| Show cJCST I 1fJ Pt w Th q I i Wlipn th front IB at let tmlllI Anil theres wobbles In yer nlk And yo njnt mucli Rood for nu thin Hut t sit eround un huh When youve done your share o hustlln And yer tumstmis almost done Theres n heap 0 Ratlsfuctlon Jest axvhlttlln In th sun Weve bin oung ana weve bin heart In th rosy days o yore So me sit eround1 iiwhlttlln Of the drift wood on th shore I We kin rrltlclro th fellufs We hey daiiKled on out knee And rehearse th way we did 1 1 It When we run things you und me Jn til sunset time b llvhl TliereB a hen I o words t say While th younger Woods I Is pitch And a bringln In th liny Theres a heiip o tales f tellem Of our triumphs nnd our rnleht When til evenln shades Is fnlllil Hound tll corner store at night Nope they iilnt mu < < li work for fel lers Who air totln round a cane Who kin tell th brewln weather By this diirncd rheumatic pain But theys two things left t cheer us Ere our earthly race Is run We kin bent th world at bruggln And a whlttlln In th sun BYJION WILUAMS r J 1 On the Wing A dent and dumb woman worth a million dollars advertised for a bus Viand and now She is wondering if 1 thero really can bo so many unmar ned marriageable men In the world 6 ft Whllb a Maine woman hud lockjav I her husband got even by telling her all the things ho couldnt get In edgewise edge-wise since their wedding day 6 if it You can always tell wlictliera newly made Benedict Is game by watching him eat his wifes first apple dumplings dump-lings to it When man Is known for his hobby rather than for his profession It does not take long to llgure out at which he Is the better 6 < r Begin now to tell your wife how Itinely you are going to be next summer sum-mer when she goes on her vacation Dont forget to make It strong or she wont go An Editors Love Letter Denr darling delinquent Our precious subscriber In arrears You are shy Do you think we have sold out and gone No little sugar plum wo could not get any If we wanted to We are still at the same old stand dishing out the advertisers ad-vertisers on sweet promises and bright expectations They make an excellent diet darling with a little pudding lla voted with a word of encouragement to servo ns n dessert We are waiting and watching for thee our turtlo dove We long to hear thy gentle footstep on the stairway below and to hear the ring of happy dollars within our olllce Dear one we feel unusually sad and lonely without you dear Now little piecrust will you come Do we hear you answer in a voice so sweet and beguiling I ara coming or Is H I only tile winds that around our olllco roar We pause for further development Editors Scrap Hook Tickle Grass A crow makes altogether too much noise for a bird that cant sing anole a-nole I is to it A mule Is not very handsome but neither are some men yho kick all tilt time it tr The richer one grows the fewer real friends ho has Ah how many friends are mine Cr TV ft Count your fishhooks Suckers will be running in tho rivers In a month and yesterday I dug up any quantity of earth worms tr tt 6 Men begin to talk about that friend you are expecting In town almost any day now Wife Is showing symptoms of housecleaning ft tr 6 A friend of mlno had a beautiful meerschaum pipe that was the pride of his heart Not long ago ho re junrkcd to an acquaintance who was > spending the evening wits ill bathe bat-he must have It b Ifrt lu ujht when he rear I In me he found M ir I wife had bollt It < wu hours In me wash buller with the v flannels Ho Is not so proud of the pipe now I BYRON WJJllAMB r |
