Spanish Fork Press | 1907-06-13 | Page 7 | Pat Set Only One Limit

PAT SET ONLY ONE LIMIT I I Would Quit When He Wan Done With All ThIngs Earthly A rich man out In tho suburbs who owns a largo place has among tho many people employed to keep It In shape an Irishman of whom ho Is particularly par-ticularly fond on account of his unconscious un-conscious wit says Harpers Weekly This Irishman is something of a hard drinker and as his Income Is limited ho Is moro particular as regards the quantity than the quality of his liquids Tho other day tho employer who had been awaiting n good opportunity oppor-tunity remarked In a kind tone as the closing sentence of a friendly lecture lec-ture Now Pat how long do you think you can keep on drinking this cheap whiskey V To which Pat Instantly replied All my life If It doesnt kill me