t long ed alive seals skin on her iness way. Yesterday he accused me I was told he had won man! back, and Well, the ist hav mouth of the funnels with light"Of course, It wont last forever, her heal the plumage of slaughteror tempting him to spend so much of marks of esteem from bis felloi nwshoe ning rapidity possessing all the as- said the builder, "but by.The time It his affection ed birds. To all appearances unconon me that now he Is a citizens." a role sc of pects shot The most becomes efn. marked scious of her culpability, she adverg. we shall depend on the bankrupt In love. Yes, dollar-markfects were produced by horizontal itblng. boxers and the boycott to Keep the tises the fact that she either will not "What did you reply? shots. For the experiments, shields foreign devils out ories r read, or does not regard the state- BROWNLOW A Surface View, MAN TO tu!'ned h,m over to pa for e Matn WATCH. built of thick paper and linen were In any emergency he that ments so well Feeling t 0n A funny thing happened at the de authenticated, and in placed at intervals of from forty to could rely upon Mr. Wu to make 8Upplementary proceed- ave, fo the case of bird plumage so Tennessee office the other day. A mat 100 widely partment from rved Ir Congressman can-nothe mouth of yards Evidently the and repeatedly published, things unpleasant for the rascally Has Keen Buelnesa Instinct. who wished to put an application lor When the circle of wind enfold- Americans, he sat down and ordered e date the barbarities perpetrated concerning in obtain-Ina position on file sent his photograph Congressman Brownlow of Ten- ed these shields they were torn from a plate of Leading Up to It bind cl these things. suey. it chop nessee stood in tbe bouse lobby with the frames, the eolld :.e. All ?U sa,d you wouId never along with his application." posts and frameLast October Mr. William Dutcher a caB a child of young member from Ohio when Con- work snapped In two, and were cast "Possibly he wished to be takes it yours after any great A Literary Regret. iy of I of New York city, of the gressman Watcher of Baltimore came from eighteen to twenty-twhis face value. president m to i You do not take much Interest in National Association of Audubon Soyards, along. Look out for that man Browl-low,while a large mastiff standing near literature, said the intellectual Well, iy is p cieties, made an address in Philadelyoung said the Baltimore man. "or hell was whiffed into the Also a Reformer. earth air, turned sev- woman. hiB i,e phia at the annual meeting of the get your watch. "Who do eral you mean?" this "Deyre sendin a lot o grafters to somersaults, and was flung to the "Yes, I do, answered Mr. Cumrox. American Humane In asked tbe alarmed young Ohioan. ground lifeless. ail," remarked Meandering Mike. "As a business man I have the highest ,,nning which after mentioning association, what has been "Just what I say. Hes the greatest toioh Tm glad of it," answered Plodding rdonlc respect for it. What I object to Is see often repeated-t- he fact that to ob- confidence man in congress. Listen. Pleased by Congressmans Error. Pete. If dis high-clas- s so many people who are compeis beat ing patronage tain the white aigrette eo largely I have not much use for seeds, so I Colored cloakroom attendants in the tent to write "nt! 11 keeps cornin in maybe de warden! s Often. worn, involves not only the destrucadvertisemade an arrangement with Brownlow house of will wake up an improve de ass win ments wasting their time on books representatives are Individution of parent birds, for these the family cherub)11! hexh,bltIn plumes last year to trade him my 4,000 pack- ally and collectively voting thanks to and tlwa; magazine articles. frow only at the time of nesting, but ages of seeds for that something Congressman 1th Its ( Hughes of West Virthe death of their young from starva- would be useful to me. was comIt a ginia because of a mistake he tion He spoke also of the fares or In Due Form. The Fair Sex. 7tUngl.Sp00na,ItVhy- - sometimes brutal mur- plete reciprocity agreement He got He favorably reported from the made. comKnicker a Women der of one of the wardens In the em- my new inconsistent Proprietor are eighteen-year-ol(to babys bookkeeper) seeds and when I went around to mittee on accounts a sister resolution la Just a little Docker Yes; the same one who tondroui Young man, I heard you ploy of the association by a piunie him to get my plunder all he er swearing at me their gave salaries from But if the $60 to excuse her son with "boys win be $70 hunter at Oyster Key, Florida. This was two American. way your predecessor the kept copies of a report of tbe de- a month. The resolution was v I law breaker, for whose books, sable, and one agreed wont as let boys be her husband well may tell you that nefarious partment of two years old. to at once. Just as the result was an- I helm th dont like profanity and wish to of the boys. trade feather wearing women are re- You look out agriculture for him or hell get your nounced Mr. Hughes realized eP orwrd. ... re that that he hear no more of it gee Wbere tbe sponsible, resented the Interference watch." had been directed by the committee Hasty Pudding New Bookkeeper I of the warden and killed him. Such A Degree of Existence. Clb utory rt an proposed beg your an,ateur farce. to report the resolution with the recpar bi and women may now reflect. If don, Mr. Trott. I was merely er Hewitt You live at a hoarding Thats a big improvement Brewerlse Handicapped. they will, ommendation that It should not pass. on the fact that the e lapse the oath house, I believe? taking of office. amateur hasty Congressman Bartholdt of 8L Louis Next day he moved to reconsider thoughtlessness puddings r cento the and vanity of their kind have inch at one time Jewett You when me flatter to tragedies." got up a bill in tbs Inter- action. But his motion laid on lay! N dentally been the means of est of breweries. Just then the con- the table by a vote of 96was Crafty. to 41, thus Mrs. Ascum a men, and leaving hie wifemurdering Mrs. Fharoley has so m m a widow sciences of his colleagues were In affirming the Increase. many children I dont see how she and hie children orphans. They are their usual acute condition over the also responsible for manages to get them all looking so encouraging a evils of the demon rum and Author's Ample Wardrobe. neat and clean every afternoon." trade of the most brutallring tendenproposition was downed by It would not be advisable for tbe Mrs. Hewitt "Well, she's a cies. No man can spend his time kill- the usual W. C. T. U. shrewd majority. Bar- average man to follow the example of manager. ing. with all the haste and recklessJust before Its time to tholdt sat and glowered while the next Gabriele D'Annunzio In the matter of dress them for dinner she ness possible. Innocent birds at the bill was put on its lets them passage, it was a traveling outfit Recently on a Jour- blow nesting period, leaving the young to measure giving some new privileges ney DAnnunzio took fourteen trunks wash soap bubbles. In that way they starve, without himself losing the last to a railroad themselves." remnant of feeling. Such a man Is through pretty company, it went and an Italian newspaper had the ennearly unanimously terprise to make an Inventory of their Of Course. getting the education of a criminal, and then the house adjourned. As the contents with the following result In women who wear tbs products of his members went out one Peckham You've seen of them asked part: Seventy-twshirts. 144 pairs portrait of my wife, eh? DAubers evil work are before God responsible, the 8t Louis man what made him of plan socks, twenty-fou- r Very life. pairs of like, Isnt It? whether they think about it or not look eo glum and sour. "Mein ellk socks, forty-eigh- t Gott!" pairs of day Mr. Dutcher. In his rwCkMh e8 but 11 ,8n t exact address, spoke be said, and It came straight from an gloves, twenty-fou- r pairs of evening of the killing of birds in you call a speaking likeness, bearL overcharged lJ "If the breweries gloves, eight silk mufflers, eight violet tbe you think? titter folly of It on accountgeneral; of the loss could only Issue passes!" Chicago umbrellas, ten green parasols, Peckham-- Of twenty to agriculture through the ravages of Chronicle. course, it Is, else how dozen handkerchiefs and 100 colored could It be lifelike? Insects; the cruelty, and the Impos-iblllt- y cravats. Ponderous and Polite. of existence for the human Winston Churchill, the English race were It not for the birds. He At th Conclusion. Owe Much to Susan B. Anthony. Homngnn hat brought upon hlmielf eonsid-ersb- l Ho told me about spoke of the laws his association has The late Susan B. Anthony waa a this time last year that he had amount of secured and Is aiming to secure, and critifriend great of the young reporter. arrived at the conclusion there was one at least of bis hearers cism on account of a ponderous phrase She had a keen news tense and lost would do him that a trip to Eurone he Invented. In speaking of an un- no time In who hoped that the day good. might giving facte to the Inter Holmes Yes, and hes there apeedlly come when women cruel truthful statement made by a political viewer. At one time a young man yet Homngan In Europe? enough or heedless enough to wear opponent he referred to it aa a ter- from the West had been given a trial Hdmea-Nbird plumage shall be liable minological inexactitude." One writer on a Washington o; where he had arrived anywhere paper and wa told when to arrest and line as law breakers. says that should other authors follow to knock around town you saw him, and see what Millinery that costs suffering and Mr. Churchills example w may eg. he could find. There waa some eort George Trumped the Trick. !d berae daughter, the killing of Goda beauti- pcet to read something like this In a of a womans convention there, eo he She George, If l aKWd revised version of ths innocent ful, and George Wash- hunted up Mis Anthony and threw most to :'T main useful eresturea, ahould ba condemned by ingtons cherry tree story: Taternal himself at her mercy. 8he told him ''(led & progenitor, 1 am constitutionally and at once all about the tipped convention Parson n.u and a He "But fundamentally Incapable of excogitat-ing- , Its work, the result you know how Inaanelv t"? (lilt that he being Mrs. waa I Jealous our hu8ba4 home?' am!" ratiocinating or insinuating a ter- permanently iclt 1B engaged next day and ! Parson-H- ow She "Dear George, 1 11 abed. minological Inexactitude." It that h- is now a leading send he i the W correspondent to flog church 00 8undty? You kB0 mammas." Honlton Lace. If 2X blngi Innovation In Jhe. Parliament Honlton lace Is made at Honlton, In Biggest Freight Car. An Innovation ! aald to have The biggest freight car In the world crept Devonshire, Eng., remarkable for tbe Into the i. trow, era. Adaptability. w English House of Common I "I sauty of Ita figure and sprigs. "Honl-toWhtr, being constructed observe in the Wa, 8L that Paul you th, have Harm. when hand clapping, fami- railroad recently, persuaded ppllcatlon" is a lace made by liar the world shops at Milwaukee. The yo,!!r.f(?M''"rn,i to think as Universal Peace. ths you do" l hi. car working sprays, flowers and other the mother of over, but forbidden In rlKht present are of Benin's hT U l0k,,M annoinci'd ba ,ePrated from wae for the 100,000 mir.M parliament, of a part pounds pattern on the lace pillow nrtt lira hoard. Th custom Um "bUt and are ff capacity ne to live In bachelor -dr- a.ry,otuU?.POUt it of the looked upon as monitors. matter 0tZmZhn Md securing them to a net ground house fact fhK The new call for "Hear! Hear!" aa th Apartments. hi Persuaded m t0 myself made separately. la modern manuMPMUy of 200.000 think as most of my constituents do. of approval, often Ironical. Pounds. dd h do that for? J Iklnr factories hand made sprays are often ezpresstan It Is being built to traoeport th youngster, with Hear! Hear!" according to learned a surprised air. be couldnt live without n ninety-to.,ad section gewed upon a machine-mada of base for a ,om of the ground. authorltlee. Is a modern Unconscious of Error. filing comforts of home."-L- lfshortening bIu Honlton guipure" is a lare of large of being shipped Hear him! Hear him!" th Tippler to Some regug1n,ncl"y ipwklng. of you fellow flower patterns, with a very open Bethlehem. Pa. The car la fort w. 0,4 Fashioned Simplicity. lar parliamentary shout of approval on feet long, has four ground, which Is generally told under down Instead of two ",t,rll iPPlied to th early part of the laet mT Hlc-th- ats N.th, Boozlelgh d"d name the of Honlton lace. a lot of mossbark-werebecause kst in ob.cur5;"h of eight when weve be century. t they?" sunn. got wheel. I, anything Boston Transdlji I old 80 18 "Konev.0! f.V?Lnd be word ihpy WM- - Why. those !, Cod m tW t0 that Biel Cr concerned. ctually think a indecent BIRDS AND BEAST8 ARE TURED AND KILLED. TOR- fel-low- s. g g o I" first-clas- 11 d pie Bar-thold- ta o au-ino- r, good-nature- 4 Mk?,Es:,Kr tbv11' SSiSLST If n 'nt,fl :"and e ly J t ,f0 n,ad - n |